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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm nominating copious cock shots on a profile.

1 is all you need. The rest are going in the room 101 shredder.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Legs tied up with ropes

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By *aroleBaskinWoman  over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

Lol

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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myself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sky remotes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tennis rackets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cum dribbling off cocks

Hanging foreskin

Vegetables

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who wink,message and friend request in the space of 5 seconds,even tho they don't fit your preferences.

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

The phrase "looking for someone who can handle me"...

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By *esiderataWoman  over a year ago

St Helier

bushy jungle cock shots...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slotted eye shots

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Legs tied up with ropes "

That's just cruel as there's no way to escape.

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By *hoenixflameWoman  over a year ago

Kettering


"Sky remotes"

+ Lynx deodorant :/

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sydney Uni warnings

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

You are outside the age range of the user

You are the wrong sex for the user

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cocks that look like they've been wrung to within an inch of asphyxiation,

Extreme tied up tits that have gone purple, ouch

Silly dog face instagram filter pictures

Silly pouting, tongue out shots from grown men

There always has to be something controversial, so I'm gonna say beards.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are outside the age range of the user

You are the wrong sex for the user "

So just filters that work against you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Toilets/messy backgrounds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Close up boob shots....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Put the word.......in a film title,fecking sick of seeing the same thing over and over

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"You are outside the age range of the user

You are the wrong sex for the user

So just filters that work against you"

it's my age and sex that work against me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pouting pics, just no, what happened to the good old smile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are outside the age range of the user

You are the wrong sex for the user

So just filters that work against you it's my age and sex that work against me lol "

In the same club

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My first boy friend

Man if I ever catch up with him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"pouting pics, just no, what happened to the good old smile "

Wonky teeth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Photoshop

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts

Admins idea of geography of the uk

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Put the word.......in a film title,fecking sick of seeing the same thing over and over "

You can avoid threads you don't like. It's easy enough. I just think it's easy for anyone to add to and it doesn't usually end in anyone getting offended. Hence I do them like once a week if that.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Big unnatural close up boob shots.

Close up cock shots

Limp cock shots (yuk)

Close up vagina shots

Yuk yuk yuk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some grubby jogging bottoms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/03/17 22:25:52]

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Some grubby jogging bottoms "

I'd thought you'd have put Judas Iscariot in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put the word.......in a film title,fecking sick of seeing the same thing over and over

You can avoid threads you don't like. It's easy enough. I just think it's easy for anyone to add to and it doesn't usually end in anyone getting offended. Hence I do them like once a week if that."

I do now....I did contribute to them at first but bloody hell they are repetitive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Assumptions. You know, when you get told by someone else -- you must be this or that, because I've decided. Why not ask?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Put the word.......in a film title,fecking sick of seeing the same thing over and over

You can avoid threads you don't like. It's easy enough. I just think it's easy for anyone to add to and it doesn't usually end in anyone getting offended. Hence I do them like once a week if that.

I do now....I did contribute to them at first but bloody hell they are repetitive "

Room spunk zero Spunk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The word 'vanilla' doew my head in

One boob pics (its not sexy ladies)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put the word.......in a film title,fecking sick of seeing the same thing over and over

You can avoid threads you don't like. It's easy enough. I just think it's easy for anyone to add to and it doesn't usually end in anyone getting offended. Hence I do them like once a week if that.

I do now....I did contribute to them at first but bloody hell they are repetitive

Room spunk zero Spunk "

Tosser

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Photos just of shoes

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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everyone in my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A previous lover

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kiss, fuck, drink, block, mutilate, annihilate the above type threads....yawn!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Snobs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm nominating copious cock shots on a profile.

1 is all you need. The rest are going in the room 101 shredder."

Have I not already gone through enough pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sexy people who are too far away!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bullshitters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put the word.......in a film title,fecking sick of seeing the same thing over and over "
.........people that moan about fck all xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

men who say they are dom but are really just bossy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All men with erectile dysfunction that don't n wont say till its to late and painfully obvious to all ........

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By *aroleBaskinWoman  over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

Whingey status updates.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"men who say they are dom but are really just bossy "

What if their name is Dominic, but he prefers to be called Dom. I think you need to be careful who might get offended on here

(I'm not a Dominic btw, but feel sorry for those who might feel a bit victimised on here)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im not allowed to say names.. but that bloke who wanks to babestation all the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All men with erectile dysfunction that don't n wont say till its to late and painfully obvious to all ........"

But sometimes it's hard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"men who say they are dom but are really just bossy "

Hmmmm any in particular?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im not allowed to say names.. but that bloke who wanks to babestation all the time"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All men with erectile dysfunction that don't n wont say till its to late and painfully obvious to all ........"

