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By *andsonjohn OP Man over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

calling all the thread high jackers and derailers

what are you waiting for get derailing and high jacking this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok -- penguins are awesome

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Ever wanked off a bus conductor?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ever wanked off a penguin bus conductor?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone in the London area want to lick my minge and take my load?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"Anyone in the London area want to lick my minge and take my load?"

Tilt.

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By *airymagicWoman over a year ago

goblin city

Any good sex related injuries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ever licked the minge of a person wanking off a penguin bus conductor?

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIx0HqBV_-g&index=209

Zardonic and Receptor - Destroy (Gancher and Ruin Remix)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone in the London area want to lick my minge and take my load?

Tilt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently the term highjack has it origins in the days of prohibition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I ever tell you about burning man festival...

Joe fuck off with the astral projection will you

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

I don't care. I enjoyed Zardoz.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"Ok -- penguins are awesome

How did your important thing go today? Was it even today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Jacqui

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

There is a distinct lack of flirting on here and that fluttery emoji for it to be a true derailer thread.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well some thread's are so dull they're just asking to be derailed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok -- penguins are awesome

How did your important thing go today? Was it even today? "

It was 1pm today. I think it went ok actually, although I'm aware of bits I didn't hit a home run on now I've reflected, but overall considering I'm actually a massive scaredy-cat it was good and almost enjoyable!

At least it's done now, eh?!

Thank you x

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

"Did I ever tell you about burning man festival...

Joe fuck off with the astral projection will you

that made me laugh, then i realised...

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By *andsonjohn OP Man over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"There is a distinct lack of flirting on here and that fluttery emoji for it to be a true derailer thread."

there corrected that for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a distinct lack of flirting on here and that fluttery emoji for it to be a true derailer thread."

quim again?!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Faf?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"There is a distinct lack of flirting on here and that fluttery emoji for it to be a true derailer thread.

there corrected that for you

Oh, thank you! You did that in such a manly way

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"Ok -- penguins are awesome

How did your important thing go today? Was it even today?

At least it's done now, eh?!

Thank you x"

Cool

I'm sure you did your best

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By *andsonjohn OP Man over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Well some thread's are so dull they're just asking to be derailed

that's what i think still doesn't stop me from getting private pms telling me off though when ever i try to inject some fun into a boring dying thread

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

I like it but it's not everyone's cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I ever tell you about burning man festival...

Joe fuck off with the astral projection will you

that made me laugh, then i realised...

I know

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok -- penguins are awesome

How did your important thing go today? Was it even today?

At least it's done now, eh?!

Thank you x

Cool

I'm sure you did your best

As I will when I peg you.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"There is a distinct lack of flirting on here and that fluttery emoji for it to be a true derailer thread.

quim again?!"

I had to read it out loud in order to understand it. You're too witty for me.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Unacceptable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a distinct lack of flirting on here and that fluttery emoji for it to be a true derailer thread.

quim again?!

I had to read it out loud in order to understand it. You're too titty for me.

FTFY

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"There is a distinct lack of flirting on here and that fluttery emoji for it to be a true derailer thread.

quim again?!

I had to read it out loud in order to understand it. You're too titty for me.

FTFY"

Why are you so sexual this evening? I can't deal with the ever increasing arousal from all of your word play.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Hello Jack .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unacceptable

Can I sit on your face MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"calling all the thread high jackers and derailers

what are you waiting for get derailing and high jacking this thread

its no fun if you are endorsing it

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

look theres a bird...over there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon - cause everything is better with bacon right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a distinct lack of flirting on here and that fluttery emoji for it to be a true derailer thread.

quim again?!

I had to read it out loud in order to understand it. You're too titty for me.

FTFY

Why are you so sexual this evening? I can't deal with the ever increasing arousal from all of your word play."

Because I've been so disciplined the last few days and locked away with worky things! I'm letting loooooose!

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can someone check our profile too

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By *andsonjohn OP Man over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"look theres a bird...over there

where was she dressed ...?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"There is a distinct lack of flirting on here and that fluttery emoji for it to be a true derailer thread.

quim again?!

