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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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that topic closed and i spent some time on this.
ode to fab: coz you ain't the shit and not shit but somewhere in between and a variety of all those things and more for the fab populous makes it so.
you can dive right in all feeling horny
coz fab has pics that are kinda porny
there's a variety of things you can do
so long as you make a profile just for you
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if you see a lady that takes your fancy
massage her if you feel chancy
write a well thought message out to her
watch it be deleted within 10 seconds and despair
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start getting desperate and just say hi
when she also deletes that you can cry
don't expect sympathy though
coz no-one cares for your fuck and go
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then when your desperation starts to rise
you'll look through newly uploaded pics but feel the need to bleach your eyes
you'll message woman you don't even like
coz you're sure their your local areas bike
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when they reject you you'll wonder what's wrong
with you, is your dick not so long?
are you ugly, are you wierd?
should i get tattoos and grow a beard?
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it's not you, it's the life of swingers
they're just fussy bitches who are mingers
call them out, yes make that topic
then go unlos coz you lost it.
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come back and lurk as everyone takes the piss
you are sad that you're not missed
you make another profile anyway
because you're secretly fab gay
(straight). |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ruddy well fabulous fs
Standing ovation*
Go you shawty.
Fmites, I present to you, fabs one and only Creative Queen.
    
#lyricalgangsta"
i need to find a poet site for amateurs or something. 
glad you liked. |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Yo yo, big ups, big ups #lady_ode
You should, got some bare skillz there chick.
An kints think this is just a sex site kmt, smh fs.
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it's fun doing them. surprised more people don't just write random poems really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You need to pen one for ma man _eeside fs, such a nice guy, chicks on this always saying they want a nice guy and when they come along they don't entertain them. |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You need to pen one for ma man _eeside fs, such a nice guy, chicks on this always saying they want a nice guy and when they come along they don't entertain them. "
he's too far away for a lot to meet. i'll write him something though, in here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to pen one for ma man _eeside fs, such a nice guy, chicks on this always saying they want a nice guy and when they come along they don't entertain them. "
Yo pimp m1cks in tae hooose fs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That fuk ya'll bit reminded of Dr Dre fs #legend
Forgot about Dre.....
Y'all know me, still the same O.G. but I been low-key
Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese, no deals and no G's
No wheels and no keys, no boats, no snowmobiles, and no skis
Mad at me cause I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries
Got a crib with a studio and it's all full of tracks to add to the wall
Full of plaques, hanging up in the office in back of my house like trophies
Did y'all think I'mma let my dough freeze, ho please
You better bow down on both knees, who you think taught you to smoke trees
Who you think brought you the oldies
Eazy-E's, Ice Cubes, and D.O.C's
The Snoop D-O-double-G's
And the group that said motherfuck the police
Gave you a tape full of dope beats
To bump when you stroll through in your hood
And when your album sales wasn't doing too good
Who's the Doctor they told you to go see
Y'all better listen up closely, all you niggas that said that I turned pop
Or The Firm flopped, y'all are the reason that Dre ain't been getting no sleep
So fuck y'all, all of y'all, if y'all don't like me, blow me
Y'all are gonna keep fucking around with me and turn me back to the old me
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
So what do you say to somebody you hate
Or anyone tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Then just study a tape of N.W.A
One day I was walking by
With a Walkman on
When I caught a guy
Give me an awkward eye
And I ...... him up in the parking lot
With his Karl Kani
I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not
I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge
When I'm d*unk as fuck
Right next to a humongous truck in a two-car garage
Hopping out with two broken legs
Trying to walk it off
Fuck you too bitch, call the cops
I'mma kill you and them loud-ass motherfucking barking dogs
And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to pen one for ma man _eeside fs, such a nice guy, chicks on this always saying they want a nice guy and when they come along they don't entertain them.
he's too far away for a lot to meet. i'll write him something though, in here?"
Aye why not, may as well fill this byatch up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to pen one for ma man _eeside fs, such a nice guy, chicks on this always saying they want a nice guy and when they come along they don't entertain them.
Yo pimp m1cks in tae hooose fs "
Yo yo Ella wagwan? |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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ode to _eeside: and all men struggling despite being decent enough blokes.
