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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make sure you get your tickets for Friday, the jackpot is now £136,000,000  
It'd spoil even you Wishy."
I'd happily let it.
I once discussed winning the lottery with a mate who is tad unconventional and I asked him what he'd do if he won and he said, "I'd give the wife half and tell her to fuck off." I was a bit surprised because I know he loves her to bits so I asked him why and he replied, "cos I know I'd want to go mad, go everywhere and take everyone with me, and she'd be pissed at the waste of money."
Fair point, I thought.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The lottery!
A system of systematically ripping off the poor, feckless and witless promising them untold millions with odds that are so astronomical that getting a shag of Pippa Middleton while she sucks off a 3ft dwarf is much more likely to happen for you on Friday night. Keep your money in your pocket as you are just not going to win.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someones gonna win it....
and as they say.
you gotta be in it to win it. so i will take me chances
Oh and if suddenly go quiet after friday....i have a date in rome 
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"The lottery!
A system of systematically ripping off the poor, feckless and witless promising them untold millions with odds that are so astronomical that getting a shag of Pippa Middleton while she sucks off a 3ft dwarf is much more likely to happen for you on Friday night. Keep your money in your pocket as you are just not going to win.
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Is she ok with anal?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someones gonna win it....
and as they say.
you gotta be in it to win it. so i will take me chances
Oh and if suddenly go quiet after friday....i have a date in rome
kerching "
Somebody doesn't have to win it. millions of tickets have already been sold. People are buying into a dream. You will find that the educated and financially affluent people just don't waste their money on this legalised scam. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someones gonna win it....
and as they say.
you gotta be in it to win it. so i will take me chances
Oh and if suddenly go quiet after friday....i have a date in rome
kerching
Somebody doesn't have to win it. millions of tickets have already been sold. People are buying into a dream. You will find that the educated and financially affluent people just don't waste their money on this legalised scam."
So the Irish lady that won millions a couple of years ago is really a rich bitch and she decided to go along with it for a laugh?
Or Michael Carroll, who won and blew £9m, he was given that monmey by the govt as a smokescreen huh?
Sheesh! I bet you believe Diana was murdered and that there were aliens recovered from Roswell too, probably whisked away by Emelia Earhart to an undisclosed destination where they all had babies and one escaped and is now mayor of London.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someones gonna win it....
and as they say.
you gotta be in it to win it. so i will take me chances
Oh and if suddenly go quiet after friday....i have a date in rome
kerching
Somebody doesn't have to win it. millions of tickets have already been sold. People are buying into a dream. You will find that the educated and financially affluent people just don't waste their money on this legalised scam.
So the Irish lady that won millions a couple of years ago is really a rich bitch and she decided to go along with it for a laugh?
Or Michael Carroll, who won and blew £9m, he was given that monmey by the govt as a smokescreen huh?
Sheesh! I bet you believe Diana was murdered and that there were aliens recovered from Roswell too, probably whisked away by Emelia Earhart to an undisclosed destination where they all had babies and one escaped and is now mayor of London. "
Delude your self if you like but odds of 90 million to one are near non existent. I am aware there are many dreamers about though so if you feel the cap fits put it on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If the jackpot is won on Friday does this thread self destruct?"
You have more chance of a real Nigerian prince wanting to deposit money in your bank account than win it. But if someone from fab wins i will kiss Christophers arse. |
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If the jackpot is won on Friday does this thread self destruct?
You have more chance of a real Nigerian prince wanting to deposit money in your bank account than win it. But if someone from fab wins i will kiss Christophers arse. "
Is that Christopher in your pics
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If the jackpot is won on Friday does this thread self destruct?
You have more chance of a real Nigerian prince wanting to deposit money in your bank account than win it. But if someone from fab wins i will kiss Christophers arse. "
You are close,almost correct. I've never yet bought a ticket so the chances are in fact zero. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"The lottery!
A system of systematically ripping off the poor, feckless and witless promising them untold millions with odds that are so astronomical that getting a shag of Pippa Middleton while she sucks off a 3ft dwarf is much more likely to happen for you on Friday night. Keep your money in your pocket as you are just not going to win.
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It costs £2! I spend more on my lunch at work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The lottery!
A system of systematically ripping off the poor, feckless and witless promising them untold millions with odds that are so astronomical that getting a shag of Pippa Middleton while she sucks off a 3ft dwarf is much more likely to happen for you on Friday night. Keep your money in your pocket as you are just not going to win.
