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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to live the quirky thing Google used to do.
If you tired "Chuck Norris" in the search bar, and clicked "i feel lucky", you'd get one hit stating:
You don't find Chuck Norris.
He finds you.
Used to think that was awesome 
Sky they've removed it now, along with the French foreign military victory search too  |
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won't hurt the sun.
If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits. |
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage. |
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"I used to live the quirky thing Google used to do.
If you tired "Chuck Norris" in the search bar, and clicked "i feel lucky", you'd get one hit stating:
You don't find Chuck Norris.
He finds you.
Used to think that was awesome
Sky they've removed it now, along with the French foreign military victory search too "
I remember that!. That was so funny. |
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wish he was on here 
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
