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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A place for night owls to chat away the small wee hours. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very, very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyface |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want an orange mocha frappacchino
Can't you just stick a Terry's chocolate orange in the microwave for 3 minutes?"
Actually I might just have an orange cocka fappacchino instead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want an orange mocha frappacchino
Can't you just stick a Terry's chocolate orange in the microwave for 3 minutes?
Actually I might just have an orange cocka fappacchino instead "
Do not microwave that!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want an orange mocha frappacchino
Can't you just stick a Terry's chocolate orange in the microwave for 3 minutes?
Actually I might just have an orange cocka fappacchino instead
Do not microwave that!!!!"
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense.
How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock.  "
About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated? |
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense.
Yeah, probably easier to find here than a fancy iced coffee, lol.
You would think that, wouldn't you? It's quite hard really. "
Guess that's why they stopped calling this site "Instashag".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense.
How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock.
About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated? "
Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense.
How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cats.
Are you the female equivalent of the Pied Piper of Hamlin ffs woman  "
When I play my instrument they come a-flocking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense.
How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock.
About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated?
Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries. "
Deliveroo really have diversified! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense.
How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock.
About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated?
Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries.
Deliveroo really have diversified!"
They have, haven't they? |
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade
Yum"
That sounds very messy to eat.
Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense.
How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock.
About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated?
Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries.
Deliveroo really have diversified!
They have, haven't they?"
They've even got fancy new outfits. Will the delivery girl cycling through town earlier did. Whacking great box on her back too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense.
How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock.
About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated?
Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries.
Deliveroo really have diversified!
They have, haven't they?"
Should call it Cockaroo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense.
How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cats.
Are you the female equivalent of the Pied Piper of Hamlin ffs woman
When I play my instrument they come a-fucking"
I bet they do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense.
How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cock.
About 150 miles away. That's quite a length to be herding. How will you keep them motivated?
Dammit. You should be in London. I could speed dial some deliveries.
Deliveroo really have diversified!
They have, haven't they?
Should call it Cockaroo "
Or deliver-rod |
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"I want a cock to ride. Fuck the frappunonsense.
How far away from me are you right now? I can herd cats.
Are you the female equivalent of the Pied Piper of Hamlin ffs woman
When I play my instrument they come a-fucking
I bet they do."
As long as she doesn't break ya banjo string |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade
Yum
That sounds very messy to eat.
Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen. "
Nutella on one slice of toast, marmalade on another. Place one slice on top of the other. Jaffa cake toast sandwich. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade
Yum
That sounds very messy to eat.
Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen.
Nutella on one slice of toast, marmalade on another. Place one slice on top of the other. Jaffa cake toast sandwich. "
*am actually trying this, I shit you not* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade
Yum
That sounds very messy to eat.
Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen.
Nutella on one slice of toast, marmalade on another. Place one slice on top of the other. Jaffa cake toast sandwich.
*am actually trying this, I shit you not*"
Awesome. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"[Poster leaves for London at 25/03/17 01:53:40]
Oh don't. The thought is tempting to say the least. I need to stop having sex. 'Tis the only cure.
Cure for what?"
The affliction of posting utter nonsense as dictated by your libido. |
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade
Yum
That sounds very messy to eat.
Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen.
Nutella on one slice of toast, marmalade on another. Place one slice on top of the other. Jaffa cake toast sandwich.
*am actually trying this, I shit you not*
Awesome. "
Will have to pass as not a big fan of Nutella, marmalade - or jaffa cakes. Other than that, it sounds lovely, lol. |
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"[Poster leaves for London at 25/03/17 01:53:40]
Oh don't. The thought is tempting to say the least. I need to stop having sex. 'Tis the only cure.
Cure for what?
The affliction of posting utter nonsense as dictated by your libido. "
Actually, I'm horny most of the time, and talking shit most of the time too - so yeah, there could well be a connection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try toast. One side Nutella. One side marmalade
Yum
That sounds very messy to eat.
Is the person microwaving the Terry's chocolate orange okay, was worried they'd left the foil on and set fire to their kitchen.
