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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

the bar for a Wednesday drink and flirt

after the scare I had today worrying about a very special friend

I feel like serving a few drinks to a few friends and anyone else brave enough to place a order or two

so who's wants what to drink that is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pint of Guinness please chap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Venom plz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah, our thoughts and love goes out to those effected and we'll join you in a drink to salute them x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pint of Apple n

blackcurrant please.

PTU xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Pint of Guinness please chap"

there you go fella on the house as the first customer of the evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pint of Guinness please chap

there you go fella on the house as the first customer of the evening "

Should have ordered two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thinking of everyone affected by today's events. May I have a gin and tonic please x

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Venom plz"

there you go buddy and why haven't you got one of those chicks your famous for posting about on your arm tonight

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Yeah, our thoughts and love goes out to those effected and we'll join you in a drink to salute them x"

cheers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmm. I'll settle with a diet . I'm driving later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Absolutely awful. Feel for those affected so badly. Could I have a nice cold white wine please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a lime soda for me please to toast our brave police officers in the line of fire every single day

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A pint of Apple n

blackcurrant please.

PTU xxx"

you want ice in that pretty xxx

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By *herbert fountainWoman  over a year ago

Hanley

A large G & T please xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Might I have a little whisky?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Venom plz

there you go buddy and why haven't you got one of those chicks your famous for posting about on your arm tonight "

Thanks bud, Wednesday is rest day

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Hmmm. I'll settle with a diet . I'm driving later"

ice in that fella

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Old Fasioned over here dude, cheers, hope your buddy is alright

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Absolutely awful. Feel for those affected so badly. Could I have a nice cold white wine please "

sure you can my lovely xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pint of Apple n

blackcurrant please.

PTU xxx

you want ice in that pretty xxx"

5 in the glass n one for my ass. x

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"a lime soda for me please to toast our brave police officers in the line of fire every single day"

totally agree and cheers to a brave man who gave his all in the line of duty .

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A large G & T please xx"

there you go beautiful enjoy xxx

ps how are you today xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jack Daniels Honey please

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Might I have a little whisky? "

of coarse neat or would you like a little ice in that xx

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By *ire X IceCouple  over a year ago

coventry


"Jack Daniels Honey please "

Make it two, but I'll have some Diet Coke with mine please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whiskey and for me please

Evening all

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Old Fasioned over here dude, cheers, hope your buddy is alright"

she's fine gave me a scare though and here's your drink fella enjoy ,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Absolutely awful. Feel for those affected so badly. Could I have a nice cold white wine please

sure you can my lovely xxx"

Cheers, X

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A pint of Apple n

blackcurrant please.

PTU xxx

you want ice in that pretty xxx

5 in the glass n one for my ass. x"

naughty but a like it

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By *onny MCMan  over a year ago

Crawley

More Jack Daniels and Coke please.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Jack Daniels Honey please "

coming right up fella enjoy

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

As im not working atm il have a......

A pint glass with

One ice cube

To shots of Morgan spice rum

A dreizall of lime

Then the rest fild with cola Plees

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Jack Daniels Honey please

Make it two, but I'll have some Diet Coke with mine please "

coming right up my lovely want ice in that to xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Absolutely awful. Feel for those affected so badly. Could I have a nice cold white wine please

sure you can my lovely xxx

Cheers, X "

right back at you gorgeous xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"More Jack Daniels and Coke please. "

there you go fella pull up a chair and enjoy

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By *ragon-tattMan  over a year ago

runcorn

I was supposed to be driving around there today but I booked holiday...so a heartfelt sigh of relief and a little regret when I found out..but I'll have a long Island iced tea please (or Tokyo if you have midori)

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"As im not working atm il have a......

A pint glass with

One ice cube

To shots of Morgan spice rum

A dreizall of lime

Then the rest fild with cola Plees "

coming right up seaside find a spear seat and I will bring it over fella

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"As im not working atm il have a......

A pint glass with

One ice cube

To shots of Morgan spice rum

A dreizall of lime

Then the rest fild with cola Plees

coming right up seaside find a spear seat and I will bring it over fella "

Thanks a lot and 1 for your self if you want 1

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I was supposed to be driving around there today but I booked holiday...so a heartfelt sigh of relief and a little regret when I found out..but I'll have a long Island iced tea please (or Tokyo if you have midori)"

take a seat fella and I'll bring it over in a jiffy

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"As im not working atm il have a......

