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The late late nocturnal thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening What are you up to tonight? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever the heck you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Join in, it's fun!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Sup Jim!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Evenin,I'm going out of my mind perving. I think it's stress induced

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Bloody yes! I did it. Hello James and any subsequent posters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sup Jim!"

Hello Meli.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evenin,I'm going out of my mind perving. I think it's stress induced

Good evening Ignite. Have a nice cup of tea, then get back to pervin'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody yes! I did it. Hello James and any subsequent posters.

Yes you did.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Bloody yes! I did it. Hello James and any subsequent posters.

Only just!

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

i wouldn't exactly call this nocturnal time myself but elloa xx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Evenin,I'm going out of my mind perving. I think it's stress induced

Good evening Ignite. Have a nice cup of tea, then get back to pervin'."

Tea?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya."

Hello Inigo Montoya.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alas I'm duty manager at work this weekend so going to bed shortly and alas by myself!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hellooooooooooo to you to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i wouldn't exactly call this nocturnal time myself but elloa xx"

Good evening Pink. It's the beginning of nocturnal time.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Bloody yes! I did it. Hello James and any subsequent posters.

Only just!

Those thirty seconds can make all the difference between pleasure and frustration.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just chilling listening to tunes. Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya."

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evenin,I'm going out of my mind perving. I think it's stress induced

Good evening Ignite. Have a nice cup of tea, then get back to pervin'.

Tea?!

Glass of water?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

evening all...evening Jim..

I was watching red nose stuff on bbc1 but its crap so I'm now watching Gogglebox..its much more entertaining

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just chilling listening to tunes. Evening all"

Good evening Santa.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Hello

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Evenin,I'm going out of my mind perving. I think it's stress induced

Good evening Ignite. Have a nice cup of tea, then get back to pervin'.

Tea?!

Glass of water?"

That's much better,although I'm undecided whether to drink it or throw it over my head to cool down!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Sup Jim!

Hello Meli.

I love a good winker.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Bloody yes! I did it. Hello James and any subsequent posters.

Only just!

Those thirty seconds can make all the difference between pleasure and frustration.

I'm frustrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm going bye-bye soon ... Got the tired shakes

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeeeeet folks. Checkin' early tonight for some reason

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand."

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening all...evening Jim..

I was watching red nose stuff on bbc1 but its crap so I'm now watching Gogglebox..its much more entertaining

Good evening Kinky. I've just watched Gogglebox, enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Hello!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Just chilling listening to tunes. Evening all"

Jingle Bells

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, has your day been a good one. Mine has. Two good days on the trot. Life is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alas I'm duty manager at work this weekend so going to bed shortly and alas by myself!

Good evening Doc. You sound like you could do with a lass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hellooooooooooo to you to"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evenin,I'm going out of my mind perving. I think it's stress induced

Good evening Ignite. Have a nice cup of tea, then get back to pervin'.

Tea?!

Glass of water?

That's much better,although I'm undecided whether to drink it or throw it over my head to cool down!"

Half and half.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Evenin,I'm going out of my mind perving. I think it's stress induced

Good evening Ignite. Have a nice cup of tea, then get back to pervin'.

Tea?!

Glass of water?

That's much better,although I'm undecided whether to drink it or throw it over my head to cool down!

Half and half."

Good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sup Jim!

Hello Meli.

I love a good winker."

I'm your man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going bye-bye soon ... Got the tired shakes

Have a good kip, rest up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeeeeet folks. Checkin' early tonight for some reason

Good evening Ace. It's good to see you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim. Just come out of watching Georgie funny man Ross Noble. Sides hurt a bit

Drive home with some tunes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just chilling listening to tunes. Evening all

Good evening Santa.

Hey Jim. I believe the ladies wanna see your willy again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sup Jim!

Hello Meli.

I love a good winker."

Tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years? "

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, has your day been a good one. Mine has. Two good days on the trot. Life is good

My Friday has been fine. Two good days get two thumbs up from me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah."

Who are you?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Sup Jim!

Hello Meli.

I love a good winker.

Tart

Whaaaat? Whoah. Steady on there. I'm purity and sweetness in a youthful package. The latter part may not be true.