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still better odds of winning than seeing a positive post from yourself that doesnt manage to come across as uppity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someones gonna win it....
and as they say.
you gotta be in it to win it. so i will take me chances
Oh and if suddenly go quiet after friday....i have a date in rome
kerching
Somebody doesn't have to win it. millions of tickets have already been sold. People are buying into a dream. You will find that the educated and financially affluent people just don't waste their money on this legalised scam."
Oh so my millionaire intelligent uncle (Now passed) didn't really buy tickets every week then ok i took his word for it obviously he was a liar ah?? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The lottery!
A system of systematically ripping off the poor, feckless and witless promising them untold millions with odds that are so astronomical that getting a shag of Pippa Middleton while she sucks off a 3ft dwarf is much more likely to happen
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Mmmm pipa Middleton that name rings a bell xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someones gonna win it....
and as they say.
you gotta be in it to win it. so i will take me chances
Oh and if suddenly go quiet after friday....i have a date in rome
kerching
Somebody doesn't have to win it. millions of tickets have already been sold. People are buying into a dream. You will find that the educated and financially affluent people just don't waste their money on this legalised scam."
so you play the lottery as well then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Delude your self if you like but odds of 90 million to one are near non existent. I am aware there are many dreamers about though so if you feel the cap fits put it on. "
I'm not deluding myself at all, I'm disputing your stated fact that it's a fix and it's impossible to win it when I've mentioned two examples of people who have won it, and Soapy mentioned a third that he can verify himself.
You're a typical conspiracy theorist and those types of people have only one argument - and that's a misguided opinion that has no substance whatsoever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Delude your self if you like but odds of 90 million to one are near non existent. I am aware there are many dreamers about though so if you feel the cap fits put it on.
I'm not deluding myself at all, I'm disputing your stated fact that it's a fix and it's impossible to win it when I've mentioned two examples of people who have won it, and Soapy mentioned a third that he can verify himself.
You're a typical conspiracy theorist and those types of people have only one argument - and that's a misguided opinion that has no substance whatsoever."
I know i have to accept your not the brightest button in the box but if you are going to quote someone please get your facts straight as it makes you look a little foolish when you make things up.
1 at no point did i say it was a fix i stated scam and there is a huge difference between the 2. If something is fixed then the result is predetermined. A Scam is when someone is misled, use your good friend google for further clarification.
2 I did not said its impossible to win i said “odds of 90 million to one are near nonexistent” now if you are struggling to know the difference between the two you are a lost cause.
The difference between what i am saying and you is my viewpoints are built on facts yours on misquotes and dreams which is obviously plain to see.
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Couldn't spend it in a lifetime?
I could spend it in a week... in the scheme of things 136 Million is nothing to the big boys.
When you consider ther are yahts for sale at 100 Million, your 136 don't go that far.....
Its only when you start looking at the likes of Abromovich, Gates etc who are into the 10's of billions I think then, you may get to saturation point.
Obviously this is all said with tongue firmly in cheek, as I shall be putting a quid on! As a few grand now would be more than welcomed!
Would it change me? Absolutely but you'll all be invited to the biggest most hedonistic party you can imagine. I think for starters I'd hire Bransons Island off him for a few weeks and give you all free tickets to come over and party
As for the odds of winning, I'll leave you with this thought... there are approximately 300 Million sperm in an ejaculation (according to google) so, the odds that you are even here at all as yourself is more than 3 times less likely...
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I'm surprised to see such vitriol here about the lottery. Yes, the odds against winning are gi-bloody-normous, but at the same time I don't think those who play it are somehow being suckered into giving all their money to some evil corporation who are rubbing their hands and twirling their moustaches (not at the same time, obviously) at the gullibility of the public.
The lottery raises a lot of money for good causes all over the place - and yes, there is a separate argument to be had about whether that money should be being found from elsewhere, for sure.
But for 2 quid a pop, it gives a lot of people a little bit of excitement as they check their numbers and fantasise about what they might do IF they won. Is that such a bad thing? People have enjoyed playing games of chance for a long time - surely they're not ALL morons? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Couldn't spend it in a lifetime?
I could spend it in a week... in the scheme of things 136 Million is nothing to the big boys.
When you consider ther are yahts for sale at 100 Million, your 136 don't go that far.....
Its only when you start looking at the likes of Abromovich, Gates etc who are into the 10's of billions I think then, you may get to saturation point.