Your status

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"East Midlands" search option

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"men who say they are dom but are really just bossy

What if their name is Dominic, but he prefers to be called Dom. I think you need to be careful who might get offended on here

(I'm not a Dominic btw, but feel sorry for those who might feel a bit victimised on here)"

so he might be called Dominic, but not bossy? sorry not having that...

I think people just enjoy being offended, you included

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Women who constantly moan about the messages they receive but don't put any effort into sending a first message themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Old people.... *runs away before they can catch up*

People who feel the need to put others down for their body size.. assuming someone is that size (small or large) for one reason is just wrong

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

The slurry of trolls that have taken to living under the Fab bridge of late

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

people who enjoy being offended

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Old people.... *runs away before they can catch up*

People who feel the need to put others down for their body size.. assuming someone is that size (small or large) for one reason is just wrong "

how old is old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm going to say 'sly' posting

Like when someone posts something and the next person says a sly comment but an indirect one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Old people.... *runs away before they can catch up*

People who feel the need to put others down for their body size.. assuming someone is that size (small or large) for one reason is just wrong

how old is old "

How old are you before i answer that

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"The word 'vanilla' doew my head in

One boob pics (its not sexy ladies)"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"men who say they are dom but are really just bossy

What if their name is Dominic, but he prefers to be called Dom. I think you need to be careful who might get offended on here

(I'm not a Dominic btw, but feel sorry for those who might feel a bit victimised on here)

so he might be called Dominic, but not bossy? sorry not having that...

I think people just enjoy being offended, you included "

Where's admin when you need them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whistling.

If I ruled the world, anything, anything that you do to someone that whistles would be legal.

There might even be a reward.

Fuck, I hate it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stuck up folks on here!!!!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Im not allowed to say names.. but that bloke who wanks to babestation all the time"

Will you behave I'm crying laughing from your previous comment lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

all those who say can lick for hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all those who say can lick for hours "

agreed...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stuck up folks on here!!!!!"

Budgy smugglers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just get rid of all the married guys with cock pics then everyone would have there perfect site!!!!!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

The word mmmmmm on profiles*cringes*

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

"

Days?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

men looking for 'hot' women, or 'hot' sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?"

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

"

And breathe through their ears!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm going to say 'sly' posting

Like when someone posts something and the next person says a sly comment but an indirect one"

Agreed but I call it cowardly posting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking.. "

I love it when I'm the exception to the rule

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

I love it when I'm the exception to the rule"

I just get caught breaking rules

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Horny people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

I love it when I'm the exception to the rule"

we only have your word for it though, so it doesn't count

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking.. "

or have a tiny willie, that's what i found anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

people who have verifications that say 'I would tell you how good he/she is but I want to keep him/her all to myself'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

or have a tiny willie, that's what i found anyway. "

overcompensating?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

I love it when I'm the exception to the rule

we only have your word for it though, so it doesn't count"

If you don't believe veri's then only you can do something about that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I put a forumite in!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I put a forumite in!? "
yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The "this site is shit, gonna delete my profile" status update

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I put a forumite in!? "

Just the one??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I put a forumite in!? "

just one?

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

or have a tiny willie, that's what i found anyway.

overcompensating?"

dunno, the best oral givers have small dicks for some reason though. i can't fuck them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Totally agree,vegetables are the devil's shite

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

OLB LPG

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"pouting pics, just no, what happened to the good old smile "
Coukdnt agree more. Also crap first messages asking for a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything "gaping"

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple  over a year ago

Surrey

Okay... mine is anyone who put Xmas lights up outside... and then leaves them up ALL YEAR!!!! but they just switch them off.... it really really gets to me! Arrgghhhhh xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

people who play games and mess you around when you try to put a effort in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Okay... mine is anyone who put Xmas lights up outside... and then leaves them up ALL YEAR!!!! but they just switch them off.... it really really gets to me! Arrgghhhhh xxx "

Haha! I can see some from my kitchen window, they still put them on every few days but Theyre inside so I don't see what they don't just take them down!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

or have a tiny willie, that's what i found anyway.

overcompensating?

dunno, the best oral givers have small dicks for some reason though. i can't fuck them."

Similar with Women, the ones who give the best head usually have a chuff like a witches sleeve.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vaginas with cum dribbling out of them ...close up pics so you can't see the actual body shape of the person .. total naked people with rolls of fat on show ..

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

or have a tiny willie, that's what i found anyway.

overcompensating?

dunno, the best oral givers have small dicks for some reason though. i can't fuck them.

Similar with Women, the ones who give the best head usually have a chuff like a witches sleeve."

that's not why i brag about having a big fanny though.