A pint glass with

One ice cube

To shots of Morgan spice rum

A dreizall of lime

Then the rest fild with cola Plees

coming right up seaside find a spear seat and I will bring it over fella

Thanks a lot and 1 for your self if you want 1 "

cheers seaside I'm on the soda water and lime

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By *effrey45Man  over a year ago

Lytham

Worked like a dog all week so I'm cooking Thai curry to relax

Any wine white or red would be relished

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll have a pint of the usual please landlord, oh and a bag of dry roast. I'll be back for a top up at half time

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By *ragon-tattMan  over a year ago

runcorn


"I was supposed to be driving around there today but I booked holiday...so a heartfelt sigh of relief and a little regret when I found out..but I'll have a long Island iced tea please (or Tokyo if you have midori)

take a seat fella and I'll bring it over in a jiffy "

That's has to be the quickest bartender on fab...take one for yourself and make it a double

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Latte please kind sir x

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Worked like a dog all week so I'm cooking Thai curry to relax

Any wine white or red would be relished "

rake a chair fella I've done you a large red

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlord, oh and a bag of dry roast. I'll be back for a top up at half time "

there you go ace enjoy

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I was supposed to be driving around there today but I booked holiday...so a heartfelt sigh of relief and a little regret when I found out..but I'll have a long Island iced tea please (or Tokyo if you have midori)

take a seat fella and I'll bring it over in a jiffy

That's has to be the quickest bartender on fab...take one for yourself and make it a double "

cheer your a gentlemen

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Latte please kind sir x"

only a latte you working my lovely xxx

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By *ire X IceCouple  over a year ago

coventry


"Jack Daniels Honey please

Make it two, but I'll have some Diet Coke with mine please

coming right up my lovely want ice in that to xx"

I'll have a cube or two, yes please. Thank you very much for your generosity on this crappy day x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Absolutely awful. Feel for those affected so badly. Could I have a nice cold white wine please

sure you can my lovely xxx

Cheers, X

right back at you gorgeous xxx "

Ooo I shall come here again, x

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Latte please kind sir x

only a latte you working my lovely xxx"

no kind sir not allowed to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Might I have a little whisky? "

Me too. Glenmorangie mood I think x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I please have a long vodka and some flirting x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A large glass of an Australian Shiraz please. I need to relax tonight.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Please may I have a gin and tonic x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yayyyyyy hi my fav bar man I I will have a mixed fruits kopperberg please and you can help yourself to whatever you like xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmm. I'll settle with a diet . I'm driving later

ice in that fella "

Yeah. Throw in a lemon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A pint of Apple n

blackcurrant please.

PTU xxx

you want ice in that pretty xxx

5 in the glass n one for my ass. x"

is that one for the piles?

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By *onny MCMan  over a year ago

Crawley


"More Jack Daniels and Coke please.

there you go fella pull up a chair and enjoy "

Cheers.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Jack Daniels Honey please

Make it two, but I'll have some Diet Coke with mine please

coming right up my lovely want ice in that to xx

I'll have a cube or two, yes please. Thank you very much for your generosity on this crappy day x"

there you go darling take a seat we are trying to keep things happy in here tonight and I'm sure the kind of lady to help with that xxx

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land

I felt like I was having a pretty crappy day today, work and family related, until the events in London put things in to perspective.

I'd love a large glass of Malbec, to sip and sit and reflect on many lives changed in the blink of an eye.

And to steel myself to deal with my worries in the near future.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Absolutely awful. Feel for those affected so badly. Could I have a nice cold white wine please

sure you can my lovely xxx

Cheers, X

right back at you gorgeous xxx

Ooo I shall come here again, x "

make sure you do or there will be trouble

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By *rchid0103Woman  over a year ago

Southport

Gin n slimline tonic , lime and ice please barman x

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By *effrey45Man  over a year ago

Lytham


"Worked like a dog all week so I'm cooking Thai curry to relax

Any wine white or red would be relished

rake a chair fella I've done you a large red "

You are a gentleman and a scholar sir

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Might I have a little whisky?

Me too. Glenmorangie mood I think x"

take a seat sexy and I will bring it over with my face showing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know what i have. Has your friend go home safe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Might I have a little whisky?