I had to read it out loud in order to understand it. You're too titty for me.

FTFY

Why are you so sexual this evening? I can't deal with the ever increasing arousal from all of your word play.

Because I've been so disciplined the last few days and locked away with worky things! I'm letting loooooose!

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stiff breeze out there today.

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

"Can someone check our profile too

haha.

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By *entenTeaCouple over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

This is Polyamrous Liberation Ograsm. PLO. This is a hijack Do not land at Heathrow we are taking this thread to Jamica.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin. "

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Bla bla bla

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

Oh, hi dad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Clem could be the rose between our two thorns, Meli

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Pink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink "

Slaps that ass

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Clem could be the rose between our two thorns, Meli"

He could be the bacon between our baps.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Pink

Slaps that ass

Crop or hand?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

"
hey boss, how you doing? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seagulls (Stop it now)

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Estella is on the fun/sexy side..

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Seagulls (Stop it now)

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E"
tool belt, toolbelt...join the support group, 'tools are what we live for'.here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

hey boss, how you doing? xx"

Not bad, thought I'd unmothball the old profile for a bit.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

hey boss, how you doing? xx

Not bad, thought I'd unmothball the old profile for a bit."
how lovely to see you..big big hugs and a smooch xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

hey boss, how you doing? xx

Not bad, thought I'd unmothball the old profile for a bit.how lovely to see you..big big hugs and a smooch xxxx"

Right back at you my dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seagulls (Stop it now)

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30Etool belt, toolbelt...join the support group, 'tools are what we live for'.here

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

hey boss, how you doing? xx

Not bad, thought I'd unmothball the old profile for a bit.how lovely to see you..big big hugs and a smooch xxxx

Right back at you my dear

"
miss you guys..hows lisa? xx

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Estella is on the fun/sexy side.."

So hurt! I guess it means no more interacial clips so it's a win though.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Seagulls (Stop it now)

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30Etool belt, toolbelt...join the support group, 'tools are what we live for'.here

"
get your placard out..i wanna see your support xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Clem could be the rose between our two thorns, Meli

He could be the bacon between our baps."

Streaky!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink

Slaps that ass

Crop or hand?

Hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seagulls (Stop it now)

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30Etool belt, toolbelt...join the support group, 'tools are what we live for'.here

get your placard out..i wanna see your support xx"

I don't get my placard out for just anyone. But for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Clem could be the rose between our two thorns, Meli

He could be the bacon between our baps."

Don't you mean sausage?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Pink

Slaps that ass

Crop or hand?

Hand

"
naughty girl..i came to see you on saturday and you wasnt there..cry emoji xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Estella is on the fun/sexy side..

So hurt! I guess it means no more interacial clips so it's a win though. "

I thought Clem was more discerning. Obvs not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake, did someone mention cake.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Seagulls (Stop it now)

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30Etool belt, toolbelt...join the support group, 'tools are what we live for'.here

get your placard out..i wanna see your support xx

I don't get my placard out for just anyone. But for you

"
phoarrrrrrrrr..im a lucky woman xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

hey boss, how you doing? xx

Not bad, thought I'd unmothball the old profile for a bit.how lovely to see you..big big hugs and a smooch xxxx

Right back at you my dear

miss you guys..hows lisa? xx"

Been ages hasn't it

We're at Jaydees on Saturday, you still doing child duties?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Cake, did someone mention cake.

"
yeah that was me..want a slice?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

hey boss, how you doing? xx

Not bad, thought I'd unmothball the old profile for a bit.how lovely to see you..big big hugs and a smooch xxxx

Right back at you my dear

miss you guys..hows lisa? xx

Been ages hasn't it

We're at Jaydees on Saturday, you still doing child duties? "
moving in two weeks..must have a house warming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink

Slaps that ass

Crop or hand?