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we women may come across as shallow, i know we do
and that's certainly for some of us true
we want the charm, we want the looks,
we want it all, as well as fucks
.
the longer we're here we get even more fussy
it's not much fun at times being a hussy
too many men and so little time
we burn ourselves out and lose our shine
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the world can seem darker than night
we hope someone turns back on the light
and makes this world a more friendly place
yet you still don't complain and act with grace
.
you never seem bitter despite reasons for being so
your niceness and kind features always on show
you create bonds stronger than you can see
between life, the universe, and faith in humanity
.
we do appreciate you, that's a given
and we are not always sex driven
i suppose by the time we seek nice guys
we're not sure if they're wearing a disguise
.
which isn't fair because the more we observe
we see you truly are guys who don't deserve
to be ignored, or left out, or neglected
we think we are not the type of woman you expected
.
it makes sense nice guys want good sex and luck
we hope by meeting you we wont fuck you up
take us as we are, or not at all
here's my number give me a call.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"night ellie may.
done my head in with that one, probably write some more tomorrow or hope other people have."
Nyte nyte Jim Boab,get some kip, you done good fs xXmwahXx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ode to _eeside: and all men struggling despite being decent enough blokes.
.
we women may come across as shallow, i know we do
and that's certainly for some of us true
we want the charm, we want the looks,
we want it all, as well as fucks
.
the longer we're here we get even more fussy
it's not much fun at times being a hussy
too many men and so little time
we burn ourselves out and lose our shine
.
the world can seem darker than night
we hope someone turns back on the light
and makes this world a more friendly place
yet you still don't complain and act with grace
.
you never seem bitter despite reasons for being so
your niceness and kind features always on show
you create bonds stronger than you can see
between life, the universe, and faith in humanity
.
we do appreciate you, that's a given
and we are not always sex driven
i suppose by the time we seek nice guys
we're not sure if they're wearing a disguise
.
which isn't fair because the more we observe
we see you truly are guys who don't deserve
to be ignored, or left out, or neglected
we think we are not the type of woman you expected
.
it makes sense nice guys want good sex and luck
we hope by meeting you we wont fuck you up
take us as we are, or not at all
here's my number give me a call.
.
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ooooooft fs |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"ode to _eeside: and all men struggling despite being decent enough blokes.
.
we women may come across as shallow, i know we do
and that's certainly for some of us true
we want the charm, we want the looks,
we want it all, as well as fucks
.
the longer we're here we get even more fussy
it's not much fun at times being a hussy
too many men and so little time
we burn ourselves out and lose our shine
.
the world can seem darker than night
we hope someone turns back on the light
and makes this world a more friendly place
yet you still don't complain and act with grace
.
you never seem bitter despite reasons for being so
your niceness and kind features always on show
you create bonds stronger than you can see
between life, the universe, and faith in humanity
.
we do appreciate you, that's a given
and we are not always sex driven
i suppose by the time we seek nice guys
we're not sure if they're wearing a disguise
.
which isn't fair because the more we observe
we see you truly are guys who don't deserve
to be ignored, or left out, or neglected
we think we are not the type of woman you expected
.
it makes sense nice guys want good sex and luck
we hope by meeting you we wont fuck you up
take us as we are, or not at all
here's my number give me a call.
.
"
wow this is a surprize 
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welcome to fab, the place where couples are on top of the food chain, single chicks are scarce, relationships are perfect, liars believe their own bullshit & chunky burds rule the roost. A place where everyone knows your name and kints go u.n.l.o.s without trace, a place where your haters are the ones who visit your profile the most. Strangers block you and even though its only ment tae be a bit of fun there is always someone that takes shit series and grasses you tae admin and then you get a wee holiday. A place where kints waste yer time by moaning about time wasters and trolls, troll the trolls, a place where white knights get roasted and the fakes get toasted.
Fab a place where.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome to fab, the place where couples are on top of the food chain, single chicks are scarce, relationships are perfect, liars believe their own bullshit & chunky burds rule the roost. A place where everyone knows your name and kints go u.n.l.o.s without trace, a place where your haters are the ones who visit your profile the most. Strangers block you and even though its only ment tae be a bit of fun there is always someone that takes shit series and grasses you tae admin and then you get a wee holiday. A place where kints waste yer time by moaning about time wasters and trolls, troll the trolls, a place where white knights get roasted and the fakes get toasted.
Fab a place where.........."
Friendships are made over all types of banter and the world's put tae right.
