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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm very new to the site, but have heard some great excuses.... What's the best one you have had?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm very new to the site, but have heard some great excuses.... What's the best one you have had?"

Excuses for what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

For not meeting

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By *avid0894Man over a year ago

Paisley

I use a sore ear as mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dog ate our condoms

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

You're new and hearing excuses already? What a shitter

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By *avid0894Man over a year ago

Paisley

Man flu would be a good excuse as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get excuses darling. ...I make them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your very new to the site" Good one! Top excuse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best friends son killed in a car crash.

**Verified that same night**

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By *edsNewCoupleCouple over a year ago

Bedford

"The dog ate our condoms"

But on the plus side, it's saved a few poo bags as it comes out pre packed..!

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I've never had a excuse sent to me so far as no one has arranged to meet me.

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By *edsNewCoupleCouple over a year ago

Bedford

"I don't get excuses darling. ...I make them

From what I've seen, I can well believe that.. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got asked to and my response was 'Sorry my waters broke, my period has come one and I really need to wash mg hair'

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By *avid0894Man over a year ago

Paisley

I'll admit I got too shy when a couples profile asked me to meet so I gave a bog standard excuse.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I'm picking up some furniture

Has a veri from that night, I don't think it was furniture he was collecting.

Cunt

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By *avid0894Man over a year ago

Paisley

"I'm picking up some furniture

Has a veri from that night, I don't think it was furniture he was collecting.

Cunt

Sex in the Ikea canteen.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm picking up some furniture

Has a veri from that night, I don't think it was furniture he was collecting.

Cunt

Sex in the Ikea canteen."

Christ, meatballs.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm picking up some furniture

Has a veri from that night, I don't think it was furniture he was collecting.

Cunt

Sex in the Ikea canteen.

Christ, meatballs.

Upon reflection dime cake would have been a more appealing option.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For being stood up with no cancellation message.

'My friends son got stabbed in prison and I had to go help'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Your not my type'

Yeh, sure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Papercut on Hemorrhoid

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By *avid0894Man over a year ago

Paisley

My willy fell off will be my next one

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