Hand

naughty girl..i came to see you on saturday and you wasnt there..cry emoji xx"

I had no idea you were going!!! Gutted. And seriously flattered you said that.

Interview today so had to be good and prepare (there was a presentation to do etc) -- it was torture not going and missing out on saying hello to so many forumites I'd love to meet! Next time x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Playing Russian Roulette while having a bare back is frowned upon...

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Pink

Slaps that ass

Crop or hand?

Hand

naughty girl..i came to see you on saturday and you wasnt there..cry emoji xx

I had no idea you were going!!! Gutted. And seriously flattered you said that.

Interview today so had to be good and prepare (there was a presentation to do etc) -- it was torture not going and missing out on saying hello to so many forumites I'd love to meet! Next time x"
how did it go? i do understand really ive got my fingers crossed for you x and no it was meant to be a surprise so you didnt run away xx..sure its a deal xx

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Clem could be the rose between our two thorns, Meli

He could be the bacon between our baps.

Don't you mean sausage? "

Ooh. Now I fancy a peperami.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

hey boss, how you doing? xx

Not bad, thought I'd unmothball the old profile for a bit.how lovely to see you..big big hugs and a smooch xxxx

Right back at you my dear

miss you guys..hows lisa? xx

Been ages hasn't it

We're at Jaydees on Saturday, you still doing child duties? moving in two weeks..must have a house warming

xx"

Where abouts you moving too? Pm if necessary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me me me me me look at me me me me me.

Time waster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....Hammer time

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

hey boss, how you doing? xx

Not bad, thought I'd unmothball the old profile for a bit.how lovely to see you..big big hugs and a smooch xxxx

Right back at you my dear

miss you guys..hows lisa? xx

Been ages hasn't it

We're at Jaydees on Saturday, you still doing child duties? moving in two weeks..must have a house warming

Where abouts you moving too? Pm if necessary

"
half an hour north nearer where you go on the beach x but no difference in driving times to clubs, without going round the town i live near...bonus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake, did someone mention cake.

yeah that was me..want a slice?"

Yes please. Can I have a cup of tea as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me me me me me look at me me me me me.

Time waster. "

I did...nice pics

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Cake, did someone mention cake.

yeah that was me..want a slice?

Yes please. Can I have a cup of tea as well.

"
sure can angel, how do you have it? shall i make a pot? x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"....Hammer time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

hey boss, how you doing? xx

Not bad, thought I'd unmothball the old profile for a bit.how lovely to see you..big big hugs and a smooch xxxx

Right back at you my dear

miss you guys..hows lisa? xx

Been ages hasn't it

We're at Jaydees on Saturday, you still doing child duties? moving in two weeks..must have a house warming

Where abouts you moving too? Pm if necessary

half an hour north nearer where you go on the beach x but no difference in driving times to clubs, without going round the town i live near...bonus

Oooh that's handy I can pop in with daft lad for a brew then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

only if Jim doesn't pitch up

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Clem could be the rose between our two thorns, Meli

He could be the bacon between our baps.

Don't you mean sausage?

Ooh. Now I fancy a peperami. "
pepperami, unleash the animal..wasnt that the ad?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Clem could be the rose between our two thorns, Meli

He could be the bacon between our baps.

Don't you mean sausage?

Ooh. Now I fancy a peperami. "

Washed down with something creamy?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink

Slaps that ass

Crop or hand?

Hand

naughty girl..i came to see you on saturday and you wasnt there..cry emoji xx

I had no idea you were going!!! Gutted. And seriously flattered you said that.

Interview today so had to be good and prepare (there was a presentation to do etc) -- it was torture not going and missing out on saying hello to so many forumites I'd love to meet! Next time xhow did it go? i do understand really ive got my fingers crossed for you x and no it was meant to be a surprise so you didnt run away xx..sure its a deal xx"

It went ok and it's done, I survived -- I can now just wait and see.

