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over a year ago
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case."
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you "
i have never seen that meme on facebook.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you "
Look, nothing comes between me and bacon ok bitch   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you
i have never seen that meme on facebook. "
you've just confused hell outta me...eh?  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you
i have never seen that meme on facebook.
you've just confused hell outta me...eh? "
this topic seems to be facebook memes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you
Look, nothing comes between me and bacon ok bitch "
i believe it was the offer of bacon that sparked it off, girl really didn't want a slice 'o' pig that day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you
i have never seen that meme on facebook.
you've just confused hell outta me...eh?
this topic seems to be facebook memes. "
ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you "
How were her bacon sandwiches? |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you
i have never seen that meme on facebook.
you've just confused hell outta me...eh?
this topic seems to be facebook memes.
ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh!"
no worries, was gonna make a comment about what you said but couldn't think what to say to that really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you
How were her bacon sandwiches?"
she liked them smeared down the wall in rage, presented somewhere near the skirting board amongst a few shards of crockery  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you
i have never seen that meme on facebook.
you've just confused hell outta me...eh?
this topic seems to be facebook memes.
ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh!
no worries, was gonna make a comment about what you said but couldn't think what to say to that really."
i'm just not very 'down' with the facebook thing and memes and stuff...i've only just recently found out that those little things people put up are called memes! i keep looking for the fab emoji's on facebook and i'm disappointed to never find them. i'm becoming institutionalised here i think |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you
i have never seen that meme on facebook.
you've just confused hell outta me...eh?
this topic seems to be facebook memes.
ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh!
no worries, was gonna make a comment about what you said but couldn't think what to say to that really.
i'm just not very 'down' with the facebook thing and memes and stuff...i've only just recently found out that those little things people put up are called memes! i keep looking for the fab emoji's on facebook and i'm disappointed to never find them. i'm becoming institutionalised here i think "
i only use it to message my sisters and son now, but scroll through stuff while doing that. you seem a little behind on the internet, not always a bad thing either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dae yeh mark it in yer diary tae get oan my tits? "
No, that would mean effort and let's face it, you're not worth the lead from my pencil. (don't actually have a pencil being a girl)
I'm not trying, wait till I do.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dae yeh mark it in yer diary tae get oan my tits?
No, that would mean effort and let's face it, you're not worth the lead from my pencil. (don't actually have a pencil being a girl)
I'm not trying, wait till I do.
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Now yer speaking ma lingo fs,  . if a wis Long John Silver you'd be the first tae walk the plans ya wank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plank* "
Jings crivens help ma boab! A pirate! I'll say no to a bit of fingering then. That hook would do some damage.
Mind you....a boatload of sex starved men, mmmm, there's a thought. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Plank*
Jings crivens help ma boab! A pirate! I'll say no to a bit of fingering then. That hook would do some damage.
Mind you....a boatload of sex starved men, mmmm, there's a thought. "
This just in........ Naw |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Plank*
Jings crivens help ma boab! A pirate! I'll say no to a bit of fingering then. That hook would do some damage.
Mind you....a boatload of sex starved men, mmmm, there's a thought.
This just in........ Naw"
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you
How were her bacon sandwiches?"
Better than her beef flaps !! boom boom |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you
i have never seen that meme on facebook.
you've just confused hell outta me...eh?
this topic seems to be facebook memes.
ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh!
no worries, was gonna make a comment about what you said but couldn't think what to say to that really.
i'm just not very 'down' with the facebook thing and memes and stuff...i've only just recently found out that those little things people put up are called memes! i keep looking for the fab emoji's on facebook and i'm disappointed to never find them. i'm becoming institutionalised here i think "
I keep wanting Fab emoji's on my work email. 
Great thread OP! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"if he calls you a crazy bitch, take that as a compliment, coz crazy bitches are better in bed.
but stab him just in case.
i used to see a crazy bitch...couple of years after i stopped seeing her she turned up in take a break magazine or some such publication featuring her story 'i stabbed my dad over a bacon sandwich!' wtf...she wasn't that great i bed as much as i hate to break it to you
i have never seen that meme on facebook.
you've just confused hell outta me...eh?
this topic seems to be facebook memes.
ah! bingo...sorry...took a second for the penny to drop. doh!
no worries, was gonna make a comment about what you said but couldn't think what to say to that really.
i'm just not very 'down' with the facebook thing and memes and stuff...i've only just recently found out that those little things people put up are called memes! i keep looking for the fab emoji's on facebook and i'm disappointed to never find them. i'm becoming institutionalised here i think
I keep wanting Fab emoji's on my work email.
Great thread OP! "
Danke schön  |
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now that's a peach of a comeback fs touche 
