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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like Black Cow Vodka, it's very creamy.
Not you Lickty your too nice for this thread xXmwahXx
Thank you, I think. I definitely don't deep throat.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps 
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs "
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can slip an 8.5" slim dick down, no prob.
I can't do a 6" thicker than a cucumber.
I have a little mouth  "
No no I don't want to know anymore let's talk about coos and pigs instead. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex? "
Real I worked on a pig farm
My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not an extrovert quite the opposite in fact
How?
That was a tv programme wasn't it?!
Naw
How as in why fs
It was still a tv programme fs  "
How was it that's who fs Dr who no how. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?
Real I worked on a pig farm
My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig! "
How was that experience? |
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"I'm not an extrovert quite the opposite in fact
How?
That was a tv programme wasn't it?!
Naw
How as in why fs
It was still a tv programme fs
How was it that's who fs Dr who no how."
Kin ell what you on tonight fs?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can slip an 8.5" slim dick down, no prob.
I can't do a 6" thicker than a cucumber.
I have a little mouth
No no I don't want to know anymore let's talk about coos and pigs instead."
You started it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So insted describe you ideal cocktail....... how do women love cocktails for anyway?"
A fruity, creamy, ice cold Piña Colada. Served in a pineapple, with a huge straw, umbrella and fruit on a cocktail stick. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?
Real I worked on a pig farm
My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So insted describe you ideal cocktail....... how do women love cocktails for anyway?
A fruity, creamy, ice cold Piña Colada. Served in a pineapple, with a huge straw, umbrella and fruit on a cocktail stick. "
What alcohols in that Or is it a mocktail? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One poond fish, come on ladies come on ladies one poond fish......... Something that's really bugging me, is pig spunk the same texture and colour as human spunk? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what's this thread about then,grass,deep throating or alcohol?
General bullshit."
In a world full of Kardashians be an Audrey!
Good old fashioned general bs, EJ canny whack it fs, love you bud love you aw night night XxmwahxX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what's this thread about then,grass,deep throating or alcohol?
General bullshit.
In a world full of Kardashians be an Audrey!
Good old fashioned general bs, EJ canny whack it fs, love you bud love you aw night night XxmwahxX "
 Na night, dude. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wtf was I even on lastnight that patron tequila fucks wi a man's emotions and judgment fs, someone please 86 this.
Although I would still like to know about the pig spunk?
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?
Real I worked on a pig farm
My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!
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I'll come and work on your farm for a day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?
Real I worked on a pig farm
My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!
I'll come and work on your farm for a day "
Here buxred whits deal wi the pig spunk then? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?
Real I worked on a pig farm
My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!
I'll come and work on your farm for a day
Here buxred whits deal wi the pig spunk then? "
Before you can artificial inseminate any animal the semen has to be collected.
It's like putting a condom on an animal.
With pigs you have to get them in the mood a slap on the ass of a sow helps. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?
Real I worked on a pig farm
My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!
I'll come and work on your farm for a day
Here buxred whits deal wi the pig spunk then?
Before you can artificial inseminate any animal the semen has to be collected.
It's like putting a condom on an animal.
With pigs you have to get them in the mood a slap on the ass of a sow helps. "
Don't wind up a windup merchant fs  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?
Real I worked on a pig farm
My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!
I'll come and work on your farm for a day "
Anytime... It was my other job I was referring to... |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"Am still intrigued about what pig spunk looks like fs but no in sexual way  "
It looks like spunk. The major difference being a pig produces far more of it than a human male - average ejaculate about 200ml |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am still intrigued about what pig spunk looks like fs but no in sexual way
It looks like spunk. The major difference being a pig produces far more of it than a human male - average ejaculate about 200ml"
Fs get that image oot my head right now |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?
Real I worked on a pig farm
My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!
I'll come and work on your farm for a day
Here buxred whits deal wi the pig spunk then?
Before you can artificial inseminate any animal the semen has to be collected.
It's like putting a condom on an animal.
With pigs you have to get them in the mood a slap on the ass of a sow helps.
Don't wind up a windup merchant fs "
I'm not winding you up.
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?
Real I worked on a pig farm
My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!
I'll come and work on your farm for a day
Anytime... It was my other job I was referring to..."
Master of thighs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can milk a cow by hand if that helps
Ever milked a billy goat?
No they are boys but I have 'helped' a pig and artificially inseminated cows and pigs
'Helped' a pig as in a real pig or an ex?
Real I worked on a pig farm
My ex isn't intelligent enough to be a pig!
I'll come and work on your farm for a day
Here buxred whits deal wi the pig spunk then?
Before you can artificial inseminate any animal the semen has to be collected.
It's like putting a condom on an animal.
With pigs you have to get them in the mood a slap on the ass of a sow helps.
Don't wind up a windup merchant fs
I'm not winding you up.
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So technically speaking you've forplayed wi a pig an then milked him
Your a naughty one miss merlot.  |
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