Look forward to next time

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

Too cliquey

hey boss, how you doing? xx

Not bad, thought I'd unmothball the old profile for a bit.how lovely to see you..big big hugs and a smooch xxxx

Right back at you my dear

miss you guys..hows lisa? xx

Been ages hasn't it

We're at Jaydees on Saturday, you still doing child duties? moving in two weeks..must have a house warming

Where abouts you moving too? Pm if necessary

half an hour north nearer where you go on the beach x but no difference in driving times to clubs, without going round the town i live near...bonus

Oooh that's handy I can pop in with daft lad for a brew then

"
sure can

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"No"
yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clem could be the rose between our two thorns, Meli

He could be the bacon between our baps.

Don't you mean sausage? "

Boom!!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

only if Jim doesn't pitch up

"
he wont mind me taking it back over..hell be glad of the break..

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

only if Jim doesn't pitch up

Jim always pitches up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like this thread, I rate it ?????

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Pink

Slaps that ass

Crop or hand?

Hand

naughty girl..i came to see you on saturday and you wasnt there..cry emoji xx

I had no idea you were going!!! Gutted. And seriously flattered you said that.

Interview today so had to be good and prepare (there was a presentation to do etc) -- it was torture not going and missing out on saying hello to so many forumites I'd love to meet! Next time xhow did it go? i do understand really ive got my fingers crossed for you x and no it was meant to be a surprise so you didnt run away xx..sure its a deal xx

It went ok and it's done, I survived -- I can now just wait and see.

Look forward to next time

"
do you know when you'll know by? do you want it? hugs are a waiting xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like this thread, I rate it ?????

Damn it where did my stars go

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"should i do a nocturnal thread tonight? there will be cake

only if Jim doesn't pitch up

Jim always pitches up.

"
erect tents, thats his new user name

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

"Cake, did someone mention cake.

Could do with a rather large slice of chocolate cake right now

What's your favourite?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I like this thread, I rate it ?????

"
practicing my scrolling, still havent lost the knack...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ever licked the minge of a person wanking off a penguin bus conductor? "

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Cake, did someone mention cake.

Could do with a rather large slice of chocolate cake right now

What's your favourite?"
carrot, one of my five a day, well thats my story and im sticking to it

tea? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink

Slaps that ass

Crop or hand?

Hand

naughty girl..i came to see you on saturday and you wasnt there..cry emoji xx

I had no idea you were going!!! Gutted. And seriously flattered you said that.

Interview today so had to be good and prepare (there was a presentation to do etc) -- it was torture not going and missing out on saying hello to so many forumites I'd love to meet! Next time xhow did it go? i do understand really ive got my fingers crossed for you x and no it was meant to be a surprise so you didnt run away xx..sure its a deal xx

It went ok and it's done, I survived -- I can now just wait and see.

Look forward to next time

do you know when you'll know by? do you want it? hugs are a waiting xx"

Oh I really, really, really want it. I would NEVER have missed the tea party unless it was important! Hope to hear this week, having said that it took about three weeks post application deadline to hear I got an interview...so they're not the fastest!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Pink

Slaps that ass

Crop or hand?

Hand

naughty girl..i came to see you on saturday and you wasnt there..cry emoji xx

I had no idea you were going!!! Gutted. And seriously flattered you said that.

Interview today so had to be good and prepare (there was a presentation to do etc) -- it was torture not going and missing out on saying hello to so many forumites I'd love to meet! Next time xhow did it go? i do understand really ive got my fingers crossed for you x and no it was meant to be a surprise so you didnt run away xx..sure its a deal xx

It went ok and it's done, I survived -- I can now just wait and see.

Look forward to next time

do you know when you'll know by? do you want it? hugs are a waiting xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm lost in here now. Someone take my hand and lead me to safety

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Estella is on the fun/sexy side..

So hurt! I guess it means no more interacial clips so it's a win though.

I thought Clem was more discerning. Obvs not. "

I'm not going to apologise for messaging other women.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm lost in here now. Someone take my hand and lead me to safety"
come this way my lovely..would you like a sweetie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm lost in here now. Someone take my hand and lead me to safetycome this way my lovely..would you like a sweetie?