Obviously this is all said with tongue firmly in cheek, as I shall be putting a quid on! As a few grand now would be more than welcomed!
Would it change me? Absolutely but you'll all be invited to the biggest most hedonistic party you can imagine. I think for starters I'd hire Bransons Island off him for a few weeks and give you all free tickets to come over and party
As for the odds of winning, I'll leave you with this thought... there are approximately 300 Million sperm in an ejaculation (according to google) so, the odds that you are even here at all as yourself is more than 3 times less likely...
D&K"
lol cant fault the logic there , im a simple man , akmodest house help my mates then sit back on a beach and dish it out to various charities would do me nicely as well as wee trust fund for my kids and id be happy as . couldnt sit withall that money and have a clear conscience , knwing whats going and how sometimes a little money could make a big difference to flk who are having a hrd life . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know i have to accept your not the brightest button in the box but if you are going to quote someone please get your facts straight as it makes you look a little foolish when you make things up.
1 at no point did i say it was a fix i stated scam and there is a huge difference between the 2. If something is fixed then the result is predetermined. A Scam is when someone is misled, use your good friend google for further clarification.
2 I did not said its impossible to win i said “odds of 90 million to one are near nonexistent” now if you are struggling to know the difference between the two you are a lost cause.
The difference between what i am saying and you is my viewpoints are built on facts yours on misquotes and dreams which is obviously plain to see.
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Why do you post on here? You seem to revel in insulting people over the most innocuous of subjects. Did someone steal your bike off you when you were a child or something, and now you hate the whole world? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Aaaaanyway, let's leave ole misery guts to mumbling in his ale, I'll be supping champagne by the weekend while I choose whether to have a red ferrari or a yellow one. |
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£1.50 for a harmless dream is worth it in my book. No one is forced to buy a ticket and yes someone will win.
I only do it when it is big money.
Not on the same scale but my step dads parents won spot the ball jacket pot and three cars just over 30 years ago. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"The lottery!
It costs £2! I spend more on my lunch at work!
£2? fancy a social meet for lunch Julie? Change from a fiver is always a winner to me "
£2 if I buy it, £45 if you buy it. |
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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago
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"Delude your self if you like but odds of 90 million to one are near non existent. I am aware there are many dreamers about though so if you feel the cap fits put it on.
I'm not deluding myself at all, I'm disputing your stated fact that it's a fix and it's impossible to win it when I've mentioned two examples of people who have won it, and Soapy mentioned a third that he can verify himself.
You're a typical conspiracy theorist and those types of people have only one argument - and that's a misguided opinion that has no substance whatsoever.
I know i have to accept your not the brightest button in the box but if you are going to quote someone please get your facts straight as it makes you look a little foolish when you make things up.
1 at no point did i say it was a fix i stated scam and there is a huge difference between the 2. If something is fixed then the result is predetermined. A Scam is when someone is misled, use your good friend google for further clarification.
2 I did not said its impossible to win i said “odds of 90 million to one are near nonexistent” now if you are struggling to know the difference between the two you are a lost cause.
The difference between what i am saying and you is my viewpoints are built on facts yours on misquotes and dreams which is obviously plain to see.
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Well said that man!!! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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I had an ex who played Lotto and people always said to him 'you know the odds of winning that are 14 million to one, don't you?' and he'd say 'If I don't buy a ticket then it's zero!'
Doesn't matter what the odds are, someone ends up winning it eventually. So what if its very unlikely to happen? We can dream!  |
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The odds of me, a single guy, getting a meet and shag on here, are closer to 14,000,000 to 1 but i live in hope.
Bright idea! a lotto_mushy.
Anyone want a free, non transferable ticket?
C'mon don't be shy. |
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"I had an ex who played Lotto and people always said to him 'you know the odds of winning that are 14 million to one, don't you?' and he'd say 'If I don't buy a ticket then it's zero!'
Doesn't matter what the odds are, someone ends up winning it eventually. So what if its very unlikely to happen? We can dream! "
I agree, been and got my ticket today |
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"I bet all those who've said they don't do it secretly do. And will on Friday.
They might win. Now they'll have to do it or they'd never know. "
Or if they win they wont be able to spend it cause they have told everyone they havent done it lol |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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The odds of me, a single guy, getting a meet and shag on here, are closer to 14,000,000 to 1 but i live in hope.
Bright idea! a lotto_mushy.
Anyone want a free, non transferable ticket?