A place where you can get lost for a while before you need tae get back tae living......... |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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lol.
a place to come when you are weary
to cheer you up or make you more teary
a place where you'd rather have an early night
than come to the forums and talk shite
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it's where you come for fun and games
or tell your secrets then be shamed
it's a place for fantasy
that either fuck you up or makes you happy
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it's somewhere to find people to meet
hopefully half of them are on your street
or timewasters galore who want wank fodder
sometimes i wonder why i bother
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is superb "
It's been so long
That I haven't seen your face
I'm tryna be strong
But the strength I have is washing away
It wont be long before I get you by my side
And just hold you, tease you, squeeze you
Tell you what's been on my mind
I wanna make up right now na na
I wanna make up right now na na
Wish we never broke up right now na na
We need to link up right now na na
I wanna make up right now na na
I wanna make right now na na
Wish we never broke up right now na na
We need to link up right now na na
Girl I know, mistakes were made between us two
And we show our ass that night even said somethings weren't true
Why'd you go and haven't seen my girl since then
Why can't it be the way it was
Cause you were my homie, lover and friend
I wanna make up right now na na
I wanna make up right now na na
Wish we never broke up right now na na
We need to link up right now na na
I wanna make up right now na na
I wanna make up right now na na
Wish we never broke up right now na na
We need to link up right now na na
I can't lie
I miss you much
Watching everyday that goes by
I miss you much
Till I get you back I'm gonna cry
Yes I miss you much
Cause you are the apple of my eye
Girl I miss you much
I miss you much
I can't lie
I miss you much
Watching everyday that goes by
I miss you much
Tell I get you back I'm gonna cry
Yes I miss you much
Yes you are the apple of my eye
Girl I miss you much
I miss you much
I wanna make up right now na na
I wanna make up right now na na
Wish we never broke up right now na na
We need to link up right now na na
I wanna make love right now na na
I wanna make love right now na na
Wish we never broke up right now na na
We need to link up right now na na
I want you to fly with me
Want you to fly
I miss how you lie with me
Miss how you lie
Just wish you could dine with me
Wish you could dine with me
One that would grind with me
One that would grind with me
I want you to fly with me
Want you to fly
I miss how you lie with me
Oh miss how you lie
Just wish you could dine with me
Wish you could dine
One that would grind with me
Oh one that would grind
I wanna make up right now na na
I wanna make up right now na na
Wish we never broke up right now na na
We need to link up right now na na
I wanna make up right now na na
I wanna make up right now na na
Wish we never broke up right now na na
We need to link up right now na na.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's a cunny funt (kint)
Not a runt
Likes a punt n to give kints a shunt while he's prowling for rump n hoping for a pump but you won't see him jump(unless he lets off a big pump) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's a cunny funt (kint)
Not a runt
Likes a punt n to give kints a shunt while he's prowling for rump n hoping for a pump but you won't see him jump(unless he lets off a big pump) "
Lol the c/k word is no allowed up in this mofo.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s okay, I’m good
Let’s go.....
Yeah, yeah, we bring the stars out
We bring the women and the cars and the cards out...
Let’s have a toast, a celebration, get a glass out.....
And we can do this until we pass out....
Let it rain, let it pour away
We won’t come down....
Until we hit the ground and pass out....
Yeah, I’m in charge now
I’m a star and I brought my fuckin’ cast out....
I live a very, very, very wild lifestyle...
Heidi and Audrina eat your heart out.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap."
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs. |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs. "
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there."
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road. |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there.
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road. "
wouldn't mind doing.
hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there.
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.
wouldn't mind doing.
hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input. "
Aye he's a good sport fs. |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there.
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.
wouldn't mind doing.
hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.
Aye he's a good sport fs. "
i better go buy a bra then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there.
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.
wouldn't mind doing.
hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.
Aye he's a good sport fs.
i better go buy a bra then."
He's a big boy so best get an xxl one fs |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Get it sorted girl!  "
was chatting to a guy last year who wanted me to cuckold him, this would've been the perfect opportunity as he wanted to take me to scotland.
see ya later, busy here. |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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"lol, right best go, been on here an hour longer than i planned to already.
and all you're doing while i'm here is corrupting me.
I'm not sure anyone has the ability to corrupt you lady! "
i'd never have considered smuggling men out of scotland in my bra before today.
i mean me wearing a bra, who woulda thought it? |
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"lol, right best go, been on here an hour longer than i planned to already.
and all you're doing while i'm here is corrupting me.
I'm not sure anyone has the ability to corrupt you lady!
i'd never have considered smuggling men out of scotland in my bra before today.
i mean me wearing a bra, who woulda thought it? "
I thought you were disappearing,away with you woman! |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
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"lol, right best go, been on here an hour longer than i planned to already.
and all you're doing while i'm here is corrupting me.
I'm not sure anyone has the ability to corrupt you lady!
i'd never have considered smuggling men out of scotland in my bra before today.
i mean me wearing a bra, who woulda thought it?