Why are you cackling?

Where are you taking me?

What is that tape for?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm lost in here now. Someone take my hand and lead me to safetycome this way my lovely..would you like a sweetie?

Why are you cackling?

Where are you taking me?

What is that tape for?

"
what would like it to be for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Estella is on the fun/sexy side..

So hurt! I guess it means no more interacial clips so it's a win though.

I thought Clem was more discerning. Obvs not.

I'm not going to apologise for messaging other women."

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pink

Slaps that ass

Crop or hand?

Hand

naughty girl..i came to see you on saturday and you wasnt there..cry emoji xx

I had no idea you were going!!! Gutted. And seriously flattered you said that.

Interview today so had to be good and prepare (there was a presentation to do etc) -- it was torture not going and missing out on saying hello to so many forumites I'd love to meet! Next time xhow did it go? i do understand really ive got my fingers crossed for you x and no it was meant to be a surprise so you didnt run away xx..sure its a deal xx

It went ok and it's done, I survived -- I can now just wait and see.

Look forward to next time

do you know when you'll know by? do you want it? hugs are a waiting xx

Will do -- THANK YOU x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Estella is on the fun/sexy side..

So hurt! I guess it means no more interacial clips so it's a win though.

I thought Clem was more discerning. Obvs not.

I'm not going to apologise for messaging other women.

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!"
i find that very hard to believe..fibber...

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Pink

Slaps that ass

Crop or hand?

Hand

naughty girl..i came to see you on saturday and you wasnt there..cry emoji xx

I had no idea you were going!!! Gutted. And seriously flattered you said that.

Interview today so had to be good and prepare (there was a presentation to do etc) -- it was torture not going and missing out on saying hello to so many forumites I'd love to meet! Next time xhow did it go? i do understand really ive got my fingers crossed for you x and no it was meant to be a surprise so you didnt run away xx..sure its a deal xx

It went ok and it's done, I survived -- I can now just wait and see.

Look forward to next time

do you know when you'll know by? do you want it? hugs are a waiting xx

Will do -- THANK YOU x"
xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Estella is on the fun/sexy side..

So hurt! I guess it means no more interacial clips so it's a win though.

I thought Clem was more discerning. Obvs not.

I'm not going to apologise for messaging other women.

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!i find that very hard to believe..fibber...

Not at all, I've spent 40years with me...total let down me

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!"

Stop ruining the man's attempt at an insult/compliment combo, little star! Graciously accept it with a little giggle whilst I play the role of the distraught unsexy one.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Estella is on the fun/sexy side..

So hurt! I guess it means no more interacial clips so it's a win though.

I thought Clem was more discerning. Obvs not.

I'm not going to apologise for messaging other women.

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!"

Your posts would indicate otherwise!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm lost in here now. Someone take my hand and lead me to safetycome this way my lovely..would you like a sweetie?

Why are you cackling?

Where are you taking me?

What is that tape for?

what would like it to be for?

I seem to remember you offering to gaffer tape me to a table.

Could start with that

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!

Stop ruining the man's attempt at an insult/compliment combo, little star! Graciously accept it with a little giggle whilst I play the role of the distraught unsexy one.

Saucer of milk? Table for one?

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

i've figured out the meaning of life.

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By *andsonjohn OP Man over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"i've figured out the meaning of life."

does it involve the number 42

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

"i've figured out the meaning of life.

does it involve the number 42

no. but the revelation that numbers do not exist is part of it.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Estella is on the fun/sexy side..

So hurt! I guess it means no more interacial clips so it's a win though.

I thought Clem was more discerning. Obvs not.

I'm not going to apologise for messaging other women.

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!i find that very hard to believe..fibber...

Not at all, I've spent 40years with me...total let down me

"
self aware people often are the most fun in the right circumstances xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm lost in here now. Someone take my hand and lead me to safetycome this way my lovely..would you like a sweetie?

Why are you cackling?

Where are you taking me?

What is that tape for?

what would like it to be for?