Me too. Glenmorangie mood I think x

take a seat sexy and I will bring it over with my face showing "

Putting my feet up on the bar with a short skirt and no knickers

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Can I please have a long vodka and some flirting x"

sure you can beautiful I like that top it gives me a reason to keep eye contact with you

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A large glass of an Australian Shiraz please. I need to relax tonight."

well pull a seat up beautiful and your drink will be with you as soon as I get my breath back after this wolf whistle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just a Diet Coke please, long day tomorrow

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Please may I have a gin and tonic x "

as you asked so politely its a double on the house enjoy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just a Diet Coke please, long day tomorrow "

Same as but feck it i'll have a bud please barman

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"yayyyyyy hi my fav bar man I I will have a mixed fruits kopperberg please and you can help yourself to whatever you like xx"

coming right up kat and I'm on the soda water and lime cheers sexy xxx

ps how are you today well I hope xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tot of navy rum please

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Hmmm. I'll settle with a diet . I'm driving later

ice in that fella Yeah. Throw in a lemon "

there you go fella take a seat and enjoy

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Bottle of Bailey's with plenty of ice and a side order of bourbon creams please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tea please, just a splash of milk

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I felt like I was having a pretty crappy day today, work and family related, until the events in London put things in to perspective.

I'd love a large glass of Malbec, to sip and sit and reflect on many lives changed in the blink of an eye.

And to steel myself to deal with my worries in the near future."

find a seat my lovely and I will bring it over xxxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Gin n slimline tonic , lime and ice please barman x "

coming right up grab a spare seat and I will bring it over sexy xxxx

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By *owdyboy 890Man  over a year ago

Country West

Bacardi and and whatever the ladies like xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"yayyyyyy hi my fav bar man I I will have a mixed fruits kopperberg please and you can help yourself to whatever you like xx

coming right up kat and I'm on the soda water and lime cheers sexy xxx

ps how are you today well I hope xx"

I was not referring to a dink and im ok thanks just a little sad about the London stuff so pleased your friend is ok you must be so relived other than that hows you xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You know what i have. Has your friend go home safe."

a iced water sexy served with a straw just for you xxx

she's on her way sexy take a seat at the bar next to me so I can tease you in between serving my lovely customers xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A large glass of an Australian Shiraz please. I need to relax tonight.

well pull a seat up beautiful and your drink will be with you as soon as I get my breath back after this wolf whistle "

Is it ok if I sit in the comfy sofa over there, feel free to join me if you get a minute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jd dash if please ....and I'll raise a glass to those effected by today's events ..barman I'm in the chair have one in me fella

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Might I have a little whisky?

Me too. Glenmorangie mood I think x

take a seat sexy and I will bring it over with my face showing

Putting my feet up on the bar with a short skirt and no knickers "

naughty I can see I'm defiantly going to have to keep a eye on you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a glass of champers old bean, and raise a toast to all that keep us safe

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Just a Diet Coke please, long day tomorrow "

done you a double MsB

works a bitch but hay we can party a little bit in here tonight I promise to have you home before midnight

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Just a Diet Coke please, long day tomorrow

Same as but feck it i'll have a bud please barman "

with a bottom like that its on the house sexy

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By *rchid0103Woman  over a year ago

Southport


"Gin n slimline tonic , lime and ice please barman x

coming right up grab a spare seat and I will bring it over sexy xxxx"

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Tot of navy rum please "

coming right up fella take a seat to as we have some very sexy lovelies in here tonight even if I do say so myself

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Bottle of Bailey's with plenty of ice and a side order of bourbon creams please "

coming right up cheeky take a seat and I will bring it over

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Tea please, just a splash of milk "

I've done you a pot fella take a chair at a table and I will bring it over with a small jug of milk

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Bacardi and and whatever the ladies like xx "

there you go fella enjoy

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By *100Man  over a year ago

Essex

Make mine a woo woo cheers

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple  over a year ago

Surrey

I will have a vodka and cranberry... plus whatever you're having ! X

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"yayyyyyy hi my fav bar man I I will have a mixed fruits kopperberg please and you can help yourself to whatever you like xx

coming right up kat and I'm on the soda water and lime cheers sexy xxx

ps how are you today well I hope xx I was not referring to a dink and im ok thanks just a little sad about the London stuff so pleased your friend is ok you must be so relived other than that hows you xx"

