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Pissing on a tilting train
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So while successfully proving some serious aiming skill (next time im putting the seat down for added dificulty) i gor thinking about the baby change platform.
Surely no one can use this think onna train doing 10-20 degrer tilts??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you on the train, or pissing on it as it passes by?"
It would take a whole other level of skill to piss ingo the toilet with the seat down on a passing train |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One hand holding the baby down at all times. It's standard procedure anyway, or they escape. "
My child will be doomed to be "that kid eho got dropped on his head" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One hand holding the baby down at all times. It's standard procedure anyway, or they escape.
My child will be doomed to be "that kid eho got dropped on his head""
Practice on a flat, unmoving surface. |
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"Are you on the train, or pissing on it as it passes by?
It would take a whole other level of skill to piss ingo the toilet with the seat down on a passing train"
You might think that, but that's the kind of control and cock skills that are expected in this day and age. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One hand holding the baby down at all times. It's standard procedure anyway, or they escape.
My child will be doomed to be "that kid eho got dropped on his head"
Practice on a flat, unmoving surface. "
Where does one get a practice baby? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One hand holding the baby down at all times. It's standard procedure anyway, or they escape.
My child will be doomed to be "that kid eho got dropped on his head"
Practice on a flat, unmoving surface.
Where does one get a practice baby?"
Don't look at me, I can't get pregnant. Pop down to your local nursery, and volunteer for baby changing duty. |
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"Tip - give in and sit down!
No self respecting man would do that...
You can be Shrodinger's piddler - no-one will know!!! "
I would know! The moving train would just make me more determined, there would be no way I'd sit down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*returns to seat*
Person A: What's that on shoe's Ben?
Me: um..pretty sure it's piss...but can we pretend it's water from washing my hands..
Person A: Ok.
{awkward pause}
Person B: So what's that on your trousers?
Me: ____
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"So while successfully proving some serious aiming skill (next time im putting the seat down for added dificulty) i gor thinking about the baby change platform.
Surely no one can use this think onna train doing 10-20 degrer tilts???"
Just change the baby on your knee it's much easier.
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"So while successfully proving some serious aiming skill (next time im putting the seat down for added dificulty) i gor thinking about the baby change platform.
Surely no one can use this think onna train doing 10-20 degrer tilts???
Just change the baby on your knee it's much easier.
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unless he/she has pooped. |
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