I seem to remember you offering to gaffer tape me to a table.

Could start with that

"
haha you remembered,

and you are still interested now youve met me?..result

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By *andsonjohn OP Man over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight

really hold still them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!

Stop ruining the man's attempt at an insult/compliment combo, little star! Graciously accept it with a little giggle whilst I play the role of the distraught unsexy one.

Saucer of milk? Table for one? "

I'll just have to discipline you both. Help you bond together through shared exposure to my mean streak.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight

really hold still them

"
tea/ cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight

really hold still them

Nah I like to squirm you'll need a tighter grip than that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Estella is on the fun/sexy side..

So hurt! I guess it means no more interacial clips so it's a win though.

I thought Clem was more discerning. Obvs not.

I'm not going to apologise for messaging other women.

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!i find that very hard to believe..fibber...

Not at all, I've spent 40years with me...total let down me

self aware people often are the most fun in the right circumstances xx"

Wise words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

I'm in the filthiest of moods.

It's like you two are the opposite sides of the same coin.

Clem, that's one of the nicest things I've ever read on here. You touched me in a way I haven't been for quite a few hours.

Estella is on the fun/sexy side..

So hurt! I guess it means no more interacial clips so it's a win though.

I thought Clem was more discerning. Obvs not.

I'm not going to apologise for messaging other women.

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!i find that very hard to believe..fibber...

Not at all, I've spent 40years with me...total let down me

self aware people often are the most fun in the right circumstances xx

Wise words

"
im the smartest dumbass i know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight

Fsncy a face sitting

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By *andsonjohn OP Man over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight

really hold still them

Nah I like to squirm you'll need a tighter grip than that

someone asking to be pinned down rather roughly as i reach for the belt then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight

Fsncy a face sitting

Mnppphhhggggrrhhhnnnssdhhpphh

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight

Fsncy a face sitting

Mnppphhhggggrrhhhnnnssdhhpphh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight

Fsncy a face sitting

Mnppphhhggggrrhhhnnnssdhhpphh

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!

Stop ruining the man's attempt at an insult/compliment combo, little star! Graciously accept it with a little giggle whilst I play the role of the distraught unsexy one.

Saucer of milk? Table for one?

I'll just have to discipline you both. Help you bond together through shared exposure to my mean streak.

Nah. Can we just go with Hatter instead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!

Stop ruining the man's attempt at an insult/compliment combo, little star! Graciously accept it with a little giggle whilst I play the role of the distraught unsexy one.

Saucer of milk? Table for one?

I'll just have to discipline you both. Help you bond together through shared exposure to my mean streak.

Nah. Can we just go with Hatter instead? "

Bwahahaha!!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oooh look, a squirrel.

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

So what do you prefer?

Cats or Dogs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!

Stop ruining the man's attempt at an insult/compliment combo, little star! Graciously accept it with a little giggle whilst I play the role of the distraught unsexy one.

Saucer of milk? Table for one?

I'll just have to discipline you both. Help you bond together through shared exposure to my mean streak.

Nah. Can we just go with Hatter instead?

Bwahahaha!!"

Crap, I'm not laughing at the thought of Hatter. Let's clear that up immediately! Before he notices.

Hatter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm lost in here now. Someone take my hand and lead me to safetycome this way my lovely..would you like a sweetie?

Why are you cackling?

Where are you taking me?

What is that tape for?

what would like it to be for?

I seem to remember you offering to gaffer tape me to a table.

Could start with that

haha you remembered,

and you are still interested now youve met me?..result

When Dana asked if we were together you didn't leap over the balcony and leg it. That was a result

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh look, a squirrel."

Awww that makes me think of the dog in Up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight

really hold still them

Nah I like to squirm you'll need a tighter grip than that

someone asking to be pinned down rather roughly as i reach for the belt then

Rough and hard please

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"calling all the thread high jackers and derailers

what are you waiting for get derailing and high jacking this thread

This is far to easy.

