Reminds me of the 14 1/2 lb budgie 
‘Oooh! Look, Vera … this bloke here … he’s got his “Oh be joyful” out!’
`Well,’ says Vera, ‘when you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.’
I know, but this one’s eating my crisps and winkin’ at me!!’
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"What if humans had prehensile penises? How freaky would it be for a dick to find its own way out of your boxers and start rummaging around.
A tapir has one of those...... dolphins too. "
Could make swimming with Dolphins interesting? |
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"There's a species of octopus with a detachable one that goes blithely swimming off to impregnate a lady octopus."
Theres a type of bee that does a suicide dive and breaks its penis off in the female literally cock blocking any other males |
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"What if humans had prehensile penises? How freaky would it be for a dick to find its own way out of your boxers and start rummaging around."
You mean that isn't normal  |
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"There's a species of octopus with a detachable one that goes blithely swimming off to impregnate a lady octopus."
Gross - imagine a human equivalent of that. It definitely wouldn't be safe on the underground in the rush hour. |
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