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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

At the end of the day

But they're saying it all bloody day.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"So I turned round and said..."

I have visions of them spinning like a top.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Says more about them than it does about you."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't take this the wrong way - meaning Im an offensive twat who can't keep their mouth shut...

I hear you but - management bullshit meaning I haven't listened to a word you said and will continue with an unworkable plan...

xx

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Im not being funny, but...

Im not having a go, but...

Miss

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm not racist/sexist/ageist but...

Just own your bigotry and move on, preferably away from me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Do you know what I mean" after explaining something fairly simple and obvious, twice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Basically...

Out of the box

Blue sky thinking

etc.

Hate bollocks office speak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What goes up, must come down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pacifically

Aks me

Gah!!!!!! They annoy the fuck out of me...

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By *acavityMan  over a year ago

Redditch

What it is, repeated at the start of every sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"you know....." ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes up, must come down "

Unless you've taken too much Viagra!

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By *aggersMan  over a year ago

portsmouth

You know what !!!

No but I'm pretty sure your going to tell me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two twos - basically meaning 'then'

Get may - do you understand.

Gassing - Blowing their own trumpet.

Only in London

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'To be fair' bugs me. I don't know why, and it's probably irrational, but it does.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blah, blah, blah BUT...

BUT negates everything before it.

I like your dress BUT... (I don't like your dress)

I love you totally BUT... I don't love you totally.

Grrr

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By *op gooserMan  over a year ago

chester

'Do you know what I mean' yes I do you patronising, condescending prick

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What goes up, must come down "

Have you never owned an umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Basically...

Out of the box

Blue sky thinking

etc.

Hate bollocks office speak"

Basically is so annoying...

and any office terminbolloxgy...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Luke shooting fish in a barrel,like stealing candy from a baby,snd you can take that to the bank in fact anything a yank might spout lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes up, must come down

Have you never owned an umbrella "

Or a basic understanding of Newton's laws of motion...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'get away from me or i'll call the police' i hate hearing that one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes up, must come down

Have you never owned an umbrella

Or a basic understanding of Newton's laws of motion..."

To be fair, yes I have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Low hanging fucking fruit!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People that constantly say absolutely in response to anything grrrrrrrr lol

(that one is for Jacques Clouseau )...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When someone answers 'whatever'....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fab related & I don't know why it annoys the crap out of me ~ but everytime I read a forum response with "run my profile" or a variation of that it makes me you're not running a fecking corporation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When someone answers 'whatever'.... "

How about ~ whatevs.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who write tomz instead of tomorrow.

Get in the fucking sea!

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Work

Bills

No single men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

K

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When someone answers 'whatever'.... "

My mother absolutely hated when I would say this growing up....so now I've gotten into the habit of saying it all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who shorten ok to k or kk why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chillax

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who say expect the unexpected!

How the fuck can it be unexpected when your expecting it! Dumbfucks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I absolutely hate the phrase 'oh my days'. I mean I really hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'IT IS WHAT IT IS'

Grrrrrrr!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything that says 'keep calm and..........'

Fuck right off!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When someone answers 'whatever'....

My mother absolutely hated when I would say this growing up....so now I've gotten into the habit of saying it all the time! "

My teenager started this a while ago. Now he goes nuts when I answer it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything that says 'keep calm and..........'

Fuck right off!"

Keep calm and fuck right off.

Best get the copyrights for this one in lol

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land

The latest in our office is "I'm going to reach out to..." "Can you reach out to...?"

I can call them or email them if that's what you mean

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By *hekaiserMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

"You know what I am trying to say..." No muthafcuka,I dont...!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything that says 'keep calm and..........'

Fuck right off!

Keep calm and fuck right off.

Best get the copyrights for this one in lol "

It's already out there so keep calm and...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

......'you know what I mean?' tacked onto the end of a sentence would be unnecessary if the person spoke clearly in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'to be brutally honest'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I absolutely hate the phrase 'oh my days'. I mean I really hate it."

Oh my days that's just sooooo weird.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The latest in our office is "I'm going to reach out to..." "Can you reach out to...?"

I can call them or email them if that's what you mean "

No you don't just email them. You 'ping them an email'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The latest in our office is "I'm going to reach out to..." "Can you reach out to...?"

I can call them or email them if that's what you mean

No you don't just email them. You 'ping them an email' "

I think you'll find that you 'touch base'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The latest in our office is "I'm going to reach out to..." "Can you reach out to...?"

I can call them or email them if that's what you mean

No you don't just email them. You 'ping them an email'

I think you'll find that you 'touch base' "

House!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I understand where your coming from...but...

(My opinion is obviously right)

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By *ischief ManagedCouple  over a year ago

manchester

"itl be weekend soon " well its not weekend is it its bloody monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Back in the day;

When they're only about 17, so how can it be back in the day at that age.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Lol" usually inserted after a comment barely worthy of an eye roll. Did you laugh out loud? Did you? *exits stage left chuntering like Mutley on a grumpy day*

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

"Rant over" - I've just had a whinge and want to make it seem ok now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The latest in our office is "I'm going to reach out to..." "Can you reach out to...?"

