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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You having yourself a nice conversation there  "
Mornin shorty.
Am too hanging to interact wi the masses at the mo, I'll just chill here basking in my own thoughts until I am. This is my safe place my own wee island.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Think I drank more than the Irish lastnyte, as I look around I see St Paddy's day hat on the flare, presently trying to piece together wtf even happend. Alcohol is a hell of drug  |
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"You having yourself a nice conversation there
Mornin shorty.
Am too hanging to interact wi the masses at the mo, I'll just chill here basking in my own thoughts until I am. This is my safe place my own wee island.
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It's the weekend everyone is still asleep/shopping/having sex etc  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What the fuck do you be on about "
Hey bubz
Och nothin much, just chugged one oot tae fake taxi now am layin lookin oot the windae an contemplating the meaning of Saturdays, hows you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You having yourself a nice conversation there
Mornin shorty.
Am too hanging to interact wi the masses at the mo, I'll just chill here basking in my own thoughts until I am. This is my safe place my own wee island.
It's the weekend everyone is still asleep/shopping/having sex etc "
What you making me for brunch?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What the fuck do you be on about
Hey bubz
Och nothin much, just chugged one oot tae fake taxi now am layin lookin oot the windae an contemplating the meaning of Saturdays, hows you? "
I'm great.at my work til 8 |
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"You having yourself a nice conversation there
Mornin shorty.
Am too hanging to interact wi the masses at the mo, I'll just chill here basking in my own thoughts until I am. This is my safe place my own wee island.
It's the weekend everyone is still asleep/shopping/having sex etc
What you making me for brunch? "
Aw missed that it's too late now brunch is over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Unfortunately I've heard that song way too many times..."
You can never hear it too many times fs....... Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Unfortunately I've heard that song way too many times...
You can never hear it too many times fs....... Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.......... "
You can if you think it's a shit song |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs. 
Rich tea biscuit?"
Naw, shove it up yer erse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Unfortunately I've heard that song way too many times...
You can never hear it too many times fs....... Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur..........
You can if you think it's a shit song "
low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low..... |
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse "
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger! "
Ooooooffft kinky  ( ) |
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky () "
Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky ()
Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards "
Dirty bitch |
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky ()
Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards
Dirty bitch "
Wanna share it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still in ma scratcher watching 'the accountant' I ordered pizza no thanks to you, man would have starved waiting for you fs.
Rich tea biscuit?
Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky ()
Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards
Dirty bitch
Wanna share it? "
Naw |
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Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky ()
Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards
Dirty bitch
Wanna share it?
Naw "
Don't like chocolate biscuit's then?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Naw, shove it up yer erse
I'll shove it up your's you ungrateful bugger!
Ooooooffft kinky ()
Nar kinky would be eating it afterwards
Dirty bitch
Wanna share it?
Naw
Don't like chocolate biscuit's then?! "
Chocolate aye, poo poo naw
That better no be yer kink shawty ffs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Starting to feel human again fs question is dae a get back on it or gee it by 
Do you want to feel crap again tomorrow?!"
I haven't felt no crap ever in my life fs and have no interest in startin, you and yer kinks woman |
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"Starting to feel human again fs question is dae a get back on it or gee it by
Do you want to feel crap again tomorrow?!
I haven't felt no crap ever in my life fs and have no interest in startin, you and yer kinks woman "
Ok let's move on as you're clearly not into poo play,although you don't know what you're missing . Right if you don't want to feel less human again tomorrow don't get back on it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Starting to feel human again fs question is dae a get back on it or gee it by
Do you want to feel crap again tomorrow?!
I haven't felt no crap ever in my life fs and have no interest in startin, you and yer kinks woman
Ok let's move on as you're clearly not into poo play,although you don't know what you're missing . Right if you don't want to feel less human again tomorrow don't get back on it! "
That's pure boring tho a need some bad influence and corruption in my life fs.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Those were the days when I do the low low low dance 
I still can - but the music needs to be cranked up a bit so you can't hear my bones creak - and I may need a bit of help getting back up! "
I'll help you back up if you dae the same for me  |
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"Starting to feel human again fs question is dae a get back on it or gee it by
Do you want to feel crap again tomorrow?!
I haven't felt no crap ever in my life fs and have no interest in startin, you and yer kinks woman
Ok let's move on as you're clearly not into poo play,although you don't know what you're missing . Right if you don't want to feel less human again tomorrow don't get back on it!
That's pure boring tho a need some bad influence and corruption in my life fs.
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Well I did offer you a chocolate biscuit,how much more of a bad influence do you want?! |
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" A said bad influence and curropution, no choas and destruction fs.
A dinny think a cud handle you two fs.
Two pumps and squirt   "
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself! |
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over a year ago
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" A said bad influence and curropution, no choas and destruction fs.
A dinny think a cud handle you two fs.
Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!"
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'. |
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" A said bad influence and curropution, no choas and destruction fs.
A dinny think a cud handle you two fs.
Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'."
That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit |
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" A said bad influence and curropution, no choas and destruction fs.
A dinny think a cud handle you two fs.
Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'.
That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit "
i have sold them on fetlife for £20. |
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Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'.
That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit
i have sold them on fetlife for £20. "
Are you pulling my leg?!  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'.
That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit
i have sold them on fetlife for £20.
Are you pulling my leg?! "
seeing as they're imaginary biscuits i'd say yes.
but if i had poop biscuits to sell that's where i'd go first. |
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Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'.
That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit
i have sold them on fetlife for £20.
Are you pulling my leg?!
seeing as they're imaginary biscuits i'd say yes.
but if i had poop biscuits to sell that's where i'd go first. "
Phew I can never be sure nowadays,some people like some weird sh*t! |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"sorry...
Shit happens
lol.
think i killed the thread though with my dark humour. 
Who gives a shit "
haha. 
topic definitely deaded.
needs a poem methinks.
i didn't think it'd end this way
when biscuits were mentioned and i have to say
i firstly thought of air biscuits and it made me laugh
but i went one further and pooped on them then sold them on fetlaf
RIP |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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Two pumps and squirt
Hush and eat your biscuit's man you have too much to say for yourself!
the biscuits have been involved in an 'incident'.
That's ok he can just lick the 'accident' off and eat the biscuit
i have sold them on fetlife for £20.
Are you pulling my leg?!
seeing as they're imaginary biscuits i'd say yes.
but if i had poop biscuits to sell that's where i'd go first.
Phew I can never be sure nowadays,some people like some weird sh*t! "
i had someone ask me to bottle my pee and sell it to him but i didn't want to do that so didn't.
never been asked for poop really, but yeah someone would probably buy it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From apple bottoms to shitting very fitting indeed.
You could jar it and label it 'shitz by apple bottoms'
That has a nice ring to it actually "
Lol, I'll send you two shits a day in return for 40% of your business |
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"Those were the days when I do the low low low dance
I still can - but the music needs to be cranked up a bit so you can't hear my bones creak - and I may need a bit of help getting back up!
I'll help you back up if you dae the same for me "
Aye g'wan then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Those were the days when I do the low low low dance
I still can - but the music needs to be cranked up a bit so you can't hear my bones creak - and I may need a bit of help getting back up!
I'll help you back up if you dae the same for me
Aye g'wan then! "
Ooooooffft |
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"Those were the days when I do the low low low dance
I still can - but the music needs to be cranked up a bit so you can't hear my bones creak - and I may need a bit of help getting back up!
I'll help you back up if you dae the same for me
Aye g'wan then!
Ooooooffft "
Cheeky gobshite! |
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