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Has anyone seen Jim?
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over a year ago
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"Erect Jim
Erect Jim
Erect Jim
Is he like beatkejuice?"
PP beetlejuiced him last night to no avail.. told you i lost the key.. may have forgot air holes too.. shit.. brb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erect Jim
Erect Jim
Erect Jim
Is he like beatkejuice?
PP beetlejuiced him last night to no avail.. told you i lost the key.. may have forgot air holes too.. shit.. brb"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
can I give him the kiss of life?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll ask his mum when I'm done nailing her 
Twos up? 
Na wrong kinda 3some mate sorry
Don't want a threesome, I want your cock next
Join the queue  walks off wiggling the arse you'll never get  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim's in the priory...crack addiction!
All these fab arses on show was too much for him
Nae naming and shaming ffs
You gotta a stutter?
Dafuqs that? "
Swen u kant say ur wurds propa init, next question from you i'm charging a fee because it's a pain trying to talk like you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim's in the priory...crack addiction!
All these fab arses on show was too much for him
Nae naming and shaming ffs
You gotta a stutter?
Dafuqs that?
Swen u kant say ur wurds propa init, next question from you i'm charging a fee because it's a pain trying to talk like you "
Much? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Children show some respect for the great hmmmm no scratch that. The great naaaa still not right. For Jim's mum
Is his maw actual oan this? 
What you've not heard about Jim's mum. Bloody newbies "
Is she fit? A Milf or a GILF? |
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"Children show some respect for the great hmmmm no scratch that. The great naaaa still not right. For Jim's mum
Is his maw actual oan this?
What you've not heard about Jim's mum. Bloody newbies
Is she fit? A Milf or a GILF? "
Arrrr mick me lad you'll have to go searching but the truth is out there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Children show some respect for the great hmmmm no scratch that. The great naaaa still not right. For Jim's mum
Is his maw actual oan this?
What you've not heard about Jim's mum. Bloody newbies
Is she fit? A Milf or a GILF?
Arrrr mick me lad you'll have to go searching but the truth is out there "
Lol Kint  |
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"Children show some respect for the great hmmmm no scratch that. The great naaaa still not right. For Jim's mum
Is his maw actual oan this?
What you've not heard about Jim's mum. Bloody newbies
Is she fit? A Milf or a GILF?
Arrrr mick me lad you'll have to go searching but the truth is out there
Lol Kint "
Oi I'm an English man it's cunt and yes I'm proud of it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Children show some respect for the great hmmmm no scratch that. The great naaaa still not right. For Jim's mum
Is his maw actual oan this?
What you've not heard about Jim's mum. Bloody newbies
Is she fit? A Milf or a GILF?
Arrrr mick me lad you'll have to go searching but the truth is out there
Lol Kint
Oi I'm an English man it's cunt and yes I'm proud of it "
Mabad, ftfy, cunt lol |
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"Children show some respect for the great hmmmm no scratch that. The great naaaa still not right. For Jim's mum
Is his maw actual oan this?
What you've not heard about Jim's mum. Bloody newbies
Is she fit? A Milf or a GILF?
Arrrr mick me lad you'll have to go searching but the truth is out there
Lol Kint
Oi I'm an English man it's cunt and yes I'm proud of it
Mabad, ftfy, cunt lol "
That's better my wee skirt wearing cousin |
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"Mancs are half Scottish anyhow fs I've got enough cousins fae wally range. "
I'm half Scottish half Irish so yep 1 tight cunt to. Wally range I know it well. The land you can always score....... I mean a goal obviously |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mancs are half Scottish anyhow fs I've got enough cousins fae wally range.
I'm half Scottish half Irish so yep 1 tight cunt to. Wally range I know it well. The land you can always score....... I mean a goal obviously "
Aye haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And Cheetam Hill and the notorious Moss Side fs. Plus it rains here just as much if not more than in Gchester
All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though  "
Nothing is these days |
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"And Cheetam Hill and the notorious Moss Side fs. Plus it rains here just as much if not more than in Gchester
All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
Nothing is these days "
Isn't that the truth ehhh when I was a lad.
I reply for ya shut it ya boring old kint |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And Cheetam Hill and the notorious Moss Side fs. Plus it rains here just as much if not more than in Gchester
All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
Nothing is these days
Isn't that the truth ehhh when I was a lad.
