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over a year ago
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I have the memory of one,i go up the stairs and then wonder what i came up for,i get in my car and wonder if iv turned the heating off,im about to say something to my mate and then its gone in an instant!! IM A FUCKIN GOLDFISH |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have the memory of one,i go up the stairs and then wonder what i came up for,i get in my car and wonder if iv turned the heating off,im about to say something to my mate and then its gone in an instant!! IM A FUCKIN GOLDFISH"
Not another weird fish threads  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have the memory of one,i go up the stairs and then wonder what i came up for,i get in my car and wonder if iv turned the heating off,im about to say something to my mate and then its gone in an instant!! IM A FUCKIN GOLDFISH
Not another weird fish threads "
What was i saying? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You owe me 300 quids mate !
Your a bad man francois
You are the one who owe me money but suddenly I am the bad for wanting them back Nick ! "
I remember the £300 i owe you,my ass is still hurting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You owe me 300 quids mate !
Your a bad man francois
You are the one who owe me money but suddenly I am the bad for wanting them back Nick !
I remember the £300 i owe you,my ass is still hurting"
Haha sorry abt that, I had a lob on and had to use it |
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"You owe me 300 quids mate !
Your a bad man francois
You are the one who owe me money but suddenly I am the bad for wanting them back Nick !
I remember the £300 i owe you,my ass is still hurting
Haha sorry abt that, I had a lob on and had to use it "
Be careful....he'll try to convince you you borrowed his car next....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You owe me 300 quids mate !
Your a bad man francois
You are the one who owe me money but suddenly I am the bad for wanting them back Nick !
I remember the £300 i owe you,my ass is still hurting
Haha sorry abt that, I had a lob on and had to use it
Be careful....he'll try to convince you you borrowed his car next.... "
YOU, you actually owe me a car with black leather seats ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's the main reason we moved to a bungalow. We were sick of getting upstairs and realising we had no idea why we were there."
My head is a bungalow,nowt upstairs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You owe me 300 quids mate !
Your a bad man francois
You are the one who owe me money but suddenly I am the bad for wanting them back Nick !
I remember the £300 i owe you,my ass is still hurting
Haha sorry abt that, I had a lob on and had to use it
Be careful....he'll try to convince you you borrowed his car next....
YOU, you actually owe me a car with black leather seats ! "
Thats the cock that went up my ass!! |
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"It's the main reason we moved to a bungalow. We were sick of getting upstairs and realising we had no idea why we were there.
My head is a bungalow,nowt upstairs"
You're not a proper goldfish until you've looked for your glasses while wearing them or searched for your phone while talking on it or reported your car stolen then remember where you parked it... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I've tried changing the channel with my phone. To be fair, I have tried to answer the phone by picking up the remote.
I walked into my office for something three times this evening and I still don't know what I was meant to get.
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"It's the main reason we moved to a bungalow. We were sick of getting upstairs and realising we had no idea why we were there.
My head is a bungalow,nowt upstairs
You're not a proper goldfish until you've looked for your glasses while wearing them or searched for your phone while talking on it or reported your car stolen then remember where you parked it..."
Bloodyhell your worse than me |
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"It's the main reason we moved to a bungalow. We were sick of getting upstairs and realising we had no idea why we were there.
My head is a bungalow,nowt upstairs
You're not a proper goldfish until you've looked for your glasses while wearing them or searched for your phone while talking on it or reported your car stolen then remember where you parked it...
Bloodyhell your worse than me"
Who are you again? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's the main reason we moved to a bungalow. We were sick of getting upstairs and realising we had no idea why we were there.
My head is a bungalow,nowt upstairs
You're not a proper goldfish until you've looked for your glasses while wearing them or searched for your phone while talking on it or reported your car stolen then remember where you parked it...
Bloodyhell your worse than me
Who are you again? "
I usually just walk around until I find the car. It was a little embarrassing when a colleague walked up and down the same road in both directions before I remembered I'd taken the bus.  |
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Somebody (not me I swear) was staying with a friend in London. They looked out of the window in the morning and their car was gone! They phoned the police, got a crime number, arranged to borrow a car until they could get a replacement while their partner drove up to get them. As they set off on the journey home they drove past their car, parked where they'd moved it the night before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Rossi, is there room in your goldfish bowl for me?  I'm always forgetting things, writing notes on pieces of paper, then forgetting where I left that one piece of paper. Yes, I do have note pads, but my little brain thinks it's a good idea to tear that piece off once written on and put it 'somewhere safe', which I never remember where that is!!!!!!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Somebody (not me I swear) was staying with a friend in London. They looked out of the window in the morning and their car was gone! They phoned the police, got a crime number, arranged to borrow a car until they could get a replacement while their partner drove up to get them. As they set off on the journey home they drove past their car, parked where they'd moved it the night before. "
When I got my current car I thought someone had stolen the roof. It has a black roof (white car) but the car I could see from my office window had a white roof and I thought it was where I had parked my car.
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