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GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!!! Hey, this is not a test, this is rock 'n' roll. Time to rock it from the Delta to the DMZ. Is that me or does it sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva Da Nang! Da Nang me, Da Nang me, why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it too early for being so loud? Hey, too late. It's oh-six-hundred, what's the "oh" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early!
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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
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I love you, Pumpkin
I love you Hunny Bunny
Alright, everybody be cool, this is a robbery
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya! |
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"I think you are underestimating the sneakiness. Let me touch your feet.
John Tuturro in Mr Deeds! Love it."
Soooo funny that film one of my faves! Love Adam Sandler! |
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"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."
Defo one of my favs 
But for me its, will everyone stop getting shot ! |
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"I think you are underestimating the sneakiness. Let me touch your feet.
John Tuturro in Mr Deeds! Love it.
Soooo funny that film one of my faves! Love Adam Sandler! "
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Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn't realize he was a goddamn Gook. I'll never be a racist again.
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"'how about a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray'
Weird science.."
"Bitch kneed ma nuts! In the family jewels!"
"There's a missile in my house Gary!"
Classic! |
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"'how about a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray'
Weird science..
"Bitch kneed ma nuts! In the family jewels!"
"There's a missile in my house Gary!"
Classic!"
jess how was the tea party did you have a good cuppa ?  |
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"'how about a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray'
Weird science..
"Bitch kneed ma nuts! In the family jewels!"
"There's a missile in my house Gary!"
Classic!
jess how was the tea party did you have a good cuppa ? "
A marvellous cuppa thanks  |
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"'how about a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray'
Weird science..
"Bitch kneed ma nuts! In the family jewels!"
"There's a missile in my house Gary!"
Classic!
jess how was the tea party did you have a good cuppa ?
A marvellous cuppa thanks "
do you take sugar in your tea? |
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"'how about a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray'
Weird science..
"Bitch kneed ma nuts! In the family jewels!"
"There's a missile in my house Gary!"
Classic!
jess how was the tea party did you have a good cuppa ?
A marvellous cuppa thanks
do you take sugar in your tea? "
Sweet enough |
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"'how about a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray'
Weird science..
"Bitch kneed ma nuts! In the family jewels!"
"There's a missile in my house Gary!"
Classic!
jess how was the tea party did you have a good cuppa ?
A marvellous cuppa thanks
do you take sugar in your tea?
Sweet enough "
that was a good come back but hard to believe your sweet and innocent found on fab  |
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"Do you know what nemesis means?"
The word nemesis describes a rival who just somehow seems able to get the best of you. It can be someone you compete against, someone whose skills are nearly identical to yours and yet, your nemesis always seems to finish ahead of you, get a higher grade, and generally make you feel flustered. Nemesis can also refer to something that always causes you problems, like public speaking, the nemesis of those who get tongue-tied when nervous.
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"Do you know what nemesis means?
The word nemesis describes a rival who just somehow seems able to get the best of you. It can be someone you compete against, someone whose skills are nearly identical to yours and yet, your nemesis always seems to finish ahead of you, get a higher grade, and generally make you feel flustered. Nemesis can also refer to something that always causes you problems, like public speaking, the nemesis of those who get tongue-tied when nervous.
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It's also a movie quote  |
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"Do you know what nemesis means?
The word nemesis describes a rival who just somehow seems able to get the best of you. It can be someone you compete against, someone whose skills are nearly identical to yours and yet, your nemesis always seems to finish ahead of you, get a higher grade, and generally make you feel flustered. Nemesis can also refer to something that always causes you problems, like public speaking, the nemesis of those who get tongue-tied when nervous.
It's also a movie quote "
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"FA Cup-p
Top top film.
We only do fucking hotdogs! Well fucking hot dog it is then Boyo!
Top marks for getting it! I fucking loves that film I do"
Why thanks you. It's a classic!
Pretty shity city! |
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