I'm fine kat relieved and in good spirits considering xxx

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Bottle of Bailey's with plenty of ice and a side order of bourbon creams please

coming right up cheeky take a seat and I will bring it over "

Will you pour it for me too please, I'm feeling all "need to be pampered"

Well...lazy is probably more apt, but after a 16hr shift yesterday I deserve it right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have a caipirinha please. That will cheer me up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the bar for a Wednesday drink and flirt

after the scare I had today worrying about a very special friend

I feel like serving a few drinks to a few friends and anyone else brave enough to place a order or two

so who's wants what to drink that is

"

strawberry G&T please

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A large glass of an Australian Shiraz please. I need to relax tonight.

well pull a seat up beautiful and your drink will be with you as soon as I get my breath back after this wolf whistle

Is it ok if I sit in the comfy sofa over there, feel free to join me if you get a minute "

sure you can sexy and as soon as it calms down I'll come sit on your lap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"yayyyyyy hi my fav bar man I I will have a mixed fruits kopperberg please and you can help yourself to whatever you like xx

coming right up kat and I'm on the soda water and lime cheers sexy xxx

ps how are you today well I hope xx I was not referring to a dink and im ok thanks just a little sad about the London stuff so pleased your friend is ok you must be so relived other than that hows you xx

I'm fine kat relieved and in good spirits considering xxx "

that's good to hear lovely xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Jd dash if please ....and I'll raise a glass to those effected by today's events ..barman I'm in the chair have one in me fella"

cheers fella your a scholar and a gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jd dash if please ....and I'll raise a glass to those effected by today's events ..barman I'm in the chair have one in me fella

cheers fella your a scholar and a gentlemen "

As are you young man cheers

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Can I have a glass of champers old bean, and raise a toast to all that keep us safe "

sure you can and I will raise my glass to to that toast

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Make mine a woo woo cheers "

had to google it fella but its done there you go enjoy

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I will have a vodka and cranberry... plus whatever you're having ! X "

take a chair my lovely and I will bring it over and cheers I'm on the soda water and lime

I'm john by the way

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Bottle of Bailey's with plenty of ice and a side order of bourbon creams please

coming right up cheeky take a seat and I will bring it over

Will you pour it for me too please, I'm feeling all "need to be pampered"

Well...lazy is probably more apt, but after a 16hr shift yesterday I deserve it right?"

as you have had such a long day sure I can for a smile

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple  over a year ago

st helens

2 pornstar martinis please

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'll have a caipirinha please. That will cheer me up!"

coming right up my lovely I'm sure I've seen you in here before I never forget a pair of legs xxx

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple  over a year ago

Surrey


"I will have a vodka and cranberry... plus whatever you're having ! X

take a chair my lovely and I will bring it over and cheers I'm on the soda water and lime

I'm john by the way "

Cheers Johnny xx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"the bar for a Wednesday drink and flirt

after the scare I had today worrying about a very special friend

I feel like serving a few drinks to a few friends and anyone else brave enough to place a order or two

so who's wants what to drink that is

strawberry G&T please "

find a seat and I will bring it over in a jiffy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a cup of tea and a packet of cheese and onion crisp please

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"2 pornstar martinis please "

another one I'm going to have to google while I do that find a couple of spare seats and I will bring them over xxx

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple  over a year ago

st helens


"2 pornstar martinis please

another one I'm going to have to google while I do that find a couple of spare seats and I will bring them over xxx"

No rush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have a caipirinha please. That will cheer me up!

coming right up my lovely I'm sure I've seen you in here before I never forget a pair of legs xxx"

Yes you wrote down your phone number on a serviette for me before.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Can I have a cup of tea and a packet of cheese and onion crisp please "

take a seat my lovely I'm doing you a pot of tea that and your crisps will be with you in no time xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a cup of tea and a packet of cheese and onion crisp please

take a seat my lovely I'm doing you a pot of tea that and your crisps will be with you in no time xxx"

Oh you are so kind, dont suppose you have a lovely man who will rub my feet aswell do you

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple  over a year ago

st helens

Busy in here tonight.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'll have a caipirinha please. That will cheer me up!

coming right up my lovely I'm sure I've seen you in here before I never forget a pair of legs xxx

Yes you wrote down your phone number on a serviette for me before. "

