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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want the vacancy as I heard you get to ride a stallion.  "
Stallion vacancies will be posted shortly. But I'll bare you in mind. What experience do you have |
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You can keep the horse.. I've never got on with the beasts, I'll get by clip clopping my way with a couple of coconut halves..
As for the role, I am a valiant, brave and always rescue a damsel in distress...
I have many jackets I am willing to lay across puddles and we'll trained in etiquette and know what do do when a lady drops a silken hank...
I am also bored stiff with my current job and need a new and exciting challenge...
On this basis, i definitely should be considered for the role. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Done broadsword training. Competent archer (up to 80 yards).
Can be available for de-stressing distressed damsels, at short notice 
Oh, I have a round table, if that helps? 
Don't really want the job but I suppose someone's gotta do it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab women don't need white knights or saving fs, they're perfectly capable of tearing us apart, all by themselves. Jumps back on horse and gallops into the sunset* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fab women don't need white knights or saving fs, they're perfectly capable of tearing us apart, all by themselves. Jumps back on horse and gallops into the sunset*"
Our first stealth applicant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So tell us why you want the job "
There's a fair maiden out there, she might need a knight one day.
I must be ready to leap into action.
Plus, I've got a shiney helmet. |
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"Fab women don't need white knights or saving fs, they're perfectly capable of tearing us apart, all by themselves. Jumps back on horse and gallops into the sunset*"
Dangerous in the snow be careful |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did I get the job?
There's a lot more vacancies for being a 'dick on here' I might try out for. You get noticed more. "
I think the dick department currently is in need of a reshuffle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did I get the job?
There's a lot more vacancies for being a 'dick on here' I might try out for. You get noticed more.
I think the dick department currently is in need of a reshuffle "
I'll blame you if i can't do the 'dick' thing any justice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stay in the grey methinks
Like 50 shades of?"
Nah. That fella would've squealed like a pig with a sexy lady's nails curled in to his flesh in the middle of the throes of passionate fuckery |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a Fair Maiden in need of a White Knight to whisk me away on his trusty steed  "
We will be sending out a catalogue to all those women to pick a suitable knight |
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"Can I please gallop up to you on a unicorn, to show you that my lance is longer than my sky remote? "
You don't need to play the white knight if you have a unicorn. Everyone here is looking for a unicorn, lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I please gallop up to you on a unicorn, to show you that my lance is longer than my sky remote?
You don't need to play the white knight if you have a unicorn. Everyone here is looking for a unicorn, lol."
They're a bit pricey though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I please gallop up to you on a unicorn, to show you that my lance is longer than my sky remote?
You don't need to play the white knight if you have a unicorn. Everyone here is looking for a unicorn, lol.
They're a bit pricey though"
And as rare as rocking horse poo! |
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"I stay in the grey methinks
Like 50 shades of?
Nah. That fella would've squealed like a pig with a sexy lady's nails curled in to his flesh in the middle of the throes of passionate fuckery "
Oh, you don't then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I stay in the grey methinks
Like 50 shades of?
Nah. That fella would've squealed like a pig with a sexy lady's nails curled in to his flesh in the middle of the throes of passionate fuckery
Oh, you don't then? "
Not with the ball gag and gimp mask in place |
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