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Just in from watching a Basketball game.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just come out"

Good evening Swing. Well done you, we're all here for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just lurking, seeing if someone catches my eye...

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm eating the most revolting (but I can't stop eating them) Lentil Bites.

And browsing. Passing the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just come out

Good evening Swing. Well done you, we're all here for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just chilling listening to tunes. Evening all

Good evening Santa.

Hey Jim. I believe the ladies wanna see your willy again

You're bad Santa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?"

Hi, I'm erectjim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just in from watching a Basketball game."

Good evening Tyne. Did your team win?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm erectjim!"

There will be blood tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm eating the most revolting (but I can't stop eating them) Lentil Bites.

And browsing. Passing the time. "

Lentil Bites, rather you than me. I've got Pringles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just lurking, seeing if someone catches my eye..."

Good evening Horny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm erectjim!

There will be blood tonight!"

Engorging my penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just chilling listening to tunes. Evening all

Jingle Bells

Jingle all the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm erectjim!

There will be blood tonight!

Engorging my penis."

We'll wait until you are ready.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm erectjim!

There will be blood tonight!

Engorging my penis.

We'll wait until you are ready. "

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreeeeeeeet folks. Checkin' early tonight for some reason

Good evening Ace. It's good to see you.

Absolutely divine to see you as well Sir James

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm erectjim!

There will be blood tonight!

Engorging my penis.

We'll wait until you are ready.

Humiliations galore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeeeeet folks. Checkin' early tonight for some reason

Good evening Ace. It's good to see you.

Absolutely divine to see you as well Sir James

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm erectjim!

There will be blood tonight!

Engorging my penis.

We'll wait until you are ready.

Erections galore."

FIFY

No need to thank me.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm eating the most revolting (but I can't stop eating them) Lentil Bites.

And browsing. Passing the time.

Lentil Bites, rather you than me. I've got Pringles."

I'd like some Pringles.

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By *anB451Man over a year ago

Reading

Evening all

Just here for a perv and a chat tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm eating the most revolting (but I can't stop eating them) Lentil Bites.

And browsing. Passing the time.

Lentil Bites, rather you than me. I've got Pringles.

I'd like some Pringles.

Oh no, I've made you sadface. Go Pringles shopping tomorrow.

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Just in from watching a Basketball game.

Good evening Tyne. Did your team win?"

Yes they did thank you. They have not been playing well of late but the Manchester team was poor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Just here for a perv and a chat tonight

Good evening Dan. You've come to the right place.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm erectjim!

There will be blood tonight!

Engorging my penis.

We'll wait until you are ready.

Erections galore.

FIFY

No need to thank me."

You are wonderful.

I admit it, you are better than I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just in from watching a Basketball game.

Good evening Tyne. Did your team win?

Yes they did thank you. They have not been playing well of late but the Manchester team was poor. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm erectjim!

There will be blood tonight!

Engorging my penis.

We'll wait until you are ready.

Erections galore.

FIFY

No need to thank me.

You are wonderful.

I admit it, you are better than I am. "

I am wonderful, but I'm not better than you.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm erectjim!

There will be blood tonight!

Engorging my penis.

We'll wait until you are ready.

Erections galore.

FIFY

No need to thank me.

You are wonderful.

I admit it, you are better than I am.

I am wonderful, but I'm not better than you."

The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. But you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm erectjim!

There will be blood tonight!

Engorging my penis.

We'll wait until you are ready.

Erections galore.

FIFY

No need to thank me.

You are wonderful.

I admit it, you are better than I am.

I am wonderful, but I'm not better than you.

The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. But you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency. "

You are using Bonetti's Defense against me, ah?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am wonderful, but I'm not better than you."

I'm sorry but, I bet Estella's got a better bum than you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Hello Inigo Montoya.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Hold on, I'm just counting. Please hold, your post means a lot to the late late nocturnal thread. I've done a stock check, I have five fingers on my right hand.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Nah.

Who are you?

Hi, I'm erectjim!

There will be blood tonight!

Engorging my penis.

We'll wait until you are ready.

Erections galore.

FIFY

No need to thank me.

You are wonderful.

I admit it, you are better than I am.

I am wonderful, but I'm not better than you.

The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. But you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency. "

Thanks for the heads up.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya."

