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I want to take one of you ladies to lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anything you want from Greggs for under £3

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Can I have a donut?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a six inch ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha ha last of the big spenders OP

Kinky

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Can I have a donut?

May I suggest you get both of us a donut? They may do a BOGOF!

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Has to be a sausage roll, my guilty pleasure

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Can I have a donut?

May I suggest you get both of us a donut? They may do a BOGOF!

........ But could you handle us both Mr Wow??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The only doughnut you girls will need will be a rubber one to sit on afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chicken bake please, and something to wash it down with

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

A bottle of water would be amazing.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Can't we go to subway?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steak bake, and an empire biscuit please. That will even leave you with some change too.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yeah grab me a sausage roll please and a custard donut,many thanks

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Can't we go to subway? "

That might stretch his budget a bit.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

As I don't eat pies or bakes , vanilla slice it is and you can watch me lick my fingers clean . Might even let you lick them for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why only one lady?

£3 = 3 sausage rolls.

3 women, one each, starve yourself = mfff party.

Bosh! What a result

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"The only doughnut you girls will need will be a rubber one to sit on afterwards "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apple turnover for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't we go to subway?

That might stretch his budget a bit."

The only thing getting stretched will be...actually no, it's too early for that kind of talk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmmm Mexican chicken baguette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why only one lady?

£3 = 3 sausage rolls.

3 women, one each, starve yourself = mfff party.

Bosh! What a result

He can take 3 ladies and feed himself they have an offer on ATM, 4 for the price of 3 ... Bargain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why only one lady?

£3 = 3 sausage rolls.

3 women, one each, starve yourself = mfff party.

Bosh! What a result

He can take 3 ladies and feed himself they have an offer on ATM, 4 for the price of 3 ... Bargain.

Boom. There you go OP. It's the stuff on legends right there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont like gregs so can i just have cock instead?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've never been in a Greggs - are their sausage rolls any good - I love a good sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont like gregs so can i just have cock instead?"

Like music to the ears...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I dont like gregs so can i just have cock instead?"

Fiiiiiine. Fussy bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why only one lady?

£3 = 3 sausage rolls.

3 women, one each, starve yourself = mfff party.

Bosh! What a result

I think you can get a 4-pack for £3. That leaves the OP fed too...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I just have the £3!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont like gregs so can i just have cock instead?

Fiiiiiine. Fussy bitch"

Hey you saved £3 :p

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By *ikstupp2Man over a year ago

london

"Can I have a six inch ?? "
id take u subway n u could have a 12" lol

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By *ikstupp2Man over a year ago

london

"I dont like gregs so can i just have cock instead?"
spose u could eat something off it, can't let a girl go hungry

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Could I have a sausage roll Ile meet you by the fountain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only doughnut you girls will need will be a rubber one to sit on afterwards "

So, we get a pasty and you get to fuck our arse?

Seems like a fair deal to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I have a sausage roll Ile meet you by the fountain "

Oddly that Greggs was voted the best in the UK. I'm not a Greggs fanboy, I just follow the regional news on Facebook

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Still waiting

. Clearly not the chosen one

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Bloody starving over here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £3"

This is a better offer than I had yesterday. Got offered turkey dinosaurs n chips yesterday

I'll have a chocolate muffin please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooo has to be a margarita pizza slice and a white chocolate cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How 'bout I just put in a bulk order and we can all have a sexy picnic?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How 'bout I just put in a bulk order and we can all have a sexy picnic?"

What like you and twenty women?! I'm not liking that idea personally,I may if I liked ladies as well,but the odds for me are rubbish

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wouldn't have a clue of the price of anything at Greggs.. Water for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are u on the menu for under £3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How 'bout I just put in a bulk order and we can all have a sexy picnic?"

Get some ring doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A meat and veg pasty please

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By *aeBabeWoman over a year ago

London

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £3"

Well at least we know what we're getting with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £3

Well at least we know what we're getting with you

Food poisoning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £3

Well at least we know what we're getting with you

Food poisoning?"

A forlorn looking piece of lukewarm meat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like I'll have to make my own tea tonight then.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Looks like I'll have to make my own tea tonight then.

Was just about to say fuck lunch it's tea time but you beat me to it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do they still do the Sausage Whopper?

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