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over a year ago
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Better than yer kink 
Few pints doon the local titty bar followed by a nice wee chips, cheese and donner wi loads of chilli sauce, washed doon wi a can of full fat, yes a said, full fat irn bru and a bar of galaxy hazelnut for after, then hame for a ham shank fs.
Ooooooffft 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had chicken for tea and a quiet evening watching some tv.
Yer kinks are better than ma kinks for sure fella  "
I think you'd enjoy a wee titty bar session bud |
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Can't believe how beautiful and intelligent some of the girls doon my local titty bar are fs, these chicks know how to hustle hard, I respect a hustler.
They must make a fortune anawl using and abusing customer's both male and female from all walks of life.
Actually surprised to see more couples in than single guys.
Not as seedy as kints make it to be, on the contrary very chilled out and relaxing might make it a regular once a week thing.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Better than yer kink
Few pints doon the local titty bar followed by a nice wee chips, cheese and donner wi loads of chilli sauce, washed doon wi a can of full fat, yes a said, full fat irn bru and a bar of galaxy hazelnut for after, then hame for a ham shank fs.
Ooooooffft
#happychappy "
Is there such a thing as diet Irn Bru? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Better than yer kink
Few pints doon the local titty bar followed by a nice wee chips, cheese and donner wi loads of chilli sauce, washed doon wi a can of full fat, yes a said, full fat irn bru and a bar of galaxy hazelnut for after, then hame for a ham shank fs.
Ooooooffft
#happychappy "
Buy two get one coronary bypass free.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Better than yer kink
Few pints doon the local titty bar followed by a nice wee chips, cheese and donner wi loads of chilli sauce, washed doon wi a can of full fat, yes a said, full fat irn bru and a bar of galaxy hazelnut for after, then hame for a ham shank fs.
Ooooooffft
#happychappy
Is there such a thing as diet Irn Bru?"
Aye its called 'sugar free' irn bru sacrilege imo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Better than yer kink
Few pints doon the local titty bar followed by a nice wee chips, cheese and donner wi loads of chilli sauce, washed doon wi a can of full fat, yes a said, full fat irn bru and a bar of galaxy hazelnut for after, then hame for a ham shank fs.
Ooooooffft
#happychappy
Buy two get one coronary bypass free. "
It was awesome nothing absorbs alcohol like a DCC fs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heart attack here I come..."
No that nearly happened, when the wee sexy romanian stripper who wouldn't tell me her real name but offered to show me her erse hole for a ten spot came over and sat on me knee  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't believe how beautiful and intelligent some of the girls doon my local titty bar are fs, these chicks know how to hustle hard, I respect a hustler.
They must make a fortune anawl using and abusing customer's both male and female from all walks of life.
Actually surprised to see more couples in than single guys.
Not as seedy as kints make it to be, on the contrary very chilled out and relaxing might make it a regular once a week thing.
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I thought you made it sound incredibly seedy in your OP |
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"Heart attack here I come...
No that nearly happened, when the wee sexy romanian stripper who wouldn't tell me her real name but offered to show me her erse hole for a ten spot came over and sat on me knee "
For a what £10? Bloody hell I'd hate to play Chinese whispers with you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Heart attack here I come...
No that nearly happened, when the wee sexy romanian stripper who wouldn't tell me her real name but offered to show me her erse hole for a ten spot came over and sat on me knee
For a what £10? Bloody hell I'd hate to play Chinese whispers with you!"
Aye a ten spot fs  |
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"Heart attack here I come...
No that nearly happened, when the wee sexy romanian stripper who wouldn't tell me her real name but offered to show me her erse hole for a ten spot came over and sat on me knee
For a what £10? Bloody hell I'd hate to play Chinese whispers with you!
Aye a ten spot fs "
Did you pay her? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Heart attack here I come...
No that nearly happened, when the wee sexy romanian stripper who wouldn't tell me her real name but offered to show me her erse hole for a ten spot came over and sat on me knee
For a what £10? Bloody hell I'd hate to play Chinese whispers with you!
Aye a ten spot fs
Did you pay her?"
By the looks of my bank account it appears so, a must have repeatedly paid her! alcohol is a hell of a drug fs
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"Heart attack here I come...
No that nearly happened, when the wee sexy romanian stripper who wouldn't tell me her real name but offered to show me her erse hole for a ten spot came over and sat on me knee
For a what £10? Bloody hell I'd hate to play Chinese whispers with you!
Aye a ten spot fs
Did you pay her?
By the looks of my bank account it appears so, a must have repeatedly paid her! alcohol is a hell of a drug fs
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Daft bugger,why would you repeatedly pay her?! Stay away from the alcohol! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Heart attack here I come...
No that nearly happened, when the wee sexy romanian stripper who wouldn't tell me her real name but offered to show me her erse hole for a ten spot came over and sat on me knee
For a what £10? Bloody hell I'd hate to play Chinese whispers with you!
Aye a ten spot fs
Did you pay her?
By the looks of my bank account it appears so, a must have repeatedly paid her! alcohol is a hell of a drug fs
Daft bugger,why would you repeatedly pay her?! Stay away from the alcohol!"
Naw I liked it fs  |
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By the looks of my bank account it appears so, a must have repeatedly paid her! alcohol is a hell of a drug fs
Daft bugger,why would you repeatedly pay her?! Stay away from the alcohol!
Naw I liked it fs "
Fair enough |
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