... you killed my Father .. prepare to die!

That's how it goes isn't it?

Evening all

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"You are using Bonetti's Defense against me, ah?"

I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just come out

Good evening Swing. Well done you, we're all here for you.

Nice work sir. Nice work. Although that cat came out of the bag a while ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

... you killed my Father .. prepare to die!

That's how it goes isn't it?

Evening all

Let me sum up. Buttercup is to marry Humperdinck in little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape... after I kill Count Rugen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are using Bonetti's Defense against me, ah?

I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain."

Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

... you killed my Father .. prepare to die!

That's how it goes isn't it?

Evening all

I'll get my sword and mask. Count me in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I donna suppose you could speed things up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahoy ahoy!

I've got a message for jim!

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using. "

I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

(plus it's quite a eye watering member Jim has there. A wheelbarrow may prove useful in later years)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahoy ahoy!

I've got a message for jim!

Good evening Dave. What's the message?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a lurker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

(plus it's quite a eye watering member Jim has there. A wheelbarrow may prove useful in later years) "

Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's this,ahem..

"it's life jim,but not as we know it..."

Was asked to pass that on by a doctor L Mc Coy

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

(plus it's quite a eye watering member Jim has there. A wheelbarrow may prove useful in later years)

Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?

"
.

Over the albino?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a lurker

Good evening Busty, you're a thread poster tonight. Welcome to the late late nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

(plus it's quite a eye watering member Jim has there. A wheelbarrow may prove useful in later years)

Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?

Over the albino? "

I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's this,ahem..

"it's life jim,but not as we know it..."

Was asked to pass that on by a doctor L Mc Coy"

Thanks Dave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm eating the most revolting (but I can't stop eating them) Lentil Bites.

And browsing. Passing the time. "

Get out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just chilling listening to tunes. Evening all

Good evening Santa.

Hey Jim. I believe the ladies wanna see your willy again

You're bad Santa."

Well I'm a firm believer in giving the girls what they want

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You don't have to have seen The Princess Bride to join in this evening's late late nocturnal thread. But it might help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just chilling listening to tunes. Evening all

Good evening Santa.

Hey Jim. I believe the ladies wanna see your willy again

You're bad Santa.

Well I'm a firm believer in giving the girls what they want"

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's this,ahem..

"it's life jim,but not as we know it..."

Was asked to pass that on by a doctor L Mc Coy

Thanks Dave."

Your welcome, but seems to be an embarrassing aside to the main thread, so,

(walks away backward whistling)

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Happy Midnight everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's this,ahem..

"it's life jim,but not as we know it..."

Was asked to pass that on by a doctor L Mc Coy

Thanks Dave.

Your welcome, but seems to be an embarrassing aside to the main thread, so,

(walks away backward whistling)

Not at all, come back!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don't have to have seen The Princess Bride to join in this evening's late late nocturnal thread. But it might help."

I'll stop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy Midnight everyone

Happy midnight Ace, happy midnight all. It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You don't have to have seen The Princess Bride to join in this evening's late late nocturnal thread. But it might help.

I'll stop.

this thread is open for everyone. And it goes the way it goes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well thank you most kindly, how is everyone this evening?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"It's this,ahem..

"it's life jim,but not as we know it..."

Was asked to pass that on by a doctor L Mc Coy

Thanks Dave.

Your welcome, but seems to be an embarrassing aside to the main thread, so,

(walks away backward whistling)

Not at all, come back!"

He's probably got Clingons on the starboard side

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's this,ahem..

"it's life jim,but not as we know it..."

Was asked to pass that on by a doctor L Mc Coy

Thanks Dave.

Your welcome, but seems to be an embarrassing aside to the main thread, so,

(walks away backward whistling)

Not at all, come back!

He's probably got Clingons on the starboard side

We don't know that for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's this,ahem..

"it's life jim,but not as we know it..."

Was asked to pass that on by a doctor L Mc Coy

Thanks Dave.

Your welcome, but seems to be an embarrassing aside to the main thread, so,

(walks away backward whistling)

Not at all, come back!

