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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to say I'm missing all the arguments that used to go on...... popcorn sales have gone down 
You're going to bed too early!"
I need my beauty sleep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A trip to the loo isn't the same without the forum for amusement. Don't worry, I'm in the bath at the moment.
Oi get outta my bath!
PTU xxx
Plenty of room on top.."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time."
Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining  |
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"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.
Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining "
You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.
Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining
You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge! "
Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho ...
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"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.
Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining
You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!
Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho ...
xx"
It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It mostly makes me smile. Certain people create great threads but there is a heap lead of shit chat at times. I like imagining what people are like in the flesh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.
Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining
You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!
Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho ...
xx
It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head! "
Without being biased the Glaswegian accent is possibly the sexist accent in the world far better than a Geordie one anyday. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.
Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining
You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!
Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho ...
xx
It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head!
Without being biased the Glaswegian accent is possibly the sexist accent in the world far better than a Geordie one anyday."
What? I couldn't quite make that out! Even better than a Brummie one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.
Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining
You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!
Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho ...
xx
It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head!
Without being biased the Glaswegian accent is possibly the sexist accent in the world far better than a Geordie one anyday.
What? I couldn't quite make that out! Even better than a Brummie one? "
Aye  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.
Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining
You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!
Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho ...
xx
It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head!
Without being biased the Glaswegian accent is possibly the sexist accent in the world far better than a Geordie one anyday.
What? I couldn't quite make that out! Even better than a Brummie one?
Aye "
Yeah but does Siri understand what you say? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.
Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining
You sound like the garage attendant from Alan Partridge!
Isn't he from Newcastle not Scotland tho ...
xx
It dosent matter! It turns to Geordie in my head!
Without being biased the Glaswegian accent is possibly the sexist accent in the world far better than a Geordie one anyday.
What? I couldn't quite make that out! Even better than a Brummie one?
Aye
Yeah but does Siri understand what you say?
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Aye, kinda, need tae shout a wee bit but we get there in the end  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.
Aye, tiz when am aboot.
Yeah,but I haven't the foggiest clue what you're on about half the time "
Pipe doon lass, its Scottish no double Dutch fs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tae be honest I find it difficult understanding half of what most of the fmites post here too, however a dae make an effort to decipher it.  "
I know the feeling old chap. |
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"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.
Aye, tiz when am aboot.
Yeah,but I haven't the foggiest clue what you're on about half the time
Pipe doon lass, its Scottish no double Dutch fs "
It might as well be  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.
Aye, tiz when am aboot.
Yeah,but I haven't the foggiest clue what you're on about half the time
Pipe doon lass, its Scottish no double Dutch fs
It might as well be "
It's no easy understanding all you English fmites either. Tell you whit if you get stuck understanding me just drop me a PM and I'll dae the same, nae sex chat tho, strictly forum business, cause am a nice kint like that. |
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"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.
Aye, tiz when am aboot.
Yeah,but I haven't the foggiest clue what you're on about half the time
Pipe doon lass, its Scottish no double Dutch fs
It might as well be
It's no easy understanding all you English fmites either. Tell you whit if you get stuck understanding me just drop me a PM and I'll dae the same, nae sex chat tho, strictly forum business, cause am a nice kint like that. "
I'll bare that in mind thankyou. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't exactly say it's top notch entertainment.
Aye, tiz when am aboot.
Yeah,but I haven't the foggiest clue what you're on about half the time
Pipe doon lass, its Scottish no double Dutch fs
It might as well be
It's no easy understanding all you English fmites either. Tell you whit if you get stuck understanding me just drop me a PM and I'll dae the same, nae sex chat tho, strictly forum business, cause am a nice kint like that.
I'll bare that in mind thankyou."
Yer welcome sweet cheeks.
Slaps that sexy bottom*
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It's no easy understanding all you English fmites either. Tell you whit if you get stuck understanding me just drop me a PM and I'll dae the same, nae sex chat tho, strictly forum business, cause am a nice kint like that.
I'll bare that in mind thankyou.
Yer welcome sweet cheeks.
Slaps that sexy bottom*
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Nae sex chat you said! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's no easy understanding all you English fmites either. Tell you whit if you get stuck understanding me just drop me a PM and I'll dae the same, nae sex chat tho, strictly forum business, cause am a nice kint like that.
I'll bare that in mind thankyou.
Yer welcome sweet cheeks.
Slaps that sexy bottom*
Nae sex chat you said!"
Mabad fs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's very little I find funny or entertaining, on here. I pass the time while I'm waiting for message replies, most of the time.
Aye a think most of the time was the operative sentence there, yer never aff here fs it's a good thing tho characters like yours is what makes this entertaining "
Believe it or not, I'm not on here much. I'm a flitter, and pop on and off the forums, while I'm messaging. I post, check my mail, go to another tab on my phone and do something else, or put my phone down and leave the browser open, while I do some work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't put my finger on it exactly but it feels like the forums are lacking a bit of oooomph of late.
The characters have left the building."
Agreed. And what's with the three or four simultaneous threads by the same posters thing? It all feels lacklustre currently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try the chat rooms it where I go for my holidays
I went there one night. Never again..
I thought I got ignored enough in here!!
Horses for courses though.
S"
It's awrite if you can chat in Scots, they take more notice and it's much more relaxed about what you can and can't say, very fast paced, no bad for a wee holiday, wouldn't stay there tho. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It raises a smile occasionally these days, rather than the way it used to leave me howling with laughter. I find I am less humorous on here these days too. I guess the sparks are fewer and those that fan the flames fewer too. |
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"I used to be on more, not so much fun anymore for me
Same here 
Thirded 
Fun people have gone to be replaced by a clutch of trolls 
When are you moving to Salisbury?
Haha!! Never love "
Heart breaker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We find the forum interesting, watching the same band of posters running riot with yawny sarcasm on threads.
And no, we won't say who, don't want to spoil the viewing
Keep it up boys and girls. |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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The politics forum is the best, so many refuse to agree with me about anything at all and so they tie themselves in ridiculous knots here are some of my recent favorites:
Two year olds care about what Michael Gove says
A career that doesn't pay enough to clothe, feed or house yourself is a good career
The government should chose if you should be employed or self employed because they know better than you do whats right for you
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