I thought you were disappearing,away with you woman! "
i can't focus on my studies for some reason. probably coz they're too hard -i'm learning about cell proteins and it might as well be an alien teaching me.
i need a study buddy, my last one abandoned me.  |
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i mean me wearing a bra, who woulda thought it?
I thought you were disappearing,away with you woman!
i can't focus on my studies for some reason. probably coz they're too hard -i'm learning about cell proteins and it might as well be an alien teaching me.
i need a study buddy, my last one abandoned me. "
Gosh that sounds to much for a hot sunny day,maybe scrap it for today and start afresh tomorrow |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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i mean me wearing a bra, who woulda thought it?
I thought you were disappearing,away with you woman!
i can't focus on my studies for some reason. probably coz they're too hard -i'm learning about cell proteins and it might as well be an alien teaching me.
i need a study buddy, my last one abandoned me.
Gosh that sounds to much for a hot sunny day,maybe scrap it for today and start afresh tomorrow "
yeah. think i'll go teach my daughter how to play chess for fun, might get my brain working as well.
probably be back on here in 10 mins lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there.
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.
wouldn't mind doing.
hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input. "
Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It's 18 degrees up here the day, canny handle this heatwave , get yer erse up ere and lez go skinny dipping fs
She's busy playing chess "
she quit chess coz i took most of her pieces and put her in check but she beat me at backgammon, first time i taught her how to play as well. |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there.
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.
wouldn't mind doing.
hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.
Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!
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if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed. |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
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"It's 18 degrees up here the day, canny handle this heatwave , get yer erse up ere and lez go skinny dipping fs "
would love to get away from here, not sure if people are just talking or arguing here but they're very loud now they've left their houses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there.
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.
wouldn't mind doing.
hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.
Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!
if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed. "
Ohh I dunno...I've got a good eye for antiques n brick a brac n stuff....if you take me in your bra to some car boot sales n auctions we could maybe even make some money
Then you can spend on eBay n I can spend on silk road |
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there.
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.
wouldn't mind doing.
hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.
Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!
if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed.
Ohh I dunno...I've got a good eye for antiques n brick a brac n stuff....if you take me in your bra to some car boot sales n auctions we could maybe even make some money
Then you can spend on eBay n I can spend on silk road "
yay 99p china shit all round. and whatever you're buying. |
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there.
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.
wouldn't mind doing.
hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.
Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!
if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed.
Ohh I dunno...I've got a good eye for antiques n brick a brac n stuff....if you take me in your bra to some car boot sales n auctions we could maybe even make some money
Then you can spend on eBay n I can spend on silk road
yay 99p china shit all round. and whatever you're buying."
We could merge our 'lists' n go halfers on a hit man....should save money for multiple hits! |
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there.
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.
wouldn't mind doing.
hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.
Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!
if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed.
Ohh I dunno...I've got a good eye for antiques n brick a brac n stuff....if you take me in your bra to some car boot sales n auctions we could maybe even make some money
Then you can spend on eBay n I can spend on silk road
yay 99p china shit all round. and whatever you're buying.
We could merge our 'lists' n go halfers on a hit man....should save money for multiple hits! "
...ok
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"What's this about then?! Suppose I should actually read it
i'm trying to sort a 3sum here.
going to book my tickets to scotland asap.
Scotland, couldn't even handle your sexyness Dory, ooooooffft fs.
every guy i've had a relationship has left his country/area for me.
i'll nick someone while i'm up there.
Aye just stick Bruce in yer bra when yer headin back up the road.
wouldn't mind doing.
hope he's ok with being smuggled away seeing as we're planning it without his input.
Ha! As long as you can keep me in the lap of poverty to which I've become accustomed!
if you can keep me off ebay we will be very rich indeed.
Ohh I dunno...I've got a good eye for antiques n brick a brac n stuff....if you take me in your bra to some car boot sales n auctions we could maybe even make some money
Then you can spend on eBay n I can spend on silk road
yay 99p china shit all round. and whatever you're buying.
We could merge our 'lists' n go halfers on a hit man....should save money for multiple hits!
...ok
*backs outta scotland slowly*"
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...ok
*backs outta scotland slowly*
Now you see why I went quiet after the offer "
Awww so I guess there's no point now in asking how's yer bum for love bites?
Suppose I'll have to find a bunny to boil elsewhere....Gutted! |
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"omg bruce stop now. haha. 
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm  Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really."
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it! |
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it! "
it's my loss as i'm very far away... |
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Suppose I'll have to find a bunny to boil elsewhere....Gutted!
