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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! "

But did it get the oil off?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh fairy liquid with a little washing powder works better

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

But did it get the oil off?

No it was ink from my gloves and I'm still somewhat blue!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nettles on your pussy, Keep a dock leaf handy

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Nettles on your pussy, Keep a dock leaf handy "

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

But did it get the oil off?

No it was ink from my gloves and I'm still somewhat blue!"

Time for a name change??

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

But did it get the oil off?

No it was ink from my gloves and I'm still somewhat blue!

Time for a name change??

Only my hands

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch! "

I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

But did it get the oil off?

No it was ink from my gloves and I'm still somewhat blue!

Time for a name change??

Only my hands "

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!

How the hell did you do that?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts

Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts

Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin

Is that special moisturiser?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts

Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin

Is that special moisturiser?"

BtB is great

Supposed to stop the chafing ....

but I'm meant to put it on before I go running

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts

Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin

Is that special moisturiser?

BtB is great

Supposed to stop the chafing ....

but I'm meant to put it on before I go running

Oops.. May you heal quickly and get someone nice to rub you better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Veet on your clitoris. Ouch !! And not good just before a meet.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts

Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin

Is that special moisturiser?

BtB is great

Supposed to stop the chafing ....

but I'm meant to put it on before I go running

Oops.. May you heal quickly and get someone nice to rub you better "

I'm rubbing it in myself, but getting distracted

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts

Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin

Is that special moisturiser?

BtB is great

Supposed to stop the chafing ....

but I'm meant to put it on before I go running

Oops.. May you heal quickly and get someone nice to rub you better

I'm rubbing it in myself, but getting distracted

Nothing wrong with a little distraction

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Veet on your clitoris. Ouch !! And not good just before a meet."

Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Large splinter under finger nail not pleasant at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put some spunk oan it solves 99.9% of all problems.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had to search engine Swarfega.

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Put some spunk oan it solves 99.9% of all problems. "

Maybe in your world it does

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Veet on your clitoris. Ouch !! And not good just before a meet."

Ouchie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put some spunk oan it solves 99.9% of all problems. "

Have you tried it on your own mouth ulcers

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!

How the hell did you do that? "

I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!

How the hell did you do that?

I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)"

I shouldn't laugh .....

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I had to search engine Swarfega.

Really? Don't you like getting your hands dirty then clean again?

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Large splinter under finger nail not pleasant at all "

Isn't that a torture method?

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!

How the hell did you do that?

I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)

I shouldn't laugh .....

No you shouldn't.. Say your sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it Buxom Blue from now on then?

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Is it Buxom Blue from now on then?

No my hair is still red and my just a slight tinge of blue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Papercut on Hemorrhoid

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!

How the hell did you do that?

I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)

I shouldn't laugh .....

No you shouldn't.. Say your sorry"

You're sorry

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!

How the hell did you do that?

I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)

I shouldn't laugh .....

No you shouldn't.. Say your sorry

You're sorry

Now you owe *two* of us an apology!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!

How the hell did you do that?

I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)

I shouldn't laugh .....

No you shouldn't.. Say your sorry

You're sorry

Now you owe *two* of us an apology!

I'll apologise in person

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By *ogger03Man over a year ago

alloa

"I've a bit of chafing from my running shorts

Need to massage some "Below the Belt" moisturiser into my groin

Is that special moisturiser?

BtB is great

Supposed to stop the chafing ....

but I'm meant to put it on before I go running

Amateur lol

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Swarfega on my nipple... Ouch!

I'll see your swarfega and raise you a nipple caught in an epilator!

How the hell did you do that?

I was naked and leaning down to attend to my legs (just in case anyone thinks I've got hairy boobs or anything ...)

I shouldn't laugh .....

No you shouldn't.. Say your sorry

You're sorry

I was being nice about your chaffed bits well bollocks to you.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Papercut on Hemorrhoid"

How on earth? Actually, I don't want to know.

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Papercut on Hemorrhoid

How on earth? Actually, I don't want to know.

I deliberately didn't ask.

Rough loo roll maybe..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friend occe cut her clit while shaving. I cant even think about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Papercut on Hemorrhoid

How on earth? Actually, I don't want to know.

I deliberately didn't ask.

Rough loo roll maybe.. "

Paper aeroplane stunt gone horribly wrong.

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Papercut on Hemorrhoid

How on earth? Actually, I don't want to know.

I deliberately didn't ask.

Rough loo roll maybe..

Paper aeroplane stunt gone horribly wrong."

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"My friend occe cut her clit while shaving. I cant even think about it

Ouchie crossing my legs now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Papercut on Hemorrhoid

How on earth? Actually, I don't want to know.

I deliberately didn't ask.

Rough loo roll maybe..

Paper aeroplane stunt gone horribly wrong.

Not pretty, she never flew again.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I had to search engine Swarfega.

They make it at DEB Chemicals in Belper just up the road from here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to search engine Swarfega.

Really? Don't you like getting your hands dirty then clean again? "

I'm not a mechanically minded man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to search engine Swarfega.

Really? Don't you like getting your hands dirty then clean again?

I'm not a mechanically minded man."

Disa-poin-ting!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nettles on your pussy, Keep a dock leaf handy "

Tear off a leaf and wipe your underneath

In an English country garden

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I had to search engine Swarfega.

Really? Don't you like getting your hands dirty then clean again?

I'm not a mechanically minded man."

You don't have to be

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

How did you get swarfega on your nipples in the first place?

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I had to search engine Swarfega.

They make it at DEB Chemicals in Belper just up the road from here

Is that what they make there driven past it many a time.

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By *uxom red OP Couple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"How did you get swarfega on your nipples in the first place?

I was in the shower trying to get rid of the dye that had leaked from my gloves.

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