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That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches  |
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"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "
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"It genuinely happened about 10 mins ago! Imagine I had to go to hospital!!!!
"So how did this happen?"
"Well..... funny story..."  "
[angrily taking off banana suit]
ME: WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!!!?!"...
NAUGHTY-NYMPH: I *gasp* can't *gasp* breathe *gasp*
ME: uhhh___
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"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "
Was that the banana or white knight colleague? |
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"Well next time DONT BE THE OFFICE SLUT and stop showing off 
Jesus..who shit on your lawn?..."
Who shit on the lawn, ! Obviously the gorilla holding the banana.
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"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "
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"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "
Brilliant this proper made me giggle |
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It was a regular post of mine saying I was deep throating my lunchtime banana and that the site had all gone very quiet as a result. Builders are easily shocked it seems |
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"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "
Practice makes perfect lol |
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"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "
Can I volunteer to be the banana next time?? |
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"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "
I love that you were doing this at work! |
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"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches "
Ahhahaaha, that's brilliant. Thanks for making me chuckle out loud
Don't go trying it again at work, you might get a reputation.  |
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Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la
One banana, two banana
Three banana, four
Shes starting to turn blue
And slide onto the floor
Givin' her the Heimlich
Watch those piece go
Flying out to bring you
The Banana Spits Show! |
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"That awkward moment you try and deep throat a banana and your gag reflex breaks the banana and it gets lodged in your throat and you have to get your work colleague has to slap your back until you regurgitate it..... on the plus side, I can deep throat 7 inches
I love that you were doing this at work! "
Made my day a bit funnier! |
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