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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When reading someone's profile, what grammar (intentional or unintentional) made you laugh?
Ours was, "Mature ladies can jump to the front of the cue". |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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someone messaged me on another site saying something about meeting me before "you're trash"
...i was highly offended and blocked him, then realised he was relating to something in my profile about messages being sent to trash (if within certain age ranges) and he should've used "your trash".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When reading someone's profile, what grammar (intentional or unintentional) made you laugh?
Ours was, "Mature ladies can jump to the front of the cue"."
Probably intentional  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I probably shouldn't but I do make a decision on someone if they don't know their your from their you're and their their from their there, still with me ???
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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I quite often receive messages from guys who've completely misspelled the word bisexual on their profile  "
I thought it was just me who got those. I've seen loads of people spell it "straight" and even a few who use "str8". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I probably shouldn't but I do make a decision on someone if they don't know their your from their you're and their their from their there, still with me ???
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Blimey, they always mix those up. It's cringe worthy.
To he honest, it can take quite a while to decipher some messages because the poor grammar does our heads in. |
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My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.
I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic. |
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"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.
I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic. "
I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just read a reply on another thread where the couple meet at cubs! 
Predictive text has a lot to answer for "
Yes but surely you check before sending?Maybe I'm one of the few who check before sending. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've always been pretty good with spelling but some punctuation confuses me. I wouldn't know when to use or not use colons and semi-colons 
The improper use of 'There', 'Their' and 'They're' gets to me though |
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"I've always been pretty good with spelling but some punctuation confuses me. I wouldn't know when to use or not use colons and semi-colons
The improper use of 'There', 'Their' and 'They're' gets to me though "
Same. Except I get a bit itchy about could, should and would of. |
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"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.
I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.
I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction. "
tell me about it! I'm the worstest! |
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"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.
I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.
I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.
tell me about it! I'm the worstest!"
I think I'm more worserer. |
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"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.
I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.
I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction. "
I believe enemahs can effect your'e colon. |
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"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.
I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.
I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.
I believe enemahs can effect your'e colon."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could of instead of could have or is that just pedantic? "
No, not at all. Would of isnt a proper phrase. That said most are not aware .. so continue to use it. |
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"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.
I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.
I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction. "
Not a lot wrong with your construction Mrs. |
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"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.
I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.
I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.
Not a lot wrong with your construction Mrs. "
 oo you silver tongued devil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a bit of a sapiophile, so I always appreciate well-written and creative messages. Bad spelling and awful grammar can both put me off someone.
I used to work as an Editor so think I'm a bit overly critical at times! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can look past bad spelling and grammatical errors.
What I can't get past it text, mainly because I have to read it about three times before I understand it. |
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In the wider context of a message from a friend today he used the phrase 'all about my cock and tits and pussy'. Which prompted me to write back and say that although I'd never noticed he possessed all of these attributes before, I was looking forward to a good grope of his tits next time I saw him
For the sake of a comma .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im guilty of a wee typo at times. My phone seems to think it knows better than me and swaps out some words.
Nothing sexier than telling someone you want to "duck" them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I chuckle when I see people blame predictive text for bad spelling "
But if you have no idea how-to spell the word in the first place predictive text is useless. I often have to completely re word a sentence round a word I can't spell.
PTU xxx |
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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago
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"My grammar isn't the best, a friend has a degree in english literature and his spelling is worse than mine.
I don't think I would would criticise someone or look at them any differently if their grammar or spelling was poor though, I think that may say more about the critic.
I'm rubbish at apostrophes, colons and semi-colons and hyphens and have often been criticised for my sentence construction.
I believe enemahs can effect your'e colon."
It's enemas that affect your colon |
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