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over a year ago
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"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition"
Technically, they are a cake. Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition"
They sorted it in court. Actually baked a huge jaffa cake and a huge biscuit to clearly differentiate between them. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it. 
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice "
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice."
True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice."
Utter filth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness"
Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition
Technically, they are a cake. Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard. "
Some of the ladies here turn me into a biscuit. Others, a cake  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition
Technically, they are a cake. Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard.
Some of the ladies here turn me into a biscuit. Others, a cake "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition
Technically, they are a cake. Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard.
Some of the ladies here turn me into a biscuit. Others, a cake "
Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
Utter filth "
Don't tell me you have had your fill of filth M'lady Estella?  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness
Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it "
Cake at breakfast? I'm not sure I'd be awake enough to truly enjoy every delicious bite of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness
Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it "
Nah, cake is always welcome! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness"
Can you just woo me with faf until one? I might be ready for cake then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
Utter filth
Don't tell me you have had your fill of filth M'lady Estella? "
NEVER |
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
Utter filth
Don't tell me you have had your fill of filth M'lady Estella?
NEVER "
That was just the start surely |
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice "
Don't hold your breath Meli, I'm still waiting for my fecking cookie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness
Can you just woo me with faf until one? I might be ready for cake then."
So I'm just the appetizer eh?
Wanting your cake and eat it kinda thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
Utter filth
Don't tell me you have had your fill of filth M'lady Estella?
NEVER "
Yeah, that was foolish of me to even think that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Don't hold your breath Meli, I'm still waiting for my fecking cookie. "
If it helps, it was really tasty! |
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Don't hold your breath Meli, I'm still waiting for my fecking cookie.
If it helps, it was really tasty! "
Go feck yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...
Cake with a cock in the middle.  "
That runs the risk of disaster!
'I didn't know this cake had jam in it..... Oh it's blood!'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When someone offers cake on here, I automatically think it's not cake they're offering or is it just my filthy mind.  "
It's not your filthy mind...I offer cake sometimes....but what I really mean is come round to my house and satisfy my cravings...which nearly always has nothing to do with cake |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...
Cake with a cock in the middle.
That runs the risk of disaster!
'I didn't know this cake had jam in it..... Oh it's blood!' "
Oh great. You dried me up. Well done.  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"When someone offers cake on here, I automatically think it's not cake they're offering or is it just my filthy mind.
It's not your filthy mind...I offer cake sometimes....but what I really mean is come round to my house and satisfy my cravings...which nearly always has nothing to do with cake "
simply brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...
Cake with a cock in the middle.
Cock with frosting tho! "
What was that chocolate stuff you squirted onto ice cream and it set? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...
Cake with a cock in the middle.
Cock with frosting tho!
What was that chocolate stuff you squirted onto ice cream and it set?"
Ha yes! It'd need to be a really cold cock though... |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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"When its a jaffa cake? Theres all sorts of legal problems with those and their definition
Technically, they are a cake. Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard. "
Are all men going to proclaim to be cakes in the bedroom then lol !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...
Cake with a cock in the middle.
That runs the risk of disaster!
'I didn't know this cake had jam in it..... Oh it's blood!'
Oh great. You dried me up. Well done. "
They don't call me the Sahara Kid for nothing. *Rides off? into the sunset, heat haze making my silhouette go all wobbly* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake or cock!? That's a tricky decision...
Cake with a cock in the middle.
Cock with frosting tho!
What was that chocolate stuff you squirted onto ice cream and it set?
Ha yes! It'd need to be a really cold cock though... "
You won't need much sauce then, judging by my experiences in the cold |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When someone offers cake on here, I automatically think it's not cake they're offering or is it just my filthy mind.
It's not your filthy mind...I offer cake sometimes....but what I really mean is come round to my house and satisfy my cravings...which nearly always has nothing to do with cake "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness
Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it
Cake at breakfast? I'm not sure I'd be awake enough to truly enjoy every delicious bite of it."
After the first tasty bit of icing touched my lips I was fully awake and savouring the deliciousness |
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Omg i am always being offered cake and always said no thanks I don't like cake if i new it ment come on lick my pussy i would have been there faster than a tramp on chips will give the mother in law a Checky wink next time she offers me cake lol |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness
Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it
Cake at breakfast? I'm not sure I'd be awake enough to truly enjoy every delicious bite of it.
After the first tasty bit of icing touched my lips I was fully awake and savouring the deliciousness"
Do you wolf cake down in a sort of insatiable manner or do you like to prolong the experience? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get the cake thing. Probs 'cause I am never offered it.
Put that lil violin away! I'm baking a fresh one this weekend. I'll save you a slice
Whoah. Steady on there Georgie. That's a bit much. Not even midday and you're offering me a slice.
True... Tis a bit early to be wooing a lady with cakey goodness
Is it ever too early for cake? I'm not sure it is. I had cake for breakfast in the weekend and I thoroughly enjoyed it
Cake at breakfast? I'm not sure I'd be awake enough to truly enjoy every delicious bite of it.
After the first tasty bit of icing touched my lips I was fully awake and savouring the deliciousness
Do you wolf cake down in a sort of insatiable manner or do you like to prolong the experience? "
Depends on my mood. The first bit may be devoured. The remainder will always be savoured |
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