I reply for ya shut it ya boring old kint "
Haha, am off tae ma kip, need the beauty sleep tae keep masel looking young and radiant fs, hope you find Jim, night all |
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"And Cheetam Hill and the notorious Moss Side fs. Plus it rains here just as much if not more than in Gchester
All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
Nothing is these days
Isn't that the truth ehhh when I was a lad.
I reply for ya shut it ya boring old kint
Haha, am off tae ma kip, need the beauty sleep tae keep masel looking young and radiant fs, hope you find Jim, night all "
Catch you soon mate its been a buzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me "
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
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She said to tell you your due a visit |
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
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Cloud Cuckoo Land is always a good stop off point |
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By (user no longer on site)
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
She said to tell you your due a visit "
I can compromise, central manc, amour lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
Cloud Cuckoo Land is always a good stop off point "
Lol but but im scared!!!! |
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
She said to tell you your due a visit
I can compromise, central manc, amour lol"
That's doable I'm nothing if not flexible |
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
Cloud Cuckoo Land is always a good stop off point
Lol but but im scared!!!!"
Very wise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
She said to tell you your due a visit
I can compromise, central manc, amour lol
That's doable I'm nothing if not flexible "
Do you need wd40 to keep flexing now? Lol |
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
She said to tell you your due a visit
I can compromise, central manc, amour lol
That's doable I'm nothing if not flexible
Do you need wd40 to keep flexing now? Lol"
Now you come to mention it my back is a bit creaky. I'll rub yours if you rub mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
She said to tell you your due a visit
I can compromise, central manc, amour lol
That's doable I'm nothing if not flexible
Do you need wd40 to keep flexing now? Lol
Now you come to mention it my back is a bit creaky. I'll rub yours if you rub mine "
Lol i rubbed mine about half an hour ago.. had to put a towel down i created to much 'oil' haha |
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
Cloud Cuckoo Land is always a good stop off point
Lol but but im scared!!!!
Very wise "
It ain't that scary really, especially when YeOldeWitchDoc is in the house as well |
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
She said to tell you your due a visit
I can compromise, central manc, amour lol
That's doable I'm nothing if not flexible
Do you need wd40 to keep flexing now? Lol
Now you come to mention it my back is a bit creaky. I'll rub yours if you rub mine
Lol i rubbed mine about half an hour ago.. had to put a towel down i created to much 'oil' haha"
Hmmmm that sounds like fun. Can you have to much oil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
Cloud Cuckoo Land is always a good stop off point
Lol but but im scared!!!!
Very wise
It ain't that scary really, especially when YeOldeWitchDoc is in the house as well "
Do you want me to have nightmares? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
She said to tell you your due a visit
I can compromise, central manc, amour lol
That's doable I'm nothing if not flexible
Do you need wd40 to keep flexing now? Lol
Now you come to mention it my back is a bit creaky. I'll rub yours if you rub mine
Lol i rubbed mine about half an hour ago.. had to put a towel down i created to much 'oil' haha
Hmmmm that sounds like fun. Can you have to much oil "
You can actually its annoying lol |
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
Cloud Cuckoo Land is always a good stop off point
Lol but but im scared!!!!
Very wise
It ain't that scary really, especially when YeOldeWitchDoc is in the house as well
Do you want me to have nightmares?"
We only offer sweet dreams |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All my old stomping grounds. Moss Side isn't what it was though
I stick to Stretford and Urmston
Come to prestwich and stay with me
Lol only go to North manc if im visiting my gran!
Cloud Cuckoo Land is always a good stop off point
Lol but but im scared!!!!
Very wise
It ain't that scary really, especially when YeOldeWitchDoc is in the house as well
Do you want me to have nightmares?
We only offer sweet dreams "
Pretty sure freddie krueger said the same thing too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sod Freddie! Go ahead, make my day  arghhhhhhhh
Btw saw you discussing motogp, have you heard of James Toseland?
Of course, he is more ace than I am "
Awesome.. i went to a gig he did on his birthday.. pretty awesome and bumped into Julian Ryder & was one of the few who didnt know who he was!!
Cant remember his mate who died fellow racer, but his parents were there too.. |
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"Sod Freddie! Go ahead, make my day arghhhhhhhh
Btw saw you discussing motogp, have you heard of James Toseland?
Of course, he is more ace than I am
Awesome.. i went to a gig he did on his birthday.. pretty awesome and bumped into Julian Ryder & was one of the few who didnt know who he was!!