He's probably got Clingons on the starboard side

Ahhh!the old startrekking song!! Kudos!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Midnight Man -- Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

https://youtu.be/u5MzcqUuWTA

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Midnight Man -- Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

https://youtu.be/u5MzcqUuWTA"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Midnight Man -- Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

https://youtu.be/u5MzcqUuWTA

I thought it was by the flying pigs!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Midnight Man -- Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

https://youtu.be/u5MzcqUuWTA

I thought it was by the flying pigs!!!

Oink

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The Beatles - Piggies

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Midnight Man -- Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

https://youtu.be/u5MzcqUuWTA

I thought it was by the flying pigs!!!

Pigs On The wing - Pink Floyd

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGSPUOaHYn4

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This little piggy went to market

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sad am I was watching Take that in Red Nose Day

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"This little piggy went to market"

Pink Floyd - Pigs (Three different Ones)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOqblSqx_VI

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sad am I was watching Take that in Red Nose Day

Sad because you endured them or sad because you miss them?

Feel cheered soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very confused now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Very confused now!

Confusion - ELO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcNMXL6juXM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs"

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

'Cause my body too bootylicious for yo babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sad am I was watching Take that in Red Nose Day

Feel cheered soon

What Estella said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

'Cause my body too bootylicious for yo babe "

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Nobody like Pink Floyd then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

I'm comfortably numb

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

I'm comfortably numb

Cool Sis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Midnight Man -- Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

https://youtu.be/u5MzcqUuWTA

I thought it was by the flying pigs!!!

Pigs On The wing - Pink Floyd

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGSPUOaHYn4"

There you go Ace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out"

Don't Phunk With My Heart - Monkey Business

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out"

See I wasn't really a Beatles fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out

See I wasn't really a Beatles fan

Heresy - Nine Inch Snails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the pink panther?

Does that help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out

See I wasn't really a Beatles fan

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out

See I wasn't really a Beatles fan

Heresy - Nine Inch Snails"

Damn!

*Nails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the pink panther?

Does that help? "

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out

See I wasn't really a Beatles fan

Heresy - Nine Inch Snails

Damn!

*Nails "

Snails sounded better though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i had something funny to say then and i forgot!

shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like the pink panther?

Does that help? "

Not really, but The Pink Panther is cool.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the pink panther?

Does that help?

Not really, but The Pink Panther is cool."

Also, there were small pink wafer biscuits called pink panthers,like them too

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"i had something funny to say then and i forgot!

shit

You forgot to take the bog roll into the house with you

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I approve of your avatar change Jimbo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out

Don't Phunk With My Heart - The Black Eyed Peas

From the album Monkey Buisness"

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I approve of your avatar change Jimbo."

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I approve of your avatar change Jimbo."

Filth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out

Don't Phunk With My Heart - The Black Eyed Peas

From the album Monkey Buisness

FIFY"

Although thankfully you spelt business incorrectly -- phew!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like the pink panther?

Does that help?

Not really, but The Pink Panther is cool.

Also, there were small pink wafer biscuits called pink panthers,like them too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I approve of your avatar change Jimbo.

Filth!

Meli and Quim "she ain't never gonna be respectable"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i had something funny to say then and i forgot!

shit

You forgot to take the bog roll into the house with you

where do you think i use the bogroll ace?

do you shit outside?

derby people man...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nobody like Pink Floyd then

Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out

Don't Phunk With My Heart - The Black Eyed Peas

From the album Monkey Buisness

FIFY

Although thankfully you spelt business incorrectly -- phew!"

Doh! Auto correct doesn't help when you want it to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Humour, ark ark!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I approve of your avatar change Jimbo.

Filth!

Meli and Quim "she ain't never gonna be respectable""

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all

Good eveningmorning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I approve of your avatar change Jimbo.

Filth!

Meli and Quim "she ain't never gonna be respectable""

Pot kettle black

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i had something funny to say then and i forgot!

shit

You forgot to take the bog roll into the house with you

where do you think i use the bogroll ace?

do you shit outside?

derby people man...

People in Derby still have outhouses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i had something funny to say then and i forgot!

shit

You forgot to take the bog roll into the house with you

where do you think i use the bogroll ace?

do you shit outside?

derby people man...

People in Derby still have outhouses."

*jim fact 131 (i keep a log of your teachings)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i had something funny to say then and i forgot!

shit

You forgot to take the bog roll into the house with you

where do you think i use the bogroll ace?

do you shit outside?

derby people man...