If youre no fast youre no boiled "
Like a bunny caught in the headlights...only you manage to hop out the way just in time!
Meh...your loss |
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!
it's my loss as i'm very far away... "
Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck! |
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!
it's my loss as i'm very far away...
Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck! "
sounds weird. i'm in. |
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!
it's my loss as i'm very far away...
Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck!
sounds weird. i'm in. "
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!
it's my loss as i'm very far away...
Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck!
sounds weird. i'm in.
See you in the astral plane....don't be late! "
i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now. think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out. |
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!
it's my loss as i'm very far away...
Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck!
sounds weird. i'm in.
See you in the astral plane....don't be late!
i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now. think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out."
It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr |
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!
it's my loss as i'm very far away...
Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck!
sounds weird. i'm in.
See you in the astral plane....don't be late!
i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now. think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.
It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr "
nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.
although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus? |
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!
it's my loss as i'm very far away...
Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck!
sounds weird. i'm in.
See you in the astral plane....don't be late!
i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now. think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.
It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr
nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.
although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus? "
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!
it's my loss as i'm very far away...
Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck!
sounds weird. i'm in.
See you in the astral plane....don't be late!
i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now. think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.
It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr
nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.
although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus?
She who smelt it,dealt it! "
shit, no comeback to a stupid rhyme from preschool. you win this one. |
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!
it's my loss as i'm very far away...
Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck!
sounds weird. i'm in.
See you in the astral plane....don't be late!
i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now. think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.
It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr
nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.
although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus?
She who smelt it,dealt it!
shit, no comeback to a stupid rhyme from preschool. you win this one."
Yep,pre-school rhymes trump () all else |
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!
it's my loss as i'm very far away...
Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck!
sounds weird. i'm in.
See you in the astral plane....don't be late!
i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now. think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.
It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr
nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.
although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus?
She who smelt it,dealt it!
shit, no comeback to a stupid rhyme from preschool. you win this one.
Yep,pre-school rhymes trump () all else "
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"omg bruce stop now. haha.
See I can be funny haha as well as funny errrrm Just not very often!
yeah.
i like the sinister humour really.
Aye it only starts being weird/creepy when it's not humorous in any way.
But that's down to ones own opinion really.
For those that don't find me funny....it's all good....it's obvious we probably wouldn't click in or outside the bedroom,so no skin off anyone's nose.
I also don't see it as their/my loss....you need to have had it in the first place to lose it!
it's my loss as i'm very far away...
Not so far away that on the stroke of midnight,we can't both sit cross legged n naked on a rug surrounded by candles,with gregorian monks chanting on the YouTube playlist...as we meld minds n auras for a good old long distance,tantric mind fuck!
sounds weird. i'm in.
See you in the astral plane....don't be late!
i set off before i even came on fab and i'm lost now. think i'm stuck in saturns rings and can't get out.
It'll all be fine as long as I don't get stuck in Uranus! F'narr f'narr
nowhere near anyones anus here thank you very much.
although that nearby black hole does look rather big and smells a bit, i think that's uranus?
She who smelt it,dealt it!
shit, no comeback to a stupid rhyme from preschool. you win this one.
Yep,pre-school rhymes trump () all else "
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"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!
How you wanna make it a 4sum?
I'm not doing no girly stuff
they invited 3 women so far also, so this might not even be mfmf.  "
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"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!
How you wanna make it a 4sum?
I'm not doing no girly stuff
they invited 3 women so far also, so this might not even be mfmf.
Sounds like a flipping open invitation then,I don't feel special anymore . Anyone want a bi mmmf call me "
i want one of those bi mmmf |
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"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!
How you wanna make it a 4sum?
I'm not doing no girly stuff
they invited 3 women so far also, so this might not even be mfmf.
Sounds like a flipping open invitation then,I don't feel special anymore . Anyone want a bi mmmf call me
i want one of those bi mmmf "
I like Micks.....but not that much! |
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"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!
How you wanna make it a 4sum?
I'm not doing no girly stuff
they invited 3 women so far also, so this might not even be mfmf.
Sounds like a flipping open invitation then,I don't feel special anymore . Anyone want a bi mmmf call me
i want one of those bi mmmf
I like Micks.....but not that much! "
You never know until you try |
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"Is this 3sum sorted yet?!
How you wanna make it a 4sum?
I'm not doing no girly stuff
they invited 3 women so far also, so this might not even be mfmf.
Sounds like a flipping open invitation then,I don't feel special anymore . Anyone want a bi mmmf call me
i want one of those bi mmmf
I like Micks.....but not that much!