Cant remember his mate who died fellow racer, but his parents were there too.. "
I have actually raced against Ron Haslam back in the 80's, of course he beat me. It was a "quick" dash from The Bell at Smalley to the Bell& Harp at Little Eaton where I used to live  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sod Freddie! Go ahead, make my day arghhhhhhhh
Btw saw you discussing motogp, have you heard of James Toseland?
Of course, he is more ace than I am
Awesome.. i went to a gig he did on his birthday.. pretty awesome and bumped into Julian Ryder & was one of the few who didnt know who he was!!
Cant remember his mate who died fellow racer, but his parents were there too..
I have actually raced against Ron Haslam back in the 80's, of course he beat me. It was a "quick" dash from The Bell at Smalley to the Bell& Harp at Little Eaton where I used to live "
Awww in your 'youth' hey! I was only just being born in the 80's |
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"Awww in your 'youth' hey! I was only just being born in the 80's
Youth you say? I've only just turned 55 and I'm having a self imposed midlife crisis "
Ridiculous sports car and trying to buy a russian bride? |
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"Awww in your 'youth' hey! I was only just being born in the 80's
Youth you say? I've only just turned 55 and I'm having a self imposed midlife crisis
Ridiculous sports car and trying to buy a russian bride?"
A Triumph Street Triple and a Bangkok ladyboy, then you might be talking |
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"Awww in your 'youth' hey! I was only just being born in the 80's
Youth you say? I've only just turned 55 and I'm having a self imposed midlife crisis
Ridiculous sports car and trying to buy a russian bride?
A Triumph Street Triple and a Bangkok ladyboy, then you might be talking "
I was right... nightmares |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello.
Where've ya been? Was ready to send a search party
I've been a bad boy the last couple of days.welcome home you have been missed x"
Haha, thank you very much. That new quote works as well. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jim!
Estella.
Good, thought you were ignoring me and responding to everyone else.
Had a mini tantrum.
I'm not ignoring you."
Now I feel exposed and vulnerable. Going to run away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello.
Where've ya been? Was ready to send a search party
I've been a busy boy the last couple of days."
Waddaya mean you've been busy, have you a life outside Fabs or some-at.... |
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over a year ago
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"Jim!
Estella.
Good, thought you were ignoring me and responding to everyone else.
Had a mini tantrum.
I'm not ignoring you.
Now I feel exposed and vulnerable. Going to run away. "
Dont run away its gonna rain tonight and your get all cold and wet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jim!
Estella.
Good, thought you were ignoring me and responding to everyone else.
Had a mini tantrum.
I'm not ignoring you.
Now I feel exposed and vulnerable. Going to run away. Dont run away its gonna rain tonight and your get all cold and wet "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jim!
Estella.
Good, thought you were ignoring me and responding to everyone else.
Had a mini tantrum.
I'm not ignoring you.
Now I feel exposed and vulnerable. Going to run away. "
No don't run away, stay here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello.
Where've ya been? Was ready to send a search party
I've been a busy boy the last couple of days.
Waddaya mean you've been busy, have you a life outside Fabs or some-at...."
Sometimes. Only sometimes though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jim!
Estella.
Good, thought you were ignoring me and responding to everyone else.
Had a mini tantrum.
I'm not ignoring you.
Now I feel exposed and vulnerable. Going to run away. Dont run away its gonna rain tonight and your get all cold and wet
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And your fox hat will get soggy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jim!
Estella.
Good, thought you were ignoring me and responding to everyone else.
Had a mini tantrum.
I'm not ignoring you.
Now I feel exposed and vulnerable. Going to run away. Dont run away its gonna rain tonight and your get all cold and wet
And your fox hat will get soggy."
Euphemism-tastic! |
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"He is right above me
Maybe since I started this thread I should close this down as we all know he's back on his usual spot, keeping us all entertained.
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Save it for next time he goes out on the razzle.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He is right above me
Maybe since I started this thread I should close this down as we all know he's back on his usual spot, keeping us all entertained.
Save it for next time he goes out on the razzle.... "
What do you mean? He goes out? Where? When? How? Whattt? |
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"He is right above me
Maybe since I started this thread I should close this down as we all know he's back on his usual spot, keeping us all entertained.
Save it for next time he goes out on the razzle....
What do you mean? He goes out? Where? When? How? Whattt?"
I think he's claiming diplomatic immunity! |
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