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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Last week one of the forum folk said that my voice would be perfect for a sex phone line and my name should be The Governess. 
What sort of sex phone line name would fit your voice?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope - I often have to record web sessions and I need to listen to them to make sure the audio worked.
30 seconds and I'm switching off. Hate my voice so wouldn't want to inflict it on others - especially if they are paying! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Nope - I often have to record web sessions and I need to listen to them to make sure the audio worked.
30 seconds and I'm switching off. Hate my voice so wouldn't want to inflict it on others - especially if they are paying!"
So would you be called 'Switch Off'?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope - I often have to record web sessions and I need to listen to them to make sure the audio worked.
30 seconds and I'm switching off. Hate my voice so wouldn't want to inflict it on others - especially if they are paying!
So would you be called 'Switch Off'? "
Definitely  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Bond.....Jamesh Bond 
With being over the phone though you'll jusht need to imagine the raished eyebrow  "
I've assumed you're suggesting a Connery Bond, rather than Moore or any of the others?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bond.....Jamesh Bond
With being over the phone though you'll jusht need to imagine the raished eyebrow
I've assumed you're suggesting a Connery Bond, rather than Moore or any of the others?
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Why of coursh you're quite right in your asshumption Missh Licketyshplitsh   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tart wiv an 'eart with an Angie Watts voice.
Or Mrs Potts from Beauty and the Beast.
Which would you prefer?
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Mrs Potts. If they had a Disney fetish I could sing them Disney songs. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've been told my phone voice can be quite sexy but having heard myself on video playback (for a previous job) I beg to differ "
Your own voice always sounds weird when you hear it back. It's what it sounds like to others that you need to understand.
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"I don't know. Is there a niche for Nanny from Count Duckula or Pam Ayres phone sex? "
Not sure that's quite what you sound like. But I struggle to remember the sounds from Count Duckula, heads off to scour YouTube. |
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"My phone voice is quite posh...until I get comfortable and then it is something else.
I don't think I would be suitable for much really 
Something Else is quite a good name. "
Good afternoon, I'm something else..what can I do for you today.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been told my phone voice can be quite sexy but having heard myself on video playback (for a previous job) I beg to differ
Your own voice always sounds weird when you hear it back. It's what it sounds like to others that you need to understand.
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oh I get that.. a colleague sounded so bad to herself she paid a lot of money for elocution lessons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have a voice made for sex 
You can't have everything. Your face and body are more than adequate compensation.
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As long as I shut the fuck up I'm ok |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I don't have a voice made for sex
You can't have everything. Your face and body are more than adequate compensation.
As long as I shut the fuck up I'm ok "
I haven't got the face or body but I have the voice. Yet men are always shoving things in my mouth to get me to shut up. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Marcel Marceu I hate talking on phones
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Would you put on the make up?
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What for phone sex? S'pose you think there really is someone on the other end wearing Victoria Secret undies too
In person no probs, I've been told i'm good with my hands. Well the copper said I was light fingered, I think she meant the sex but it was a while ago
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"Last week one of the forum folk said that my voice would be perfect for a sex phone line and my name should be The Governess.
What sort of sex phone line name would fit your voice?
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The shipping forecast.
Failing that one where you find out whether or not you're eligible for a new boiler. |
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