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"Who wants a drink? Welcome to by bar (I know it isn't real, but whilst you are here you can have anything you want- probably) So...drink and a side of? " Something long and cool with some finger food  | |||
"Long Island Iced Tea. A strong one! "Sure thing lady  | |||
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"I'll have a Black I.P.A please bar keep "*slides it down the bar* | |||
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"I'd like a cocktail please any will so but nothing with coconut in it. Thank you x" Raspberry mojito? Nom | |||
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"Virgin pina colada and a side of oral with a sprinkling of fingers mmmmmmm "Ah lush, I'll take that side too | |||
"I'd like a cocktail please any will so but nothing with coconut in it. Thank you x Raspberry mojito? Nom" Ohh yes please | |||
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"It's wine time!! Large, chilled glass of Chablis with a side of plain nachos & salsa dip." Lush!! | |||
"none alcoholic pint of vodka please "Uh?  | |||
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"It's wine time!! Large, chilled glass of Chablis with a side of plain nachos & salsa dip. Lush!!" Come have a nibble.... | |||
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"I'll have a large glass of good red please- preferably a Shiraz. Side order of garlic bread with cheese and donner meat (sounds vile but VERY tasty!) X" Dirty lamb...laavvvlllyyy | |||
"I'd love a large ice cold Sauvignon Blanc and some salted nuts please H " Do love a salty but | |||
"It's wine time!! Large, chilled glass of Chablis with a side of plain nachos & salsa dip. Lush!! Come have a nibble.... "Oh  | |||
"I'd love a large ice cold Sauvignon Blanc and some salted nuts please H Do love a salty but "You can have the butt I'll have the nuts!  | |||
"I'd love a large ice cold Sauvignon Blanc and some salted nuts please H Do love a salty but
You can have the butt I'll have the nuts! "Ah Jesus, auto carrot is a funny twat today. | |||
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"I've got some salted caramel kahlua for later. ..I think I'll have a prosecco to start please "I have not heard of this salted caramel kahlua, it sounds yummy. Prosecco coming your way, care to share a bottle? | |||
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"Still suffering after last night... I'll have a Coke please Honey "Oh poor guy, have a squish on the side | |||
"I've got some salted caramel kahlua for later. ..I think I'll have a prosecco to start please
I have not heard of this salted caramel kahlua, it sounds yummy.
Prosecco coming your way, care to share a bottle? "It was a discovery in tesco earlier. ..I've not tried it before....I'll share my kahlua if you share your prosecco  | |||
"I've got some salted caramel kahlua for later. ..I think I'll have a prosecco to start please
I have not heard of this salted caramel kahlua, it sounds yummy.
Prosecco coming your way, care to share a bottle?
It was a discovery in tesco earlier. ..I've not tried it before....I'll share my kahlua if you share your prosecco "Sounds like a bloody good idea to me. Can we perv too? | |||
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"I've got some salted caramel kahlua for later. ..I think I'll have a prosecco to start please
I have not heard of this salted caramel kahlua, it sounds yummy.
Prosecco coming your way, care to share a bottle?
It was a discovery in tesco earlier. ..I've not tried it before....I'll share my kahlua if you share your prosecco
Sounds like a bloody good idea to me.
Can we perv too?
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"Still suffering after last night... I'll have a Coke please Honey
Oh poor guy, have a squish on the side "I feel better already! Definitely coming back to this bar | |||
"Can I have a vodka and diet with a tube of salt n vinegar Pringles on the side please Miss H x " I've popped and I just can't stop! | |||
"Miss Honey can I have your number?" Sure you can, it's 911. Call me in a emergency I'll ask you some questions then send out one of my guys. | |||
"Can I have a vodka and diet with a tube of salt n vinegar Pringles on the side please Miss H x " Can I share them with you? | |||
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"Double Grey Goose on the rocks please "Pretty please | |||
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"I'll have a Black I.P.A please bar keep
*slides it down the bar*"And the drink? I'm parched! | |||
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"Miss Honey can I have your number? Sure you can, it's 911. Call me in a emergency I'll ask you some questions then send out one of my guys. "trying to laugh | |||
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"Old Fashioned and a grope "I'll have a pineapple juice, and watch. | |||
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"none alcoholic pint of vodka please
Uh? "i wanna get sloshed but i don't drink  | |||
"Old Fashioned and a grope
I'll have a pineapple juice, and watch."I'm going to show off if you're watching... | |||
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"Old Fashioned and a grope
I'll have a pineapple juice, and watch.