You never know until you try "
Ah that old chestnut...well I've never had a cactus forced up my japs eye either,but can say for certain it's definitely not something I'd enjoy!
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i want one of those bi mmmf
I like Micks.....but not that much!
You never know until you try
Ah that old chestnut...well I've never had a cactus forced up my japs eye either,but can say for certain it's definitely not something I'd enjoy!
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i feel a poem coming on...
Bruce And M1cks
we like your dicks
though they'll never meet, coz you ain't up for that
not even with me and ignite in a frisky fab chat
.
so we'll just not mention it again
for a while
coz we love your cocks but don't wanna see you lose your smile
but if you ever change your mind
then you know who to come and find
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"i feel a poem coming on...
Bruce And M1cks
we like your dicks
though they'll never meet, coz you ain't up for that
not even with me and ignite in a frisky fab chat
.
so we'll just not mention it again
for a while
coz we love your cocks but don't wanna see you lose your smile
but if you ever change your mind
then you know who to come and find
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i want one of those bi mmmf
I like Micks.....but not that much!
You never know until you try
Ah that old chestnut...well I've never had a cactus forced up my japs eye either,but can say for certain it's definitely not something I'd enjoy!
but...you may enjoy a cactus that's gently put up your japs eye rather than forced "
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Suppose I'll have to find a bunny to boil elsewhere....Gutted!
If youre no fast youre no boiled
Like a bunny caught in the headlights...only you manage to hop out the way just in time!
Meh...your loss "
Hop hop hop.... |
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"i feel a poem coming on...
Bruce And M1cks
we like your dicks
though they'll never meet, coz you ain't up for that
not even with me and ignite in a frisky fab chat
.
so we'll just not mention it again
for a while
coz we love your cocks but don't wanna see you lose your smile
but if you ever change your mind
then you know who to come and find
"
Ahhhh such sweet words are a soothing balm to my ego
You've almost convinced me that me n M1cks rubbing our willies together could work!
Only if you let me stick it up yer farter though? |
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Suppose I'll have to find a bunny to boil elsewhere....Gutted!
If youre no fast youre no boiled
Like a bunny caught in the headlights...only you manage to hop out the way just in time!
Meh...your loss
Hop hop hop...."
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i want one of those bi mmmf
I like Micks.....but not that much!
You never know until you try
Ah that old chestnut...well I've never had a cactus forced up my japs eye either,but can say for certain it's definitely not something I'd enjoy!
but...you may enjoy a cactus that's gently put up your japs eye rather than forced
*Swoon* will you softly whisper filthy sweet nothings in my ear as you do it? "
I'll leave the filthy sweet nothings in the capable hand's of 3sum,I'll be at the other end trying to steady my shaky hand's |
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bunnyhop needs a poem, to welcome her to our clique/crew/whatever this is.
Hi BunnyHop
you seem very nice
and not as rude as us
but we've yet to find out if there's more than meets the eye
.
so welcome to the poem thread
it's everything and more
we think you'll like us
of that we're sure.
the end.
Bruce and the cactus.
Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,
some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet
but no matter how sharp or soft they are
you can't keep one as a pet.
.
so
Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye
how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why
is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not
underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain
i doubt it very much, are you insane? |
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i want one of those bi mmmf
I like Micks.....but not that much!
You never know until you try
Ah that old chestnut...well I've never had a cactus forced up my japs eye either,but can say for certain it's definitely not something I'd enjoy!
but...you may enjoy a cactus that's gently put up your japs eye rather than forced
*Swoon* will you softly whisper filthy sweet nothings in my ear as you do it?
I'll leave the filthy sweet nothings in the capable hand's of 3sum,I'll be at the other end trying to steady my shaky hand's "
already done. |
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"i feel a poem coming on...
Bruce And M1cks
we like your dicks
though they'll never meet, coz you ain't up for that
not even with me and ignite in a frisky fab chat
.
so we'll just not mention it again
for a while
coz we love your cocks but don't wanna see you lose your smile
but if you ever change your mind
then you know who to come and find
Ahhhh such sweet words are a soothing balm to my ego
You've almost convinced me that me n M1cks rubbing our willies together could work!
Only if you let me stick it up yer farter though? "
right. i am officially writing to NASA now demanding they change the name of Uranus to anything else. maybe cactus jack or something. |
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C'mere wabbit!
I knew you had a look of Fudd about you "
Ahhhhahahahaha belter!
