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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With a ramdom stranger I've never me ..... err no thanks, bloody tight sod. Got told to pay for it like normal perverts. Although having just woke up and Not had a cuppa yet I think I could pass doing it with my deep breathing ( cold) and husky morning voice. It's in shock over the audacity of it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"With a ramdom stranger I've never me ..... err no thanks, bloody tight sod. Got told to pay for it like normal perverts. Although having just woke up and Not had a cuppa yet I think I could pass doing it with my deep breathing ( cold) and husky morning voice. It's in shock over the audacity of it. "
Or met even! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Before your 1st cuppa of the day?
How dare they!  "
Exactly! Everyone who's anyone knows us humans ( perverts included) need tea/ coffee in the morning before we can function. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some people just fail to understand the rules.
Enjoy your tea....I'll phone again when you've finished "
What tea! I'm still in bed and can't move as I've not had a cuppa so on I function a lot slower. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I offer a mobile tea delivery service...breakfast, Earl Grey, Darjeeling?
Toast too?"
I'll pass on the earl grey ( English breakfast for me) but yes to the toast.butter and marmite please. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"With a ramdom stranger I've never me ..... err no thanks, bloody tight sod. Got told to pay for it like normal perverts. Although having just woke up and Not had a cuppa yet I think I could pass doing it with my deep breathing ( cold) and husky morning voice. It's in shock over the audacity of it. "
thought you was offering a paid service there for a minute tink 
you no sitting there painting your toe nails with a disinterested look on your face as you oh yes baby give to me as you watch your bank balance rising by the minute  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"With a ramdom stranger I've never me ..... err no thanks, bloody tight sod. Got told to pay for it like normal perverts. Although having just woke up and Not had a cuppa yet I think I could pass doing it with my deep breathing ( cold) and husky morning voice. It's in shock over the audacity of it.
thought you was offering a paid service there for a minute tink
you no sitting there painting your toe nails with a disinterested look on your face as you oh yes baby give to me as you watch your bank balance rising by the minute "
If I had to breathe heavy down the phone and fake it I wouldn't be painting my damn toe nails I'd earn enough to pay someone to do it.... that or find myself a nice submissive slave with a foot fetish to do it for me! |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"With a ramdom stranger I've never me ..... err no thanks, bloody tight sod. Got told to pay for it like normal perverts. Although having just woke up and Not had a cuppa yet I think I could pass doing it with my deep breathing ( cold) and husky morning voice. It's in shock over the audacity of it.
thought you was offering a paid service there for a minute tink
you no sitting there painting your toe nails with a disinterested look on your face as you oh yes baby give to me as you watch your bank balance rising by the minute
If I had to breathe heavy down the phone and fake it I wouldn't be painting my damn toe nails I'd earn enough to pay someone to do it.... that or find myself a nice submissive slave with a foot fetish to do it for me!"
is that a hint of stir crazy i detect there someone in need of a resent is the vibe I'm getting
who ever is going to do that resenting is one lucky son of a gun if my instincts on the matter are correct   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would be very happy for you to ring my 24/7 helpine for filth, flirtations, fun, and the odd spot of NHS advice thrown in, Tinks... Emergency stocks of Redbush tea available on request. |
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"I would be very happy for you to ring my 24/7 helpine for filth, flirtations, fun, and the odd spot of NHS advice thrown in, Tinks... Emergency stocks of Redbush tea available on request. "
I'm wasn't the one Intending to make any calls Hun . |
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