I though so here it is again this time text me you wont be disappointed I promise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the bar for a Wednesday drink and flirt

after the scare I had today worrying about a very special friend

I feel like serving a few drinks to a few friends and anyone else brave enough to place a order or two

so who's wants what to drink that is

strawberry G&T please

find a seat and I will bring it over in a jiffy xxx"

make it a large one please

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Busy in here tonight."

yes it is but I like it that way as it creates a nice warm friendly atmosphere of fun xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Can I have a cup of tea and a packet of cheese and onion crisp please

take a seat my lovely I'm doing you a pot of tea that and your crisps will be with you in no time xxx

Oh you are so kind, dont suppose you have a lovely man who will rub my feet aswell do you "

if no guys volunteer in the next five minutes I will eat my hat in the mean time here give me one to rub as I've got a spare minute it seems

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Absolutely awful. Feel for those affected so badly. Could I have a nice cold white wine please

sure you can my lovely xxx

Cheers, X

right back at you gorgeous xxx

Ooo I shall come here again, x

make sure you do or there will be trouble "

I wouldn't want to cause any trouble. So save me a seat by the bar

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"the bar for a Wednesday drink and flirt

after the scare I had today worrying about a very special friend

I feel like serving a few drinks to a few friends and anyone else brave enough to place a order or two

so who's wants what to drink that is

strawberry G&T please

find a seat and I will bring it over in a jiffy xxx make it a large one please "

a double it is xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Absolutely awful. Feel for those affected so badly. Could I have a nice cold white wine please

sure you can my lovely xxx

Cheers, X

right back at you gorgeous xxx

Ooo I shall come here again, x

make sure you do or there will be trouble

I wouldn't want to cause any trouble. So save me a seat by the bar "

your on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the bar for a Wednesday drink and flirt

after the scare I had today worrying about a very special friend

I feel like serving a few drinks to a few friends and anyone else brave enough to place a order or two

so who's wants what to drink that is

strawberry G&T please

find a seat and I will bring it over in a jiffy xxx make it a large one please

a double it is xxx"

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman  over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Strong coffee for me please I'm working late

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone for a top up. I think it's my round

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Strong coffee for me please I'm working late "

I've done you a pot to help do you want a jug of milk with that and a small pot of sugar to go with that missy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone for a top up. I think it's my round "

Yes please, it's a 2nd glass of wine type of night.

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple  over a year ago

Surrey


"Anyone for a top up. I think it's my round

Yes please, it's a 2nd glass of wine type of night. "

Yes please, I will have a prosecco this time thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a cup of tea and a packet of cheese and onion crisp please

take a seat my lovely I'm doing you a pot of tea that and your crisps will be with you in no time xxx

Oh you are so kind, dont suppose you have a lovely man who will rub my feet aswell do you

if no guys volunteer in the next five minutes I will eat my hat in the mean time here give me one to rub as I've got a spare minute it seems "

No one is offering

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Can I have a cup of tea and a packet of cheese and onion crisp please

take a seat my lovely I'm doing you a pot of tea that and your crisps will be with you in no time xxx

Oh you are so kind, dont suppose you have a lovely man who will rub my feet aswell do you

if no guys volunteer in the next five minutes I will eat my hat in the mean time here give me one to rub as I've got a spare minute it seems

No one is offering "

and the guys on here wonder why they struggle hand the other foot over xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone for a top up. I think it's my round

Yes please, it's a 2nd glass of wine type of night. "

Best make it a large

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone for a top up. I think it's my round

Yes please, it's a 2nd glass of wine type of night.

Yes please, I will have a prosecco this time thanks "

Is it too early to just open a new bottle?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman  over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Strong coffee for me please I'm working late

I've done you a pot to help do you want a jug of milk with that and a small pot of sugar to go with that missy xxx"

No milk but may need the sugar. Although I've just eaten enough chocolate biscuits to not need any more

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Strong coffee for me please I'm working late

I've done you a pot to help do you want a jug of milk with that and a small pot of sugar to go with that missy xxx

No milk but may need the sugar. Although I've just eaten enough chocolate biscuits to not need any more "

ok give me a shout if you need a refill xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone for a top up. I think it's my round

Yes please, it's a 2nd glass of wine type of night.

Best make it a large "

Naughty, but go on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a foot rub any men out there for it you can move up my legs to

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple  over a year ago

dukinfield

Tea please!

