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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.
A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.
Do you follow the 3 second rule?
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"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.
A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.
Do you follow the 3 second rule?
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Depends what the floor is like surely ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Scientists have studied this. There are different "safe" time periods depending on the material that the edible object is made of (like a hard candy coating vs a wet consistency, etc.), and how dirty the floor is.
I take those factors into consideration when eating compromised foods.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.
A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.
Do you follow the 3 second rule?
Depends what the floor is like surely ?"
Relatively clean hard wood flooring, think I'll live I've eaten worse  |
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I shared a bucket of chicken with someone kinda famous in the dirty back yard of a club last year. A piece fell on the floor, he scooped it up, shrugged and ate it.
I then coined the term, Floor Chicken. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.
A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.
Do you follow the 3 second rule?
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No never....
If it hits the flor it go's to the bin.
Y wood you want to eat sumthing that's been on flor with hoo nows wot walked on it....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.
A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.
Do you follow the 3 second rule?
No never....
If it hits the flor it go's to the bin.
Y wood you want to eat sumthing that's been on flor with hoo nows wot walked on it.... "
That's like saying you wouldn't go down on a woman because you didn't know who'd been in there.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.
A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.
Do you follow the 3 second rule?
No never....
If it hits the flor it go's to the bin.
Y wood you want to eat sumthing that's been on flor with hoo nows wot walked on it....
That's like saying you wouldn't go down on a woman because you didn't know who'd been in there. "
As long as she's scrubbed herself with Flash floor cleaner it should be OK. |
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"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.
A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.
Do you follow the 3 second rule?
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Never had the problem. The Jaffa cakes always hit on the back of the head on the way down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"More like 10 seconds in my house. A bit of bacteria is good for the immune system."
Which is probably why I have the worst immune system. I wouldn't eat anything that missed the plate and fell on the table let alone the floor  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.
A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.
Do you follow the 3 second rule?
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In my house that's too slow, the dog would've caught it before it hit the floor |
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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago
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"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.
A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.
Do you follow the 3 second rule?
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Nope .... in Yorkshire it's a 1 second rule haha |
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"Just dropped a jaffa cake, looked left, looked right, quickly picked it up and scoffed it.
A wee bit of shite keeps the eyes bright.
Do you follow the 3 second rule?
Nope .... in Yorkshire it's a 1 second rule haha "
In Yorkshire you're too tight to buy a Jaffa cake, (says a Scotsman who lived in Yorkshire) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where Jaffa cakes are concerned I have a three day rule, possibly longer if no other biscuity, cakey confectionery is available."
I wish there was a 'like' button for some of the replies on here! |
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