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We've got a ghost.......

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Totally freaked out here. Loud clattering noise coming from our spare room. The door and windows are shut. I go in to investigate to find a model that I've been working on, is on the floor. No earthly explanation as to how it's gone from the desktop to the floor.

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Totally freaked out here. Loud clattering noise coming from our spare room. The door and windows are shut. I go in to investigate to find a model that I've been working on, is on the floor. No earthly explanation as to how it's gone from the desktop to the floor.

Maybe she got fed up waiting for you to come back?

Oh, not that sort of model...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It was me

Ya bugger, scared the bejezus outta me!

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

Want me to perform eroticism lol?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It'll just be a field mouse! Or a rat! Nothing to be scared about!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Casper the friendly ghost is back

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

Btw do NOT look under the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least it's not like the German ghost from the Swingers Chat forum. It only threw a model to the ground. This guy got anal from his ghost! Ha

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

Just remember, wherever you are in the house..........it's watching you.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It'll just be a field mouse! Or a rat! Nothing to be scared about!!"

Not with our ninja cats it won't be. They're expert rodent assassins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just remember, wherever you are in the house..........it's watching you........."

Fook off

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Get the potters wheel out..throw a lump of clay on it and get spinning...if it turns into a pot...the ghost is Patrick Swayze!!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Glue sniffing mouse?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"At least it's not like the German ghost from the Swingers Chat forum. It only threw a model to the ground. This guy got anal from his ghost! Ha "

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

"At least it's not like the German ghost from the Swingers Chat forum. It only threw a model to the ground. This guy got anal from his ghost! Ha "

he had the willies put up him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres something in your house....get out now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Glue sniffing mouse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send the fresh Prince 40 over to seduce it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was me

Or that _oddy...she's a spirit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just remember, wherever you are in the house..........it's watching you........."

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"At least it's not like the German ghost from the Swingers Chat forum. It only threw a model to the ground. This guy got anal from his ghost! Ha

he had the willies put up him

Or even the villies given it was a German ghost

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Who ya gonna call?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who ya gonna call? "

My mommy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it a saluting German

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who ya gonna call?

My mommy

You've already called.....fabbusters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It aint happy i'll tell you that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its only me, don't worry. Im waiting for you to put your husband to bed. Then we can have a good time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If I get on the spin bike, try to perform an exercisism

Failing that, I'm getting my gun out

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By *hatguyJoeMan over a year ago

Preston

"Get the potters wheel out..throw a lump of clay on it and get spinning...if it turns into a pot...the ghost is Patrick Swayze!!

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At least it's not like the German ghost from the Swingers Chat forum. It only threw a model to the ground. This guy got anal from his ghost! Ha "

That has been my favourite thread in a while. Hilarious

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"It was me

Or that _oddy...she's a spirit

"
for once im innocent unless the op had hidden choccy cake in the room

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"At least it's not like the German ghost from the Swingers Chat forum. It only threw a model to the ground. This guy got anal from his ghost! Ha

That has been my favourite thread in a while. Hilarious"

You should green arrow the OP of that thread, he's usually good value...the "sex with my car" one was hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"At least it's not like the German ghost from the Swingers Chat forum. It only threw a model to the ground. This guy got anal from his ghost! Ha

That has been my favourite thread in a while. Hilarious

You should green arrow the OP of that thread, he's usually good value...the "sex with my car" one was hilarious

And the wanking over trump

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It was me

Or that _oddy...she's a spirit

for once im innocent unless the op had hidden choccy cake in the room"

Now you know that's not possible. Me, having cake in and it not been eaten.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're crap at putting models together maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're crap at putting models together maybe?

That's no reason for the spooky twat to throw it on to floor though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At least it's not like the German ghost from the Swingers Chat forum. It only threw a model to the ground. This guy got anal from his ghost! Ha

That has been my favourite thread in a while. Hilarious

You should green arrow the OP of that thread, he's usually good value...the "sex with my car" one was hilarious

And the wanking over trump

I always come across them on night shifts when bored. I hope he is successful on here just for the entertainment he provides.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Be afraid be very afraid.

I wouldn't go to bed just yet.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was me

Or that _oddy...she's a spirit

for once im innocent unless the op had hidden choccy cake in the room"

I can offer you a fish cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm gonna attempt some sleep, no going bump in the night you lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're crap at putting models together maybe?

That's no reason for the spooky twat to throw it on to floor though

It fell down

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"I'm gonna attempt some sleep, no going bump in the night you lot.

Jeez, there's another noise, it's coming up the stairs (you don't live in a bungalow do you?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm gonna attempt some sleep, no going bump in the night you lot.

Jeez, there's another noise, it's coming up the stairs (you don't live in a bungalow do you?)

Hope it can outrun a 12 gauge

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

We're you having sex at the time? At least Mr can say he made the earth move

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone done a 'putting the willies up you' joke!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has anyone done a 'putting the willies up you' joke!?!"

It's been done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone done a 'putting the willies up you' joke!?!

It's been done

DAMNIT!

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