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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi all whats the best way to start a conversationon here ? I normally put something like hi how you doing just wounderd if you would like a chat see how we get on but never get a responce any help please |
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"Hi all whats the best way to start a conversationon here ? I normally put something like hi how you doing just wounderd if you would like a chat see how we get on but never get a responce any help please "
What ever you do......don't call anyone fat or a slag ffs  |
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"Hi all whats the best way to start a conversationon here ? I normally put something like hi how you doing just wounderd if you would like a chat see how we get on but never get a responce any help please
What ever you do......don't call anyone fat or a slag ffs "
Do get a Brad Pitt mask though  |
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"Hi all whats the best way to start a conversationon here ? I normally put something like hi how you doing just wounderd if you would like a chat see how we get on but never get a responce any help please
What ever you do......don't call anyone fat or a slag ffs "
Ahahahaha  that's some good advice right there. It only ends in tears. |
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"Try searching in the forum thread thingy. Plenty of advice around. Or try the Advice and Support board "
What happens if he wants to meet someone like you, and maybe be seduced into something that he didn't think was at all possible in his life.......
Then walk home a broken wreck   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Try searching in the forum thread thingy. Plenty of advice around. Or try the Advice and Support board
What happens if he wants to meet someone like you, and maybe be seduced into something that he didn't think was at all possible in his life.......
Then walk home a broken wreck "
Are you on the sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ask them if they fancy attending a swanky party on your private yacht?
That only really works if you actually have a yacht,otherwise tell them the party is so exclusive that they'll have to be blindfolded.....while you take them to a rubber dinghy at a sewage outlet...then of course you'll need to convince them not to phone the police once you've removed the blindfold!
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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago
somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen |
"Ask them if they fancy attending a swanky party on your private yacht?
That only really works if you actually have a yacht,otherwise tell them the party is so exclusive that they'll have to be blindfolded.....while you take them to a rubber dinghy at a sewage outlet...then of course you'll need to convince them not to phone the police once you've removed the blindfold!
Happy to help "
This! and promise them a bonfire. |
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"Try searching in the forum thread thingy. Plenty of advice around. Or try the Advice and Support board
What happens if he wants to meet someone like you, and maybe be seduced into something that he didn't think was at all possible in his life.......
Then walk home a broken wreck "
Highly unlikely... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Try searching in the forum thread thingy. Plenty of advice around. Or try the Advice and Support board
What happens if he wants to meet someone like you, and maybe be seduced into something that he didn't think was at all possible in his life.......
Then walk home a broken wreck
Highly unlikely... "
I know right... he wouldnt be able to walk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all whats the best way to start a conversationon here ? I normally put something like hi how you doing just wounderd if you would like a chat see how we get on but never get a responce any help please "
Excuse all these rude fmites, firstly you start by saying 'hi'op
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask them if they fancy attending a swanky party on your private yacht?
That only really works if you actually have a yacht,otherwise tell them the party is so exclusive that they'll have to be blindfolded.....while you take them to a rubber dinghy at a sewage outlet...then of course you'll need to convince them not to phone the police once you've removed the blindfold!
Happy to help
This! and promise them a bonfire. "
Haha!
As I've said,I've got 2 kinds of 'wood' here eagerly awaiting your return...
One kind will give you nice warm glow,and you can use it to toast marshmallows....
The other kind is for building a bonfire!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Hi, I'm mailing about the car accident you had 3months ago '
I got this from the phone calls I get. It works, you can't get them off the bloody phone, so it's guaranteed it will work for a Pm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whether you send a beautiful sonnet hand crafted to their profile, 'fancy a fuck', or 'cat dog hippopotamus', it makes absolutely no difference. If they don't get hot and flustered at your profile, your message will be deleted. |
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