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple  over a year ago

Surrey


"Okay... mine is anyone who put Xmas lights up outside... and then leaves them up ALL YEAR!!!! but they just switch them off.... it really really gets to me! Arrgghhhhh xxx

Haha! I can see some from my kitchen window, they still put them on every few days but Theyre inside so I don't see what they don't just take them down! "

Oh this would drive me insane! I feel your pain ! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Okay... mine is anyone who put Xmas lights up outside... and then leaves them up ALL YEAR!!!! but they just switch them off.... it really really gets to me! Arrgghhhhh xxx "

There's a house near me who still lights them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

or have a tiny willie, that's what i found anyway.

overcompensating?

dunno, the best oral givers have small dicks for some reason though. i can't fuck them.

Similar with Women, the ones who give the best head usually have a chuff like a witches sleeve.

that's not why i brag about having a big fanny though. "

Or me a tiny cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone who states no face pics on profile automatic delete but only have silhouettes themselves and people who over use acronyms, show most are made up.

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Old people.... *runs away before they can catch up*

People who feel the need to put others down for their body size.. assuming someone is that size (small or large) for one reason is just wrong "

Haha I know exactly who you mean on both counts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grapefruits lol

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Anyone that wants to call me cute can frig off to room 101

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

or have a tiny willie, that's what i found anyway.

overcompensating?

dunno, the best oral givers have small dicks for some reason though. i can't fuck them.

Similar with Women, the ones who give the best head usually have a chuff like a witches sleeve.

that's not why i brag about having a big fanny though.

Or me a tiny cock "

lol.

i'm getting all nostalgic for some cuckolding now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The phrase ' I won't bite, unless you ask me to'. So cliched : (

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By *arksidesubCouple  over a year ago

not far from you..

The profiles who say (professional)

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By *arksidesubCouple  over a year ago

not far from you..


"Anyone that wants to call me cute can frig off to room 101 "

Yes I get this so frigging often it's cringe worthy!..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone that wants to call me cute can frig off to room 101

Yes I get this so frigging often it's cringe worthy!..

"

What do you prefer to be called?

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

People that Fawn over people telling them they're "gorgeous" just from a close up picture of an arse or set of boobs

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"People that Fawn over people telling them they're "gorgeous" just from a close up picture of an arse or set of boobs "

this is why most women don't believe compliments i reckon. they can see how fake some guys are.

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By *arksidesubCouple  over a year ago

not far from you..


"Anyone that wants to call me cute can frig off to room 101

Yes I get this so frigging often it's cringe worthy!..

What do you prefer to be called?"

Rather than cute?...I would prefer

Womanly or lady cute is a pet animal lol x

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"People that Fawn over people telling them they're "gorgeous" just from a close up picture of an arse or set of boobs

this is why most women don't believe compliments i reckon. they can see how fake some guys are."

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Anyone that wants to call me cute can frig off to room 101

Yes I get this so frigging often it's cringe worthy!..

What do you prefer to be called?

Rather than cute?...I would prefer

Womanly or lady cute is a pet animal lol x"

Exactly why I dislike it cites for kittens, puppies and babies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Negative nellies and their negative profiles

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"Anyone that wants to call me cute can frig off to room 101

Yes I get this so frigging often it's cringe worthy!..

What do you prefer to be called?"

i love being called hot, stunning, and wow. even if they say that to everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

or have a tiny willie, that's what i found anyway.

overcompensating?

dunno, the best oral givers have small dicks for some reason though. i can't fuck them.

Similar with Women, the ones who give the best head usually have a chuff like a witches sleeve."

Is that info from a proper survey then?

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

or have a tiny willie, that's what i found anyway.

overcompensating?

dunno, the best oral givers have small dicks for some reason though. i can't fuck them.

Similar with Women, the ones who give the best head usually have a chuff like a witches sleeve.

Is that info from a proper survey then? "

my reply was from my own personal survey.

i work for sidney university also.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The politics forums and those who inhabit it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all those who say can lick for hours

agreed...

Days?

in my mind men who say such things are usually crap at fucking..

or have a tiny willie, that's what i found anyway.

overcompensating?

dunno, the best oral givers have small dicks for some reason though. i can't fuck them.

Similar with Women, the ones who give the best head usually have a chuff like a witches sleeve.

Is that info from a proper survey then? "

Oh yes, the same survey that found the guys who can lick for hours have small cocks and are crap at fucking. It's been peer reviewed and published in National Geographic don't you know.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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my survey did not conclude they are crap at fucking. just that i could not fuck them, they were too small for that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my survey did not conclude they are crap at fucking. just that i could not fuck them, they were too small for that."

Big Fannie's and tiny Cocks aren't really a winning combo for anyone.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"my survey did not conclude they are crap at fucking. just that i could not fuck them, they were too small for that.

Big Fannie's and tiny Cocks aren't really a winning combo for anyone."

nope. one guy nearly crushed me to death trying to though.

and on that slightly depressing note i'm off.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Ridiculous status updates hinting at things. Just message for goodness sake.