C'mon don't be shy. "
What's the prize? |
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The odds of me, a single guy, getting a meet and shag on here, are closer to 14,000,000 to 1 but i live in hope.
Bright idea! a lotto_mushy.
Anyone want a free, non transferable ticket?
C'mon don't be shy.
What's the prize?"
First prize, one night with Mushy.
Booby prize, two nights with Mushy.
The old ones are still the best. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i buy a ticket but if i did win as a single parent id employ that strict nanny off tv an make sheen look like a beginer lol not really good but hey you gotta smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was praying to god
'lord help me win the lottery , '
this i did week after week , again
' lord help me win the lottery'
one day a voice from heaven calls down ,
'paul meet me half way , buy a ticket first ! ' |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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The odds of me, a single guy, getting a meet and shag on here, are closer to 14,000,000 to 1 but i live in hope.
Bright idea! a lotto_mushy.
Anyone want a free, non transferable ticket?
C'mon don't be shy.
What's the prize?
First prize, one night with Mushy.
Booby prize, two nights with Mushy.
The old ones are still the best. "
Awww, you're not THAT old! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know i have to accept your not the brightest button in the box but if you are going to quote someone please get your facts straight as it makes you look a little foolish when you make things up.
1 at no point did i say it was a fix i stated scam and there is a huge difference between the 2. If something is fixed then the result is predetermined. A Scam is when someone is misled, use your good friend google for further clarification.
2 I did not said its impossible to win i said “odds of 90 million to one are near nonexistent” now if you are struggling to know the difference between the two you are a lost cause.
The difference between what i am saying and you is my viewpoints are built on facts yours on misquotes and dreams which is obviously plain to see.
Why do you post on here? You seem to revel in insulting people over the most innocuous of subjects. Did someone steal your bike off you when you were a child or something, and now you hate the whole world? "
lmao rofc hehe |
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The best lottery story/prank i've ever heard was the woman who arranged to video one Saturday nights lottery results on the quiet, then went out and bought her fella a "winning ticket" of all 6 numbers.
Then the next Saturday night, with the help of a few friends, distracted her fella enough to slip the video on the tele in place of the actual show.
The fella is sat there, number after number comes up, and lo and behold he has all 6.
It was sometime later at the pub, some ££££'s later, that he was informed of the reality of it all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What you are saying is 100% true and you are right about the odds.
However the fact is you are betting 2quid against hundreds of millions or the chance of a share.
Gambling is a mugs game if it wasn't no one would set up bookies etc but 2 quid? |
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"I know i have to accept your not the brightest button in the box but if you are going to quote someone please get your facts straight as it makes you look a little foolish when you make things up.
1 at no point did i say it was a fix i stated scam and there is a huge difference between the 2. If something is fixed then the result is predetermined. A Scam is when someone is misled, use your good friend google for further clarification.
2 I did not said its impossible to win i said “odds of 90 million to one are near nonexistent” now if you are struggling to know the difference between the two you are a lost cause.
The difference between what i am saying and you is my viewpoints are built on facts yours on misquotes and dreams which is obviously plain to see.
Why do you post on here? You seem to revel in insulting people over the most innocuous of subjects. Did someone steal your bike off you when you were a child or something, and now you hate the whole world? "
I think his mum took him off the tit before he was ready, he's been sour at the world ever since!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I do mine online, but the only problem with that is if you check your email after the draw has passed and you haven't got a message from them you know you haven't won anything, but if you do get an email you don't know what you've won until you log on. A couple of times I've excitedly logged on to find I'd won £2.50.  |
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"...As for the odds of winning, I'll leave you with this thought... there are approximately 300 Million sperm in an ejaculation (according to google) so, the odds that you are even here at all as yourself is more than 3 times less likely..."
Brilliant!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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We're buggered! Siren has just informed me - AFTER we've just bought our frickin tickets - that she knows someone who is related to someone who won the first big rollover of £18m a few years back!
That's increased our odds of winning astronomically!! Dammit!! |
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The way I look at it, when I buy a ticket its a win - win situation...
If I dont win, at least I have given some money to good causes, and some other lucky bugger is happy.
If I do win, I give a load more to good causes, and I am happy!!! |
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"We're buggered! Siren has just informed me - AFTER we've just bought our frickin tickets - that she knows someone who is related to someone who won the first big rollover of £18m a few years back!
That's increased our odds of winning astronomically!! Dammit!! "
Strictly speaking of course, that fact makes absolutely NO difference odds-wise to your chances of winning. Or losing |
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