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

Hmmmm........a nice brandy will go down well now please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone for a top up. I think it's my round "
that will be my 5th G&T...it makes me very naughty...sHall I have another?

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple  over a year ago

Surrey


"Anyone for a top up. I think it's my round

Yes please, it's a 2nd glass of wine type of night.

Yes please, I will have a prosecco this time thanks

Is it too early to just open a new bottle?"

Bottle on a school night?! I like your style!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has the barman done a runner I need a drink. Just left me sit here at the bar

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Has the barman done a runner I need a drink. Just left me sit here at the bar "

you cheeky little minx tell the truth I took you home with me and your still in my bed almost 24 hours later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has the barman done a runner I need a drink. Just left me sit here at the bar

you cheeky little minx tell the truth I took you home with me and your still in my bed almost 24 hours later "

OK I'm in bed with you only because you tied me to it .

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Has the barman done a runner I need a drink. Just left me sit here at the bar

you cheeky little minx tell the truth I took you home with me and your still in my bed almost 24 hours later

OK I'm in bed with you only because you tied me to it . "

didn't here you complaining as I did it nor have you complain since all I've heard out your mouth sexy all night and most of today is oh my fucking god not again please john not again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has the barman done a runner I need a drink. Just left me sit here at the bar

you cheeky little minx tell the truth I took you home with me and your still in my bed almost 24 hours later

OK I'm in bed with you only because you tied me to it .

didn't here you complaining as I did it nor have you complain since all I've heard out your mouth sexy all night and most of today is oh my fucking god not again please john not again "

Your right about o God bit but I never say not again. You know how I like my meat.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Has the barman done a runner I need a drink. Just left me sit here at the bar

you cheeky little minx tell the truth I took you home with me and your still in my bed almost 24 hours later

OK I'm in bed with you only because you tied me to it .

didn't here you complaining as I did it nor have you complain since all I've heard out your mouth sexy all night and most of today is oh my fucking god not again please john not again

Your right about o God bit but I never say not again. You know how I like my meat. "

no you didn't but you did try to get away a couple of times luckily for you I was having none of that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has the barman done a runner I need a drink. Just left me sit here at the bar

you cheeky little minx tell the truth I took you home with me and your still in my bed almost 24 hours later

OK I'm in bed with you only because you tied me to it .

didn't here you complaining as I did it nor have you complain since all I've heard out your mouth sexy all night and most of today is oh my fucking god not again please john not again

Your right about o God bit but I never say not again. You know how I like my meat.

no you didn't but you did try to get away a couple of times luckily for you I was having none of that "

You have to hold me down tight but I will like that

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Has the barman done a runner I need a drink. Just left me sit here at the bar

you cheeky little minx tell the truth I took you home with me and your still in my bed almost 24 hours later

OK I'm in bed with you only because you tied me to it .

didn't here you complaining as I did it nor have you complain since all I've heard out your mouth sexy all night and most of today is oh my fucking god not again please john not again

Your right about o God bit but I never say not again. You know how I like my meat.

no you didn't but you did try to get away a couple of times luckily for you I was having none of that

You have to hold me down tight but I will like that "

can't beat a bit of pinning down and making your sexy little minx take it and endure it again and again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has the barman done a runner I need a drink. Just left me sit here at the bar

you cheeky little minx tell the truth I took you home with me and your still in my bed almost 24 hours later

OK I'm in bed with you only because you tied me to it .

didn't here you complaining as I did it nor have you complain since all I've heard out your mouth sexy all night and most of today is oh my fucking god not again please john not again

Your right about o God bit but I never say not again. You know how I like my meat.

no you didn't but you did try to get away a couple of times luckily for you I was having none of that

You have to hold me down tight but I will like that

can't beat a bit of pinning down and making your sexy little minx take it and endure it again and again "

Mmmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the bar for a Wednesday drink and flirt

after the scare I had today worrying about a very special friend

I feel like serving a few drinks to a few friends and anyone else brave enough to place a order or two

so who's wants what to drink that is

"

Yeah yesterday was horrible. Sad for those who won't come home. Happy for the ones that did. But I'll have a drink with ya fella for "better times" - would you like a drink, add it to the bill?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tot of navy rum please

coming right up fella take a seat to as we have some very sexy lovelies in here tonight even if I do say so myself "

Outstanding

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