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Inspired by Squeezecake and her novel wallpapering efforts we now have the sperm javelin as an event with the squirt equivalent for women.
What other events would appear in the Swinglympics?
The 100m frantic trouser removal - more chance of falling than the hurdles
The Jerk and Clean - fairly self explanatory.
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"Muff diving "
When I was at uni a group of us had tee-shirts made up proclaiming that we were, in fact, the British Olympic Formation Muff Diving Team.......so that event is already recognised by the IOC. (Or not, as the case may be?) |
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"Inspired by Squeezecake and her novel wallpapering efforts we now have the sperm javelin as an event with the squirt equivalent for women.
What other events would appear in the Swinglympics?
The 100m frantic trouser removal - more chance of falling than the hurdles
The Jerk and Clean - fairly self explanatory.
Over to you sexual athletes "
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Sybian races. Wouldn't need a velodrome. Just a big plastic sheet for the floor
