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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So while successfully proving some serious aiming skill (next time im putting the seat down for added dificulty) i gor thinking about the baby change platform.

Surely no one can use this think onna train doing 10-20 degrer tilts???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are we talking about changing a baby, or pissing whilst standing on the tray?

Because those are two very different games...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've seen changing tables with straps - does it have any of those?

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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i once made the mistake of going to the train toilet with no shoes on. never again.

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield

Are you on the train, or pissing on it as it passes by?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you on the train, or pissing on it as it passes by?"

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By *chplot89Man  over a year ago

Cambridge / London SW2 (weekends)

20 degrees? No problemo

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Guys stop it I'm crying laughing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you on the train, or pissing on it as it passes by?"

Haha!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you on the train, or pissing on it as it passes by?"

It would take a whole other level of skill to piss ingo the toilet with the seat down on a passing train

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And allow for centrifugal force altering the angle of the dangle.....it would be like archery in a gale!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One hand holding the baby down at all times. It's standard procedure anyway, or they escape.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One hand holding the baby down at all times. It's standard procedure anyway, or they escape. "

My child will be doomed to be "that kid eho got dropped on his head"

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By *chplot89Man  over a year ago

Cambridge / London SW2 (weekends)


"One hand holding the baby down at all times. It's standard procedure anyway, or they escape.

My child will be doomed to be "that kid eho got dropped on his head""

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One hand holding the baby down at all times. It's standard procedure anyway, or they escape.

My child will be doomed to be "that kid eho got dropped on his head""

Practice on a flat, unmoving surface.

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Never been on a ship in heavy weather then OP?

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Are you on the train, or pissing on it as it passes by?

It would take a whole other level of skill to piss ingo the toilet with the seat down on a passing train"

You might think that, but that's the kind of control and cock skills that are expected in this day and age.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One hand holding the baby down at all times. It's standard procedure anyway, or they escape.

My child will be doomed to be "that kid eho got dropped on his head"

Practice on a flat, unmoving surface. "

Where does one get a practice baby?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One hand holding the baby down at all times. It's standard procedure anyway, or they escape.

My child will be doomed to be "that kid eho got dropped on his head"

Practice on a flat, unmoving surface.

Where does one get a practice baby?"

Don't look at me, I can't get pregnant. Pop down to your local nursery, and volunteer for baby changing duty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For extra difficulty, consider being quite d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It would be simple to change a baby. The places I've changed babies nappies is unreal.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Tip - give in and sit down!

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Tip - give in and sit down! "

No self respecting man would do that...

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Tip - give in and sit down!

No self respecting man would do that... "

You can be Shrodinger's piddler - no-one will know!!!

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Tip - give in and sit down!

No self respecting man would do that...

You can be Shrodinger's piddler - no-one will know!!! "

I would know! The moving train would just make me more determined, there would be no way I'd sit down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

and us ladies think we have it hard hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

real men sit down

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Tip - give in and sit down!

No self respecting man would do that...

You can be Shrodinger's piddler - no-one will know!!! "

Hahaha ... Hidelbollox uncertainty while pissing principle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*returns to seat*

Person A: What's that on shoe's Ben?

Me: um..pretty sure it's piss...but can we pretend it's water from washing my hands..

Person A: Ok.

{awkward pause}

Person B: So what's that on your trousers?

Me: ____

....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tip - give in and sit down! "

Don't be silly, that would mean putting the seat down

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"So while successfully proving some serious aiming skill (next time im putting the seat down for added dificulty) i gor thinking about the baby change platform.

Surely no one can use this think onna train doing 10-20 degrer tilts???"

Just change the baby on your knee it's much easier.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"So while successfully proving some serious aiming skill (next time im putting the seat down for added dificulty) i gor thinking about the baby change platform.

Surely no one can use this think onna train doing 10-20 degrer tilts???

Just change the baby on your knee it's much easier.

"

unless he/she has pooped.

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