People in Derby still have outhouses.

*jim fact 131 (i keep a log of your teachings)

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"i had something funny to say then and i forgot!

shit

You forgot to take the bog roll into the house with you

where do you think i use the bogroll ace?

do you shit outside?

derby people man...

Well it certainly saves on washing the curtains that's for sure

"do you shit outside?"

I did shit maself once when I was attacked by a bear in the woods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was the pope being all Catholicy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening all y'all night owls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn! It's morning already?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah mad eh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn! It's morning already?

Good eveningmorning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i had something funny to say then and i forgot!

shit

You forgot to take the bog roll into the house with you

where do you think i use the bogroll ace?

do you shit outside?

derby people man...

Well it certainly saves on washing the curtains that's for sure

do you shit outside?

I did shit maself once when I was attacked by a bear in the woods

curtains for jizz and paper for poo! never the twain shall meet

i read that as you were attacked by a bear whilst shitting in the woods and i was gonna side with the bear on that one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all"

Good eveningmorning. Happy Saturday Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working perving n on Netflix here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh (erect)Jim -- Lou Reed

Dagenham(Wigan) Dave - Morrissey

Ace(winger) of Spades - Motörhead

Georgie on my mind - Ray Charles

(super)Santa baby - Eartha Kitt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all

Good eveningmorning. Happy Saturday Thursday.

Happy Saturday to you Jim too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i had something funny to say then and i forgot!

shit

You forgot to take the bog roll into the house with you

where do you think i use the bogroll ace?

do you shit outside?

derby people man...

People in Derby still have outhouses.

*jim fact 131 (i keep a log of your teachings)

someone did it with that jesus bloke, (him that invented the wooden easter egg or something) and look how popular that got so i figured why not have a go, you seemed like a good bet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"curtains for jizz and paper for poo! never the twain shall meet "

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"i had something funny to say then and i forgot!

shit

You forgot to take the bog roll into the house with you

where do you think i use the bogroll ace?

do you shit outside?

derby people man...

Well it certainly saves on washing the curtains that's for sure

do you shit outside?

I did shit maself once when I was attacked by a bear in the woods

curtains for jizz and paper for poo! never the twain shall meet

i read that as you were attacked by a bear whilst shitting in the woods and i was gonna side with the bear on that one!

I had to have something to wipe my arse on, that bear wasn't as hard as he thought he looked ya know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh (erect)Jim -- Lou Reed

Dagenham(Wigan) Dave - Morrissey

Ace(winger) of Spades - Motörhead

Georgie on my mind - Ray Charles

(super)Santa baby - Eartha Kitt

Yaaay fame at last!!

Thank you kind lady!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Working perving n on Netflix here."

That's some serious multitasking.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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*Taps fingers lightly on ma table and stroking an imaginary pussy whilst waiting for another thread Mr 3 and a half

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you stroking me, Ace?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, that was a brief cameo in a late night thread for me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good brameo, Georgie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back to cake decorating I go. Ever say you'll do something and regret it? Especially when it has to be done by noon tomorrow and you have work in 5 hours?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Is this the cake that you've been offering around Georgie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally different cake altogether!

And I don't go offering my cake around willy nilly y'know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh g3orgie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I was a cake, I'd be an angel cake

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Are you stroking me, Ace?

Only if you roll over and let me tickle your tummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*rolls over*

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I thought you were quite giving of your cake to all... I feel quite special now.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"*rolls over*

Can you fetch your own lead, or do you have to be lead to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am very selective with my distribution of my cake. And this actual one isn't getting finished whilst I allow myself to be distracted by you lovely folks!

If I don't get a wiggle on there won't be any point in trying to get some kip before work!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Watching you get your wiggle on would make me so happy right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Angel Delight Estella.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwww Jim. You make me feel like I'm in heaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ace, I'll pop my lead on now

*goes to change avatar*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alas, I am almost done and I may have to save my wiggle for you for another time Meli

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can wiggle for ya, if you want, Meli.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hmmm. I'll think about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Meli, you take your time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gissakiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Go on then. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*jumps Jim and smooches him*

I'll pass you back to Meli when she shows up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Sloppy seconds? Erm... Keep 'im.

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