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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
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Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!
So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away? |
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over a year ago
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"Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!
So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away?"
Line the inside with tin foil and you are perfectly safe  |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
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"When I was about 10 I put micro noodles straight in without reading the instructions. Nearly burned the house down.
Woopsie doodle"
I think you mean nearly saved you family from years of covert surveillance, I bet they didn't even thank you for it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thankfully we've never had a microwave. The things we get up to in our kitchen are private!   "
That's what you think! I wouldn't trust that kettle if I were you  |
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"Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!
So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away?"
Who exactly is my microwave passing the endless hours of footage of me loading and unloading my dishwasher onto?
And is my dishwasher in on it too? |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!
So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away?
Who exactly is my microwave passing the endless hours of footage of me loading and unloading my dishwasher onto?
And is my dishwasher in on it too? "
It could be the CIA, FBI, KGB, UKIP, any of those alphabet soup organisations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everyone knows it is the toaster that you need to watch.
"Would you like some toast? Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast. No? How about a muffin then? Nothing? You know the last time you had toast. 18 days ago, 11.36, Tuesday 3rd, two rounds. I mean, what's the point in buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast. I mean, this is my job. This is cruel, just cruel"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reminds me of Marvin the Paranoid Android. Brain the size of a planet....and all I do is warm up soup.
No wonder they are spying on us....they are bored.
Put them in the bedroom during a meet....let them join in....#freedomformicrowaves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!
So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away?
Line the inside with tin foil and you are perfectly safe "
What!! Have you ever put metal in a microwave? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kellyanne Conway, a Trump spokesman, believes that your microwave can turn into a camera and spy on you. She also spoke out about the terrible and tragic Bowling Green Massacre, an Islamic inspired terrorist attack that took place on American soil, you wouldn’t have heard about that because the “mainstream media” obviously doesn’t like reporting on terrorist attacks, or maybe, just maybe, because there was not terrorist attack and she just made it up. You decide!
So in light of this new revelation about microwaves, will you be throwing yours away?
Line the inside with tin foil and you are perfectly safe
What!! Have you ever put metal in a microwave? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thankfully we've never had a microwave. The things we get up to in our kitchen are private!
That's what you think! I wouldn't trust that kettle if I were you "
Haha oh yes .....
We used to tell the kids quite a few years ago before the internet of things, when they were tiny tots that Santa was watching them making sure they were being good every time the red led lit up on the house alarm motion sensor.
It worked a treat but now I'm beginning to wonder if our devious ways to get our kids to behave might have been portentous of things to come.
1984 has arrived
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