This morning at work, I was having a crafty Fab session, replying on a BB thread.
Foolishly, I was multi-tasking, by having a conversation with a colleague, who couldn't see what I was doing. Instead of replying to them, the word I meant to say that began with 'B' , I replied 'Bareback' 
Note to self - don't fab and talk simultaneously!
Anyone else ever accidentally slipped up or made inappropriate jokes in the wrong company?
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"This morning at work, I was having a crafty Fab session, replying on a BB thread.
Foolishly, I was multi-tasking, by having a conversation with a colleague, who couldn't see what I was doing. Instead of replying to them, the word I meant to say that began with 'B' , I replied 'Bareback'
Note to self - don't fab and talk simultaneously!
Anyone else ever accidentally slipped up or made inappropriate jokes in the wrong company?
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 that made me chuckle  |
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"Hi yes done the same thing sent the wrong meassge"
Done that one, sent my ex. The mother of my child, a dick pic some time after we broke up. Once she already had a new partner. Oops  |
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Haha, how on earth did you explain yourself out of that situation?
Nothing major here, but my wife often comments on how 'sexy' a particular woman is (on TV etc.) when in family company who don't know she is bi, let along swinging. One day we'll probably get rumbled. |
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How'd they take it? "
I think I got away with it. There was no raised eyebrows or shocked face. To most people it would be more about horseriding than un-protected sex, so I think I'm in the clear... |
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How'd they take it?
I think I got away with it. There was no raised eyebrows or shocked face. To most people it would be more about horseriding than un-protected sex, so I think I'm in the clear... "
Dodged a bullet, try and explain 'being fucked hard and bareback.........' away |
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I was playing a game with my family one Christmas where you have to get them to say a word without saying particular words or phrases. My word was "Cupid" and I was on the verge of going "ooo ooo it's a swingers club near Manchester" just about stopped myself in time! |
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Nothing sex related but I was once fuming with my sister , took a screen shot of the messages she had sent me to send to my mate and accidently sent it back to my sister saying 'this is what she said'  |
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"This morning at work, I was having a crafty Fab session, replying on a BB thread.
Foolishly, I was multi-tasking, by having a conversation with a colleague, who couldn't see what I was doing. Instead of replying to them, the word I meant to say that began with 'B' , I replied 'Bareback'
Note to self - don't fab and talk simultaneously!
Anyone else ever accidentally slipped up or made inappropriate jokes in the wrong company?
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Yes, I was passing a cafe with a muscled model of a man's chest one time with my older daughter who passed comment on it. When I gaffed and said " I haven't met one with muscles yet" xxx |
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i've occasionally gone to reply to some post or other on facebook and realised i'm typing stuff more suitable for here and have to delete...a chunk of my facebook is made up of fabbers so it's often easy to mistake it for a 'fab lite'
i tend not to be too bad in actual conversation |
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When I was much younger my mum and stepdad were dropping me and my mates at the airport to go to Ibiza and decided to buy us a drink at the bar . There was a big group of lads with matching tshirts with nicknames on the back . Completely forgetting my mum was next to me I said to my mates - I'll have the one who has 'Horse' on the back . |
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We were in the pub one evening and I said "bukkake" when I meant "karaoke".
(Must have had something to do with what I was thinking about at the time - Freudian slip)
Fortunately no-one there had heard of it.
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I was just finishing a text to my child in work the other day and inadvertently responded to one of the girls I work with by saying 'Love you' instead of goodbye as she left for the day.
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More so due to using a smartphone. Makes it more easier to send a message to the wrong person.
It's when you go on Facebook and it suggests you add pictures of your day. Nooooo. Mad panic trying to escape out of Facebook without hitting post. |
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ive been messaging his nibs and the manager at work in between house call in my last job and sent the wrong one to work - i blagged it out and bounced into the office later and said a big loud oooops - hey ho - he was way more embarassed than i was |
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"ive been messaging his nibs and the manager at work in between house call in my last job and sent the wrong one to work - i blagged it out and bounced into the office later and said a big loud oooops - hey ho - he was way more embarassed than i was "
Or embarrassed because he thought the message was for him and thought his luck had changed!  |
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