Nutella on one slice of toast, marmalade on another. Place one slice on top of the other. Jaffa cake toast sandwich.
*am actually trying this, I shit you not*
Awesome.
Will have to pass as not a big fan of Nutella, marmalade - or jaffa cakes. Other than that, it sounds lovely, lol. "
Just butter for you then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired  same for me. Tired but cant sleep x"
Same too... I woyld say I was trying hard but fab isnt helping lol. Nice pics btw... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tried counting sheep but ain't working, coming on here only makes it harder to nod off, don't suppose taking a pic of it rising helped either, oh well have to perv for a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired
Leepysay etyay otnay?
Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise
Otnay ruetay
Songrine flesnne? "
Iay oday otnay ollowfay... |
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired
Leepysay etyay otnay?
Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise
Otnay ruetay
Songrine flesnne?
Iay oday otnay ollowfay..."
Molement slup dreb kwilps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tried counting sheep but ain't working, coming on here only makes it harder to nod off, don't suppose taking a pic of it rising helped either, oh well have to perv for a bit "
Hey Handy. Are you related to Honey G? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired
Leepysay etyay otnay?
Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise
Otnay ruetay
Songrine flesnne?
Iay oday otnay ollowfay...
Molement slup dreb kwilps "
Hatway? |
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired
Leepysay etyay otnay?
Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise
Otnay ruetay
Songrine flesnne?
Iay oday otnay ollowfay...
Molement slup dreb kwilps
Hatway?"
Culinerfary enistor sonflecway  |
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired
Leepysay etyay otnay?
Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise
Otnay ruetay
Songrine flesnne?
Iay oday otnay ollowfay...
Molement slup dreb kwilps
Hatway?
Culinerfary enistor sonflecway "
Was that one of the spells in "Harry Potter"? |
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"I've just got home, tired but not tired
Leepysay etyay otnay?
Dunna wury shy myt be a brummie/jawdee in disguise
Otnay ruetay
Songrine flesnne?
Iay oday otnay ollowfay...
Molement slup dreb kwilps
Hatway?
Culinerfary enistor sonflecway
Was that one of the spells in "Harry Potter"?"
Not a scooby, who the hell is Harry Potter anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just having fun with pig latin
Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.
Feeling Groovy 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvlW4bEjB5A"
Slow down! You move too fast! You got to make the morning last.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just having fun with pig latin
Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.
He's going to trotter me later.
FTFY
FIFY"
I'm going to get porked. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just having fun with pig latin
Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.
He's going to trotter me later.
FTFY
FIFY
I'm going to get porked. "
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"Wish I was!
Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night?
I'm *always* energetic about fucking. "
Actually, now I think about it, this time last week I was still at it at OurPlace4Fun, lol.
Now on a night shift and just feel drained. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wish I was!
Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night?
I'm *always* energetic about fucking.
Actually, now I think about it, this time last week I was still at it at OurPlace4Fun, lol.
Now on a night shift and just feel drained."
Were you drained last week too? |
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"Wish I was!
Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night?
I'm *always* energetic about fucking.
Actually, now I think about it, this time last week I was still at it at OurPlace4Fun, lol.
Now on a night shift and just feel drained.
Were you drained last week too? "
Yeah, but in a very different, and far more enjoyable way, lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wish I was!
Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night?
I'm *always* energetic about fucking.
Actually, now I think about it, this time last week I was still at it at OurPlace4Fun, lol.
Now on a night shift and just feel drained.
Were you drained last week too?
Yeah, but in a very different, and far more enjoyable way, lol."
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"Wish I was!
Has anyone actually got the energy for that at this time of night?
I'm *always* energetic about fucking.
Actually, now I think about it, this time last week I was still at it at OurPlace4Fun, lol.
Now on a night shift and just feel drained.
Were you drained last week too?
Yeah, but in a very different, and far more enjoyable way, lol.
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You've got me thinking now, bet the party's still going there and I'm stuck here,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Evening or morning all.
I'm stuck grafting away still.
Hope your Friday night has been more eventful than mine. "
Eveningmorning -- the nocturnal thread greeting! |
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