I genuinely laughed out loud at that one
Top comeback Bunny.....I got nothing! |
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Excuse me miss.....
And I might drink a little more than I should tonight
And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight
And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…
Grab somebody sexy tell em........
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"Excuse me miss.....
And I might drink a little more than I should tonight
And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight
And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…
Grab somebody sexy tell em........
"
is that pitbull? |
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"Excuse me miss.....
And I might drink a little more than I should tonight
And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight
And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…
Grab somebody sexy tell em........
is that pitbull?"
Like a G6 |
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"bunnyhop needs a poem, to welcome her to our clique/crew/whatever this is.
Hi BunnyHop
you seem very nice
and not as rude as us
but we've yet to find out if there's more than meets the eye
.
so welcome to the poem thread
it's everything and more
we think you'll like us
of that we're sure.
the end.
Bruce and the cactus.
Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,
some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet
but no matter how sharp or soft they are
you can't keep one as a pet.
.
so
Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye
how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why
is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not
underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain
i doubt it very much, are you insane?"
Aye I'm a total radge!
N if I had to be violated with a cactus then I'd choose a sharp stabby one rather than the soft fluffy one as I reckon they'd be worse as the spines are minuscule n would rip my poor wee japs eye apart from the inside out! |
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"bunnyhop needs a poem, to welcome her to our clique/crew/whatever this is.
Hi BunnyHop
you seem very nice
and not as rude as us
but we've yet to find out if there's more than meets the eye
.
so welcome to the poem thread
it's everything and more
we think you'll like us
of that we're sure.
the end.
Bruce and the cactus.
Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,
some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet
but no matter how sharp or soft they are
you can't keep one as a pet.
.
so
Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye
how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why
is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not
underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain
i doubt it very much, are you insane?
Aye I'm a total radge!
N if I had to be violated with a cactus then I'd choose a sharp stabby one rather than the soft fluffy one as I reckon they'd be worse as the spines are minuscule n would rip my poor wee japs eye apart from the inside out! "
lol, i like how you're even thinking about this stuff. |
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"Excuse me miss.....
And I might drink a little more than I should tonight
And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight
And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…
Grab somebody sexy tell em........
is that pitbull?
Like a G6 "
i love pitbull parodies. they crack me up a lot.
we need our own chatroom. |
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Bruce and the cactus.
Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,
some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet
but no matter how sharp or soft they are
you can't keep one as a pet.
.
so
Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye
how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why
is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not
underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain
i doubt it very much, are you insane?
Aye I'm a total radge!
N if I had to be violated with a cactus then I'd choose a sharp stabby one rather than the soft fluffy one as I reckon they'd be worse as the spines are minuscule n would rip my poor wee japs eye apart from the inside out! "
I'd take any spikey bit's off first I'm not that cruel |
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"bunnyhop needs a poem, to welcome her to our clique/crew/whatever this is.
Hi BunnyHop
you seem very nice
and not as rude as us
but we've yet to find out if there's more than meets the eye
.
so welcome to the poem thread
it's everything and more
we think you'll like us
of that we're sure.
the end.
Bruce and the cactus.
Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,
some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet
but no matter how sharp or soft they are
you can't keep one as a pet.
.
so
Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye
how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why
is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not
underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain
i doubt it very much, are you insane?
Aye I'm a total radge!
N if I had to be violated with a cactus then I'd choose a sharp stabby one rather than the soft fluffy one as I reckon they'd be worse as the spines are minuscule n would rip my poor wee japs eye apart from the inside out!
lol, i like how you're even thinking about this stuff. "
Ya gotta think about the potential pros n cons of any theoretical sex torture!
Though one mans torture is anothers paradise that he'd pay top dollar for. |
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"Excuse me miss.....
And I might drink a little more than I should tonight
And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight
And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…
Grab somebody sexy tell em........
is that pitbull?
Like a G6
i love pitbull parodies. they crack me up a lot.
we need our own chatroom."
Bedroom even  |
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By *orum Troll OP Woman
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"bunnyhop needs a poem, to welcome her to our clique/crew/whatever this is.
Hi BunnyHop
you seem very nice
and not as rude as us
but we've yet to find out if there's more than meets the eye
.
so welcome to the poem thread
it's everything and more
we think you'll like us
of that we're sure.
the end.
Bruce and the cactus.
Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,
some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet
but no matter how sharp or soft they are
you can't keep one as a pet.
.
so
Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye
how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why
is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not
underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain
i doubt it very much, are you insane?
Aye I'm a total radge!
