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over a year ago
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"Morning pp, hope you are well this morning xxx
Morning qb I am now I have my coffee and the painkillers have kicked in  "
well unfortunately my hands are a little cold but I would be willing to warm them up to give you a massage x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning pp, hope you have a sensually sexy Saturday
Morning ace you got the kettle on yet
Oh yes wife, what would you like? I have more coffee than tea bags though and only blue top milk xx"
I only drink tea and I will pick up some green top on my way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning pp, hope you have a sensually sexy Saturday
Morning ace you got the kettle on yet
Oh yes wife, what would you like? I have more coffee than tea bags though and only blue top milk xx"
About effin time  |
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"Morning pp, hope you have a sensually sexy Saturday
Morning ace you got the kettle on yet
Oh yes wife, what would you like? I have more coffee than tea bags though and only blue top milk xx
I only drink tea and I will pick up some green top on my way"
I drink enough tea to sink a battleship in the morning, coffee is for evenings in this gaff  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good morning early birds. Anyone fancy a spoon? No funny business mind.
Morning Mac I do and I can't promise no touchy feely x 
Come along then"
get ya wiggle ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning pp, hope you have a sensually sexy Saturday
Morning ace you got the kettle on yet
Oh yes wife, what would you like? I have more coffee than tea bags though and only blue top milk xx
I only drink tea and I will pick up some green top on my way
I drink enough tea to sink a battleship in the morning, coffee is for evenings in this gaff "
Coffee makes me ill babe. Sorry x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning early birds. Anyone fancy a spoon? No funny business mind.
Morning Mac I do and I can't promise no touchy feely x
Come along then
get ya wiggle ready "
I've been practising |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning early birds. Anyone fancy a spoon? No funny business mind.
Did you hear about the early bird that landed on a spoon.....  "
No. Did the dish run away with that too? |
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"Morning pp, hope you have a sensually sexy Saturday
Morning ace you got the kettle on yet
Oh yes wife, what would you like? I have more coffee than tea bags though and only blue top milk xx
I only drink tea and I will pick up some green top on my way
I drink enough tea to sink a battleship in the morning, coffee is for evenings in this gaff
Coffee makes me ill babe. Sorry x "
Well tea it is then, I would sooner drink juice or wine or beer or cider at a push if you insist. No coffee involved at all I promise   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning pp, hope you have a sensually sexy Saturday
Morning ace you got the kettle on yet
Oh yes wife, what would you like? I have more coffee than tea bags though and only blue top milk xx
I only drink tea and I will pick up some green top on my way
I drink enough tea to sink a battleship in the morning, coffee is for evenings in this gaff
Coffee makes me ill babe. Sorry x
Well tea it is then, I would sooner drink juice or wine or beer or cider at a push if you insist. No coffee involved at all I promise "
Your so kind any chance of a bacon buttie and some spooning |
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"Good morning early birds. Anyone fancy a spoon? No funny business mind.
Did you hear about the early bird that landed on a spoon.....
No. Did the dish run away with that too?"
Am tempted to say "You silly cow"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning early birds. Anyone fancy a spoon? No funny business mind.
Did you hear about the early bird that landed on a spoon.....
No. Did the dish run away with that too?
Am tempted to say "You silly cow" "
I've been called worse |
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"Morning pp, hope you have a sensually sexy Saturday
Morning ace you got the kettle on yet
Oh yes wife, what would you like? I have more coffee than tea bags though and only blue top milk xx
I only drink tea and I will pick up some green top on my way
I drink enough tea to sink a battleship in the morning, coffee is for evenings in this gaff
Coffee makes me ill babe. Sorry x
Well tea it is then, I would sooner drink juice or wine or beer or cider at a push if you insist. No coffee involved at all I promise
Your so kind any chance of a bacon buttie and some spooning "
Ah now you're talking, that's my forte
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"Good morning early birds. Anyone fancy a spoon? No funny business mind.
Did you hear about the early bird that landed on a spoon.....
No. Did the dish run away with that too?
Am tempted to say "You silly cow"
I've been called worse "
I doubt it, pull the udder one.....
It's ok, I'll get ma goat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning early birds. Anyone fancy a spoon? No funny business mind.
Did you hear about the early bird that landed on a spoon.....
No. Did the dish run away with that too?
Am tempted to say "You silly cow"
I've been called worse
I doubt it, pull the udder one.....
It's ok, I'll get ma goat "
Keep your own cow-nsel |
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"Good morning early birds. Anyone fancy a spoon? No funny business mind.
Did you hear about the early bird that landed on a spoon.....
No. Did the dish run away with that too?
Am tempted to say "You silly cow"
I've been called worse
I doubt it, pull the udder one.....
It's ok, I'll get ma goat
Keep your own cow-nsel "
Moooove along here now, I've herd enough . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning early birds. Anyone fancy a spoon? No funny business mind.
Did you hear about the early bird that landed on a spoon.....
No. Did the dish run away with that too?
Am tempted to say "You silly cow"
I've been called worse
I doubt it, pull the udder one.....
It's ok, I'll get ma goat
Keep your own cow-nsel
Moooove along here now, I've herd enough ."
Cud you be more clear? |
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"Good morning early birds. Anyone fancy a spoon? No funny business mind.
Did you hear about the early bird that landed on a spoon.....
No. Did the dish run away with that too?
Am tempted to say "You silly cow"
I've been called worse
I doubt it, pull the udder one.....
It's ok, I'll get ma goat
Keep your own cow-nsel
Moooove along here now, I've herd enough .
Cud you be more clear?"
Hoof got no idea how to grab the bull by the horns here have you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*rubbing eyes....yawns*
Morning PP
Morning all you lovely fabbers
I really don't like this up early malarkey on a weekend.
But the weather is lovely, the birds are singing and I've a feeling it's going to be a wonderful day.
Wishing you all a wonderful Saturday whatever you are up to.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all you naughty people hope it's a hot sexy Saturday filled with fun and laughter. "
Morning Mr Parts! Good morning to you all and have a fantastic weekend xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all.shit start to day.just went to put uniform on and remembe_ed I forgot to take them out of machine.oh well late start while I get one dry  "
Lol whoops |
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