I'm going to show off if you're watching..."Tart | |||
"Old Fashioned and a grope
I'll have a pineapple juice, and watch.
I'm going to show off if you're watching...
Tart "Nope. Just honest. | |||
"I'll have a Black I.P.A please bar keep
*slides it down the bar*
And the drink? I'm parched! " | |||
"Ice cold Peroni please Miss H "Of course | |||
"Honey I'm feeling a bit stressed out can I please have a hug and a large whatever xx" Hugs and tequila | |||
"Brew Dog IPA and a Prosecco for us please, along with a side of shameless flirting "My favourite | |||
"Ice cold elderflower pressé please. Back on the not drinking wagon after last weekend." Hard one was it? | |||
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"Knackered. Been theme parking. Is their a cosy sofa?" Ooooo come and park up on my sofa. Theme parks can be tiring. Which one have you been to? | |||
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"Looks like I'm not getting served "Stop sulking. What do you want? | |||
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"I'd happily settle for plain water...As long as it was brought over by a lovely waitress wrapped in a right shiny rubber outfit.. I appear to be somewhat fixated. Lol." Oh you like rubber? | |||
"I'd happily settle for plain water...As long as it was brought over by a lovely waitress wrapped in a right shiny rubber outfit.. I appear to be somewhat fixated. Lol." I bet you can't walk past a stationery cupboard without tenting... | |||
"Honey I'm feeling a bit stressed out can I please have a hug and a large whatever xx Hugs and tequila "I'm sure that will help thanks lovely xx | |||
"I'd happily settle for plain water...As long as it was brought over by a lovely waitress wrapped in a right shiny rubber outfit.. I appear to be somewhat fixated. Lol. I bet you can't walk past a stationery cupboard without tenting..." Eraser that comment | |||
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"Looks like I'm not getting served "Neither am I | |||
"Looks like I'm not getting served
Neither am I "Oh God I'm sorry. I did fling drinks at everyone I had forgotten | |||
"Looks like I'm not getting served
Neither am I "I'm still waiting on my rum drink with side of hmmmmmm  | |||
"Looks like I'm not getting served
Neither am I
I'm still waiting on my rum drink with side of hmmmmmm "
I'm a crap barmaid ok
Have these on the house | |||
"Looks like I'm not getting served
Neither am I
Oh God I'm sorry.
I did fling drinks at everyone I had forgotten "Rather you fling yourself at me | |||
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"Knackered. Been theme parking. Is their a cosy sofa? Ooooo come and park up on my sofa. Theme parks can be tiring. Which one have you been to? "Chessington on a hangover | |||
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"Looks like I'm not getting served
Stop sulking.
What do you want? "Just sayin | |||
"Looks like I'm not getting served
Stop sulking.
What do you want?
Just sayin "
Drink? | |||
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"My drink hasn't been served yet "Neither has mine but I don't mind. She's so purty | |||
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"Looks like I'm not getting served
Stop sulking.
What do you want?
Just sayin
Drink?"Jd please. | |||
"I fancy an ice cold wheat beer and some fried calamari please landlady." Squid eh? I've got some tentacles that would like to wrap around you! | |||
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"Here you go lovelies.... Sorry for the wait "Drink isn't cold enough | |||
"Here you go lovelies.... Sorry for the wait "How would you like your tip? | |||
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