N if I had to be violated with a cactus then I'd choose a sharp stabby one rather than the soft fluffy one as I reckon they'd be worse as the spines are minuscule n would rip my poor wee japs eye apart from the inside out!
lol, i like how you're even thinking about this stuff.
Ya gotta think about the potential pros n cons of any theoretical sex torture!
Though one mans torture is anothers paradise that he'd pay top dollar for. "
so, you want the spikey bits or not coz ignite says she is taking them off.
i like those cluster spikes myself and getting one of those cacti. |
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"Excuse me miss.....
And I might drink a little more than I should tonight
And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight
And, baby, I'ma make you feel so good, tonight…
Grab somebody sexy tell em........
is that pitbull?
Like a G6
i love pitbull parodies. they crack me up a lot.
we need our own chatroom.
Bedroom even "
yeah that'd be better. |
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C'mere wabbit!
I knew you had a look of Fudd about you "
Bunnyhop bunnyhop ya make my balls wanna pop!
Wanna whip that fine ass wit ma riding crop!
Wh,wh,wh,wh,wh,wh,what's up doc?! |
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Bruce and the cactus.
Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,
some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet
but no matter how sharp or soft they are
you can't keep one as a pet.
.
so
Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye
how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why
is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not
underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain
i doubt it very much, are you insane?
Aye I'm a total radge!
N if I had to be violated with a cactus then I'd choose a sharp stabby one rather than the soft fluffy one as I reckon they'd be worse as the spines are minuscule n would rip my poor wee japs eye apart from the inside out!
I'd take any spikey bit's off first I'm not that cruel "
Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!
Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity |
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Bruce and the cactus.
Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,
some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet
but no matter how sharp or soft they are
you can't keep one as a pet.
.
so
Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye
how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why
is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not
underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain
i doubt it very much, are you insane?
Aye I'm a total radge!
N if I had to be violated with a cactus then I'd choose a sharp stabby one rather than the soft fluffy one as I reckon they'd be worse as the spines are minuscule n would rip my poor wee japs eye apart from the inside out!
I'd take any spikey bit's off first I'm not that cruel
Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!
Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity"
I was thinking a bit of spit will do |
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Bruce and the cactus.
Some cactuses are stabby, and some are prickly,
some are soft and fluffy and that's the one you wanted i bet
but no matter how sharp or soft they are
you can't keep one as a pet.
.
so
Stabbity stab, it's stabbing your japs eye
how you got to this stage in your sex life you'll never know why
is it sexy? is it hot? to be stabbed in a place that's not
underly sensitive and has no threshhold for pain
i doubt it very much, are you insane?
Aye I'm a total radge!
N if I had to be violated with a cactus then I'd choose a sharp stabby one rather than the soft fluffy one as I reckon they'd be worse as the spines are minuscule n would rip my poor wee japs eye apart from the inside out!
I'd take any spikey bit's off first I'm not that cruel
Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!
Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity
I was thinking a bit of spit will do "
Hochle up a big one from the back of your throat! |
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Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!
Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity
I was thinking a bit of spit will do
Hochle up a big one from the back of your throat! "
I'm a lady it will just be a dribble I'm afraid |
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Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!
Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity
I was thinking a bit of spit will do
Hochle up a big one from the back of your throat!
I'm a lady it will just be a dribble I'm afraid"
Swirl that dribble n my pre-cum together with your tongue as you tease my tip n shaft making me pulse n throb in ecstatic inticipation
N get that cactus away to fuck! |
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Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!
Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity
I was thinking a bit of spit will do
Hochle up a big one from the back of your throat!
I'm a lady it will just be a dribble I'm afraid"
Says who? |
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Well I feel better now knowing that the cactus you're gonna gently force up my japs eye has been de-spiked!
Hope you're gonna lube it up with some soothing aloe vera.....or Vicky,Veronica or Verity
I was thinking a bit of spit will do
Hochle up a big one from the back of your throat!
I'm a lady it will just be a dribble I'm afraid
Says who? "
Me! |
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Brucelee, Brucelee, why cant you see?
The sound of your whip is a turn on to me.
Our romance could blossom like a new springtime bud,
If only you didn't look like elmer fudd!
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"Brucelee, Brucelee, why cant you see?
The sound of your whip is a turn on to me.
Our romance could blossom like a new springtime bud,
If only you didn't look like elmer fudd!
"
Ach well, that's the flip side of having a toned body....fate's decided to even It out by giving me a face off of crimewatch!
Never mind,I'll be content to just perv over your pics!
So I might look like Elmer Fudd...
But at least I can still perv over you in the scud |
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