Anyone that says 'shame you're so far away'.

As though that's the only reason you can't get together.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brexit

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Cut out and keep random body close up pics, giving you zero ability to determine if you could possibly find someone attractive.

Knob end close up pics too

People who are leaving under threat or disdain

Long bursts in a thread with extra long posts copied multiple times, where it's largely a personal chat - requires tons of scrolling to get to the resumed topic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grannies!

(Getting my coat...Didn't want to stay anyway. )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scatty houses....we've all here the ladies moan about men in dirty bathrooms....the same ones who moan often have a livingroom or bedroom like a pigsty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The word classy. You can't just call yourself it, it's like declaring you're well-read or well-educated.

I cringe at that sort of self promotion when i have to do it in interviews.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me goodbye all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nobody's mentioned text-speak yet. Crrrriiinnnge. Makes people sound so unintelligent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whining about how certain folks are ruining the site for everyone......

Folks that complain about how others use the site n just whingers in general

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody's mentioned text-speak yet. Crrrriiinnnge. Makes people sound so unintelligent. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Manchester. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Manchester.

"

its a fine place

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Opening messages that say "hi hun hows u".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Text speak and poor spelling and grammar.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"men who say they are dom but are really just bossy "
I like that one kinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I generally find: guys who state they want to 'push boundaries' is rough Fab-speak for such inner reality as 'I want to spank you, do anal and maybe cum on your face'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Manchester.

its a fine place "

To visit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Victor meldrew

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Posts in forums that quote massive amounts of previous quoted text. No need to quote it all.

Face pic with first message.

Even if the person has an amazing face that's not the be all and end all. They could be a horrible person with terrible chat who's awful in bed.

Ranty profiles that seems to suggest that the fabster hates all men.

"Curvy" in the body type bit of profiles.

I like curves but it's too vague a term and tbh most women have some sort of curves on their body so does that mean every woman could use this?..

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS  over a year ago

oxford

Sydney university bullshit

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By *verysmileMan  over a year ago

Canterbury

If it is not mentioned before...people describing themselves as "Professional". Does this mean they are prostitutes or that they work for CI5?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Manchester.

its a fine place

To visit "

Your weird.

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Victor meldrew "

you cheeky little minx off to the naughty step with you go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Manchester. "

Nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can think of a couple of people I'd like to stick in there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some pics I see I wish I hadn't been so nosey .

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

People who are discreet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Messages saying " are you bi?" Or " into guys?" How about read my profile and literally pick out a random word, chances are it gives you your answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Victor meldrew

you cheeky little minx off to the naughty step with you go "

yes John have I been a naughty girl.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Couple of refugees £75 pw including all bills.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Time wasters

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

The spelling and grammar nazi's, that more often than not, can't manage to get spelling and grammar correct themselves

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife


"Whistling.

If I ruled the world, anything, anything that you do to someone that whistles would be legal.

There might even be a reward.

Fuck, I hate it!"

Haha me too

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Lollys

Because I can't stop sucking on them

(Shameless look at me plug)

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife


"I'm nominating copious cock shots on a profile.

1 is all you need. The rest are going in the room 101 shredder."

status updates that include "you know who you are"

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Lollys

Because I can't stop sucking on them

(Shameless look at me plug)

"

Sorry that should have been 'lollies' for the grammar Nazi's

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Lollys

Because I can't stop sucking on them

(Shameless look at me plug)

Sorry that should have been 'lollies' for the grammar Nazi's "

No I think lollys is correct

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Those threads, you know the ones

This is my opinion and if you do not agree with me I am going to rip you to shreds

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Those threads, you know the ones

This is my opinion and if you do not agree with me I am going to rip you to shreds

"

Don't see many of them do ya?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Those threads, you know the ones

This is my opinion and if you do not agree with me I am going to rip you to shreds

Don't see many of them do ya? "

But when you do, they are golden.

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By *hatguyJoeMan  over a year ago

Preston

People asking if the underwear is mine or stolen from someone!

I don't invade people's privacy and I am scared by people are turned on by the idea.

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By *ola.Woman  over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

People who get round forum bans by rejoining and trying to be nice but their inner bitch and attention seeking ways just resurface. Actually scrap that because it's comedy gold reading.

The messages from wannabe Doctors who ask "how are you feeling today."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who get round forum bans by rejoining and trying to be nice but their inner bitch and attention seeking ways just resurface. Actually scrap that because it's comedy gold reading.

The messages from wannabe Doctors who ask "how are you feeling today.""

Yes, but how are you feeling?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Im not allowed to say names.. but that bloke who wanks to babestation all the time"

Lol ....

Agreed ......

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Room 101's into the room and thread to big

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