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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey ho every one thought I would start a thread so people can share their best or worst jokes and have some fun and cheer.

What's a nun called with a washing machine on her head.

Systematic. Hope everyone has a gd day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just broke up with a psychic medium, I think she’s been seeing other people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A dwarf, palm reader was being hunted by the police for fraud.

The news paper headline said, 'small medium at large'.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

Devastated

A very sad day today. After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.

He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money.

A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

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By *eonlylive1seCouple over a year ago

Atherstone

I've got a phobia about large interconnected buildings..... it's a complex complex complex

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple over a year ago

Tredegar

Anyone else noticed the price of chimney pots has gone through the roof?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One from my son that made me laugh!! He is six so bare with me,

Knock knock

Who's there??

Cow!

Cow who??

No silly a cow says moo...

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I dropped my phone in a jar of mayonnaise. Ducking hellman!

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By *wo4FemCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

We recently decided to sell our vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple over a year ago

Tredegar

What is the difference between Jam and Jelly?

You can't jelly your dick up your girlfriend's arse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive got a condition that keeps me awake all night earing food.

Its called insomnomnomnia

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By *urvywelshCouple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

The inventor of the USB died. At his funeral, they lowered the coffin into the hole, took it out, turned it round, then put it back in again.

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