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Best way to hide lovebites?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Punch him or her and say 'bad casual sexual partner, my colleagues will rip the piss out of me at work tomorrow'
They then either won't do it again or won't meet you again. Problem solved.
But it has given me an idea! |
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Nivea is a moisturiser, won't do anything for love bites. You need witch hazel which will draw the bruising out and they go quicker Until then, high neck shirts and jumpers  . A friend used to swear by haemorrhoid cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe in future tell meets you aren't 15. Wtf gives love bites?! Vile things that teenagers use as badges of honour. No real place in the adult world, apart from maybe Jeremy Kyle types. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tee hee, are you a teenager? 
22 but still a baby!
Shag a gilf who wears dentures. The bjs are much better as well  "
That made me literally laugh out loud and start choking  A real gag! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just say to her next time "look love, if you want something to suck, suck my meaty javelin of joy" and gently shove her head under the duvet. Problem solved
Could try concealer too. Or get some paint and dab it on and pretend you've been painting. |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Just say to her next time "look love, if you want something to suck, suck my meaty javelin of joy" and gently shove her head under the duvet. Problem solved
Could try concealer too. Or get some paint and dab it on and pretend you've been painting."
This made me chuckle ! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Thought tootpaste was the old cure? Or was that to hide them?"
Beat me to it...this thread took me right back to when I was 15 and my girlfriend at the time had literally plastered my neck in lovebites and suggested toothpaste to get rid of them so my Mum didn't see. Took almost a whole tube of the stuff for me to realise it didn't work!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never had a love bite. Closest I came was a He Man toy that could stick to walls. I thought it would be funny to stick it to my forehead
Had to tell people in school I'd been hit by a tennis ball  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My long term partner bites me (actual bites) and they bruise for a while, once the teeth marks have gone. I have a "sex" jumper I wear, with a roll neck that hides ones on my neck.
I'm fucked in the summer though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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touche eclat...or just do what my boss in woolies cafe did to me the one and only time I ever had one when I was 18...massive blue plaster...no one will ever know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put your St Mirren scarf on  - sorted!
That might be more embarrassing "
Yes, i thought it might help stop him getting another shag, therefore no more bites. #happytohelp  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just say to her next time "look love, if you want something to suck, suck my meaty javelin of joy" and gently shove her head under the duvet. Problem solved
Could try concealer too. Or get some paint and dab it on and pretend you've been painting.
This made me chuckle ! "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hid it well at work today. My dentist might see it though!
The old polo neck jumper?
Had my collar up lol "
Like Harry Hill or Elvis? Still think St Mirren scarf would be easier, unless its in the bin |
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Well you let her do it, so I guess you wanted them to be displayed like a badge of honour in which case why worry.
Maybe next time you won't allow it above the collar if at all. It is a bit childish.
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