All I wood haf to do is tell a secret.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"calling all the thread high jackers and derailers

what are you waiting for get derailing and high jacking this thread

This is far to easy.

All I wood haf to do is tell a secret.

Ooh juicy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a distinct lack of flirting on here and that fluttery emoji for it to be a true derailer thread."

Hello Meli.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Nah. Can we just go with Hatter instead?

Bwahahaha!!

Crap, I'm not laughing at the thought of Hatter. Let's clear that up immediately! Before he notices.

Hatter.

Sure... you're such a meanie. Poor Hatter.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"There is a distinct lack of flirting on here and that fluttery emoji for it to be a true derailer thread.

Hello Meli.

Hello James, you're not up.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm lost in here now. Someone take my hand and lead me to safetycome this way my lovely..would you like a sweetie?

Why are you cackling?

Where are you taking me?

What is that tape for?

what would like it to be for?

I seem to remember you offering to gaffer tape me to a table.

Could start with that

haha you remembered,

and you are still interested now youve met me?..result

When Dana asked if we were together you didn't leap over the balcony and leg it. That was a result

thankyou x i was quite taken with the idea, if im honest..the balcony had other possibilities i was considering, leaping over and escaping was not however, in my consideration at all...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are jacks ever low?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Oooh look, a squirrel.

Awww that makes me think of the dog in Up!"
made me think of playing with nut-kins...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

No!! I meant -- I'm really not sexy OR fun!

Stop ruining the man's attempt at an insult/compliment combo, little star! Graciously accept it with a little giggle whilst I play the role of the distraught unsexy one.

Saucer of milk? Table for one?

I'll just have to discipline you both. Help you bond together through shared exposure to my mean streak.

Nah. Can we just go with Hatter instead? "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Jack removed by poster at 20/03/17 20:31:33]"

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

tea has brewed....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Jack removed by poster at 20/03/17 20:31:33]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want tea!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tea has brewed...."

Good glug of milk, no sugar. Thank you.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I want tea!! "
lemon tea, mint tea, chamomile tea, ginger and lemon tea or PG?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"tea has brewed....

Good glug of milk, no sugar. Thank you."
theres a mug full..biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tea has brewed....

Good glug of milk, no sugar. Thank you. theres a mug full..biscuit?"

Ooo tea, yes please. And yes a biscuit would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want tea!! lemon tea, mint tea, chamomile tea, ginger and lemon tea or PG?

PG and a ginger nut if you've got one?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"tea has brewed....

Good glug of milk, no sugar. Thank you. theres a mug full..biscuit?

Ooo tea, yes please. And yes a biscuit would be nice.

"
digestive, with or without chocolate? i got 3 custard creams left..who wants them? x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I want tea!! lemon tea, mint tea, chamomile tea, ginger and lemon tea or PG?

PG and a ginger nut if you've got one? "
gingers..got one?..some of my best friends are gingers...they are nutty to hang out with me

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'd really like a cup of cold tea if possible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last wort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last wort"

Last word*

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hardly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would love cup tea black no sugar please big hugs and kisses.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My hovercraft is full of eels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dafuq

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hiya Suzy

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hey trouble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know how to talk to you

I don't know how to ask you if you're okay

My friends always feel the need to tell me things

Seems like they're just happier than us these days

Yeah, these days I don't know how to talk to you

I don't know how to be there when you need me

It feels like the only time you see me

Is when you turn your head to the side and look at me differently

Yeah, and last night I think I lost my patience

Last night I got high as the expectations

Last night, I came to a realization

And I hope you can take it

I hope you can take it

I'm too good to you

I'm way too good to you

You take my love for granted

I just don't understand it

No, I'm too good to you

I'm way too good to you

You take my love for granted

I just don't understand it.

Geez yer boaby

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If at first you don't succeed, then you'd be about as much use as a budgerigar with no beak

True fact dat

Hiya Suzy & m1cks btw

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"calling all the thread high jackers and derailers

what are you waiting for get derailing and high jacking this thread

So who won? The usual suspects?

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