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"I know the feeling but its usually when I stand up after being on the toilet and both my legs have gone numb completely."
a good laxative will cure that  |
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"When you've been sat on your own foot for ages then go to stand up  "
Did this a few weeks ago with a couple I was with. Got off the bed and face-planted the floor 
Good job I didn't need a wee or if have pissed myself from laughing.
They hadn't even noticed the this, was my hysterics that alerted them to the fact I was on the deck! |
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"When you've been sat on your own foot for ages then go to stand up
Did this a few weeks ago with a couple I was with. Got off the bed and face-planted the floor
Good job I didn't need a wee or if have pissed myself from laughing.
They hadn't even noticed the this, was my hysterics that alerted them to the fact I was on the deck!"
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"When you've been sat on your own foot for ages then go to stand up
Did this a few weeks ago with a couple I was with. Got off the bed and face-planted the floor
Good job I didn't need a wee or if have pissed myself from laughing.
They hadn't even noticed the this, was my hysterics that alerted them to the fact I was on the deck!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know the feeling but its usually when I stand up after being on the toilet and both my legs have gone numb completely."
The crossword must have been a hard one |
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"Or get lockjaw from laughing too much...
I got lockjaw from too much sangria duck bloody Spanish birds
I've about spat my coffee out !!!  "
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