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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument. 
Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner. "
That's the first time I've read an A. A. Milne based burn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.
Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner.
That's the first time I've read an A. A. Milne based burn "
Pooh! |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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Mainly for kissing for me (love it) and on occasion when I do venture shopping trying to get things down from the top shelf only having to resort to asking someone taller than me to pass it down! Never know whether to blush or swear lol for having to do so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.
Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner.
That's the first time I've read an A. A. Milne based burn
Pooh!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Several people have commented that I walk up stairs on tiptoes.
Partly explains my ridiculous calf muscles
Do you do it deliberately?
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No - I never noticed until people pointed it out. Just thought I was walking up the stairs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The world smells different to short people...
...I'm sorry. Ignore that. 
I think it must do but as I've never been tall enough to test it I won't ever know."
I'm 6ft tall and I fart a lot. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Mainly for kissing for me (love it) and on occasion when I do venture shopping trying to get things down from the top shelf only having to resort to asking someone taller than me to pass it down! Never know whether to blush or swear lol for having to do so "
I just point out that it's ridiculously high.
At the Hix restaurant in Lyme Regis the coat hooks are so high up I couldn't reach even on tiptoes.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The world smells different to short people...
...I'm sorry. Ignore that.
I think it must do but as I've never been tall enough to test it I won't ever know.
I'm 6ft tall and I fart a lot. "
I thought your name was Thump not Trump.
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I do tiptoe for kisses, if they're very tall though I'll jump on the bed or stairs or sofa lol
The amount of stretching I do on a daily basis is outrageous. I've learned to be more than comfortable asking others to reach things for me. Frustrating when there aren't any fitties about to ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.
I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.
Tell me about your tiptoes.
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Tiptoes... You need a stepladder
Hope they have a box and haven't put the vice in the freezer xx |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.
I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.
Tell me about your tiptoes.
Tiptoes... You need a stepladder
Hope they have a box and haven't put the vice in the freezer xx"
It's such a faff carrying a stepladder around.
It's a busy hospital so I'm sure the clamp will have been warmed by all the other boobs before mine.
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
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"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.
I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.
Tell me about your tiptoes.
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if I stand on my tiptoes my head would go through the roof...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty much everything..... opening windows is bloody horrendous I usually have to use kitchen tonges Yes I know.
*Kissing.
*In the bathroom mirror as it too high.
*washing the car.
*hanging out the washing.
Kitchen cupboards...even the very bottom shelf....
The list is endless...  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.
I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.
Tell me about your tiptoes.
if I stand on my tiptoes my head would go through the roof... "
How long are your toes?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Pretty much everything..... opening windows is bloody horrendous I usually have to use kitchen tonges Yes I know.
*Kissing.
*In the bathroom mirror as it too high.
*washing the car.
*hanging out the washing.
Kitchen cupboards...even the very bottom shelf....
The list is endless... "
I haven't used anything on the upper shelves of my kitchen cupboards for at least 10 years. I really should clear it all out and give it to a charity shop.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty much everything..... opening windows is bloody horrendous I usually have to use kitchen tonges Yes I know.
*Kissing.
*In the bathroom mirror as it too high.
*washing the car.
*hanging out the washing.
Kitchen cupboards...even the very bottom shelf....
The list is endless...
I haven't used anything on the upper shelves of my kitchen cupboards for at least 10 years. I really should clear it all out and give it to a charity shop.
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Even the vanilla essence? |
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.
I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.
Tell me about your tiptoes.
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to make you seem even furher away... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Pretty much everything..... opening windows is bloody horrendous I usually have to use kitchen tonges Yes I know.
*Kissing.
*In the bathroom mirror as it too high.
*washing the car.
*hanging out the washing.
Kitchen cupboards...even the very bottom shelf....
The list is endless...
I haven't used anything on the upper shelves of my kitchen cupboards for at least 10 years. I really should clear it all out and give it to a charity shop.
Even the vanilla essence?"
That's on the lower shelf. Not that I use it. The tins are on a shelf I need a stepladder to reach but as I see them as emergency food they have probably gone past their date.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.
I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.
Tell me about your tiptoes.
to make you seem even furher away... "
If you stand about five feet behind me we'll look about even.
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"I like standing on my tippy toes for a kiss.
I hate standing on tiptoes for a mammogram. I hope they have a box tomorrow.
Tell me about your tiptoes.
to make you seem even furher away...
If you stand about five feet behind me we'll look about even.
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ooooh I deserved that... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I also like standing on my tiptoes for a kiss. And doing the palm tree yoga position. I hate having to stand on them at a gig but it is unfortunately necessary."
Tadasana! (I hope that comes across as tah dah!) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have never tippy-toed for anything as far as I can remember.
As another has said up-thread I also walk up stairs on my toes."
I'm going to be watching people walking up stairs now. Perhaps I do it and don't realise? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never tippy-toed for anything as far as I can remember.
As another has said up-thread I also walk up stairs on my toes.
I'm going to be watching people walking up stairs now. Perhaps I do it and don't realise? "
If there are stairs on Saturday you are quite welcome to watch  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have never tippy-toed for anything as far as I can remember.
As another has said up-thread I also walk up stairs on my toes.
I'm going to be watching people walking up stairs now. Perhaps I do it and don't realise?
If there are stairs on Saturday you are quite welcome to watch "
I'll find stairs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A tip toe when I want to leave a chick without waking her.
It's ok. She's keeping her eyes closed hoping you won't notice she's awake.
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Lol is that a chick thing? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I don't need to tip toe. For anything.
Go on, do it just for the hell of it.
I can touch my ceiling when I do.  "
I can't even touch my ceiling on the four step stepladder on tiptoes. Someone has to come over to change my light bulbs.
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
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"I don't need to tip toe. For anything.
Go on, do it just for the hell of it.
I can touch my ceiling when I do. "
I can touch our ceilings without tiptoes! A fact VB put to good use when we had an entire house to paint.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tip-toe to reach the wine on offer, supermarket top shelf.
It's a fine line between pulling it off & failing bigtime
Why would they put the wine offer almost out of reach?
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Because, when they stack it up at the end of the aisles, people brush past it with their coats and knock them down, smashing them  |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.
Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner.
That's the first time I've read an A. A. Milne based burn
Pooh!"
You're smarter than the average bear... No wait, that's Disney not Milne.. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I tiptoe through the forums ne'er once making argument.
Hmmm... heffalumps tiptoe in a quieter manner.
That's the first time I've read an A. A. Milne based burn
Pooh!
You're smarter than the average bear... No wait, that's Disney not Milne.."
Yogi was Hanna Barbera |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mainly for kissing for me (love it) and on occasion when I do venture shopping trying to get things down from the top shelf only having to resort to asking someone taller than me to pass it down! Never know whether to blush or swear lol for having to do so "
I like helping a damsel in distress... always wishing one day a cute woman like yourself asks, and of course blushes and flutters her eyelids (Is usually an OAP instead though!) |
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Tiptoe around people at work not so much 