"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy? "
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too |
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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy?
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too "
Nae macaroni pies wi me chick it's mutton all the way (Gregg's finest)  |
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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy?
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too "
don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters |
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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy?
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too
Nae macaroni pies wi me chick it's mutton all the way (Gregg's finest) "
Fine I'll have that then
Hope you have your bagpipes ready for me to blow. |
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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy?
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too
don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters"
Yer a wrong yin fs  |
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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy?
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too
don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters"
Wonder if he will let me rummage under his sporran |
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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy?
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too
Nae macaroni pies wi me chick it's mutton all the way (Gregg's finest)
Fine I'll have that then
Hope you have your bagpipes ready for me to blow."
Bag pipes are at the ready for a good servicing and mot. |
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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy?
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too
Nae macaroni pies wi me chick it's mutton all the way (Gregg's finest)
Fine I'll have that then
Hope you have your bagpipes ready for me to blow.
Bag pipes are at the ready for a good servicing and mot. "
Blow and squeeze isn't it? |
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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy?
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too
don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters
Wonder if he will let me rummage under his sporran"
I'll be wearing my sgian-dubh for protection. |
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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy?
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too
Nae macaroni pies wi me chick it's mutton all the way (Gregg's finest)
Fine I'll have that then
Hope you have your bagpipes ready for me to blow.
Bag pipes are at the ready for a good servicing and mot.
Blow and squeeze isn't it?"
Naw squeeze and suck fs |
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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy?
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too
don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters
Wonder if he will let me rummage under his sporran
I'll be wearing my sgian-dubh for protection. "
I've got a mouse trap on my knickers so careful where your hands wander |
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"Can o irn bru then a shafting straight up the fart pipe.
Full fat or healthy?
Full fat. If I'm heading North I want as much Scotland inside me as I can get.
Bring yer pasta filled pie for a half time snack too
don't forget deep fried mars bars for afters
Wonder if he will let me rummage under his sporran
I'll be wearing my sgian-dubh for protection.
I've got a mouse trap on my knickers so careful where your hands wander"
If there's two things I've mastered in life it's how to undo a bra effortlessly and how to diffuse a chicks mouse trap |
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