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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the best roasting or cum back you've delivered or heard?
Heard this one today "your about as popular as the first newspaper on top of the pile"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got into an argument with a kid at school once and my dad told me to tell him that he was the best example for why abortion should be legal  "
Oooooooooouch.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got called a lesbian a few weeks ago by some schoolie showing off infront of his mates.. I grinned at him and said "you're just jealous coz I've had more pussy than you" his mates were in bits laughing and he went scarlet.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got into an argument with a kid at school once and my dad told me to tell him that he was the best example for why abortion should be legal "
Up until the age of 21 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got called a lesbian a few weeks ago by some schoolie showing off infront of his mates.. I grinned at him and said "you're just jealous coz I've had more pussy than you" his mates were in bits laughing and he went scarlet. "
You made me laugh out proper loud, work mates asked me what I was laughing at. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got called a lesbian a few weeks ago by some schoolie showing off infront of his mates.. I grinned at him and said "you're just jealous coz I've had more pussy than you" his mates were in bits laughing and he went scarlet. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pissed aff? Arseholes happen hourly ....just say wooosaaaaah, then roast them indirectly in here and save yersel a wee 'holiday'.
"Your so full of shit you make my toilet jealous."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure this is in the right category. But I was watching family guy the other day where Lois is a female boxer. Similar to the rocky series, she eventually faced a female version of the Mr T character. But the thing that made me piss myself for ages, was when the commentator said about this character "her fists are so dangerous, they won't let her be a lesbian"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure this is in the right category. But I was watching family guy the other day where Lois is a female boxer. Similar to the rocky series, she eventually faced a female version of the Mr T character. But the thing that made me piss myself for ages, was when the commentator said about this character "her fists are so dangerous, they won't let her be a lesbian"
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By *100Man
over a year ago
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My wife last night came home a little d*unk and said.
I've had the shits since the restaurant but we can still have sex if you want but I'm not really bothered if we don't.
So she can walk home the next time she's on the piss with her mates cause I'm not really bothered about picking her up lol.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought this thread was about potatoes 
I thought it was about spit roasting
Me too!I'm so disappointed. "
Always some kint has to lower the tone with discusting (as ma man Seaside would say) sex chat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last time I posted in a thread like this I got banned for about week. Somebody identified themselves when I said I thought I saw their name on a loaf of bread but when I looked closer and realised it said "thick cut". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last time I posted in a thread like this I got banned for about week. Somebody identified themselves when I said I thought I saw their name on a loaf of bread but when I looked closer and realised it said "thick cut"."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last time I posted in a thread like this I got banned for about week. Somebody identified themselves when I said I thought I saw their name on a loaf of bread but when I looked closer and realised it said "thick cut"."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my son showed me the 'yo mama' comebacks on youtube..
not very PC... but very funny "
Geez an example, your immune to holidays in here, cause its not directed at anyone. |
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