I can call them or email them if that's what you mean

No you don't just email them. You 'ping them an email'

I think you'll find that you 'touch base' "

Better than touching cloth.

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

Outside age range.

When the trucks come I will be throwing you over the tailgate.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

If I agree to do something or say that I like something and someone says "are you sure?"

Of course I'm flaming sure, I wouldn't have said it if I wasn't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you hit your elbow, bash your head or stun your toe and someone says 'are you ok?'

Yes of course I am! I always sit here holding my head and grimacing in pain!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saying "right" in the middle of sentences x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At the end of the day

But they're saying it all bloody day. "

.....it gets dark.

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling

When people ask what did you say?

Then proceed to tell you exactly what you said, why are you asking then ffs

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Two current pet peeves...

"I know right" inserted seemingly randomly into a sentence

"Obvs" usually in written form, but heard someone say it out loud in a lift conversation and inwardly cringed!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not keen on "my bad" either.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Muthafucker....i hate that muthafuckin word

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Init....

Bruv...

Do you know what I mean like..

I'm only saying...

Alright luv...

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh another one that had me cringing when I heard someone say it out loud in the office...lady had been described as a "hero" for some task she'd undertaken....

...she responded...."I'm not a hero I'm a she-ro"!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh another one that had me cringing when I heard someone say it out loud in the office...lady had been described as a "hero" for some task she'd undertaken....

...she responded...."I'm not a hero I'm a she-ro"!!!"

Slap that bitch

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

No offence but....

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Did you fall over?

No, I'm just trying to break a bar of a chocolate in my pocket

On here: Shame I'm out of your age range, can't message you

How will that change their mind

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"People who say expect the unexpected!

How the fuck can it be unexpected when your expecting it! Dumbfucks! "

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Not an expression but I dislike z added to English words, like Phonez etc - not cute, clever or original

Lol, when nothing said would raise a smile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you hit your elbow, bash your head or stun your toe and someone says 'are you ok?'

Yes of course I am! I always sit here holding my head and grimacing in pain!"

Well,that's even worse when they say it to someone who's just been shot/parachute didn't open/fell off their bike/sustained major injuries in a car crash or shark attack. 'are you ok?' 'well.I'm not a doctor but I'd say it's highly unlikely,what with all this blood and stuff'.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

That cock that shouts out "mind your head" after you bumped it. yo dickhead, 2 seconds sooner eh?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can spot a fake a mile away

See that a lot on here, no you can't, not clearly anyway ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On behalf of everyone who was ever in the forces:

'You're in you're own time now'

'Get on the truck, get off the truck'

'Push it out'

'Hurry up an wait'

'As you were'

'Right lads, I don't want to fuck you about .......'

'Aly saves lives'

'Your skins water proof'

'If it's not raining it's not training'

'Your gonna love this'

Yeah yeah cheers

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"That cock that shouts out "mind your head" after you bumped it. yo dickhead, 2 seconds sooner eh?!"

Nothings that low surely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At work the .It won't happen overnight . Means . It won't fucking happen at all

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"That cock that shouts out "mind your head" after you bumped it. yo dickhead, 2 seconds sooner eh?!

Nothings that low surely "

Ooooooo ya cheeky sod hahaaa

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman  over a year ago

south yorkshire

God loves a trier as said by men who think they are special. I'm atheist so it's just stupid to me.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"That cock that shouts out "mind your head" after you bumped it. yo dickhead, 2 seconds sooner eh?!

Nothings that low surely

Ooooooo ya cheeky sod hahaaa "

Took a while but I knew you'd get me. As the saying go's the best things and all that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On here, people who say "Shame your so far away" .....

Hang on, who said I'd fuck you if you only lived next door

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When someone answers 'whatever'....

How about ~ whatevs.....

"

Do one sis.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On here, people who say "Shame your so far away" .....

Hang on, who said I'd fuck you if you only lived next door "

Fancy moving in next door?? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When someone answers 'whatever'....

How about ~ whatevs.....

"

even worse, usually done by someone kicking their toys out of the pram

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By *rGuyMan  over a year ago

Croydon

"Not trying to tell you how to do your job but........"

That one really annoys me!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Ha written at the end of everything. 'Hi ha ha ha' . ' What ya doing ha ha ha'.

It's not funny so don't ha ha ha it.

Shame you're so far away - as mentioned above. Really is my pet hate.

Just being honest ..... right before they give you a verbal bashing.

In my opinion - well you're giving it so who's opinion would it be?

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By *effrey45Man  over a year ago

Lytham

.....just saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To Sydney University.....

Fuck off with that shit!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Typical black girl expression

"I just think it's funny how..." *proceeds to say something that isn't funny in the slightest hahaha

I say that about 100 times a day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".....just saying"

Yeah but you can make proper cuntish comments on almost anything and it's alright as long as you say just saying at the end.

Just saying

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple  over a year ago

Tredegar

Happy Day's! Every time someone says it I think of The Fonz!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Happy Day's! Every time someone says it I think of The Fonz!

"

Heeeeeeeeeeeey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let's talk about the elephant in the room.

if you ever say this, you sound like a dick.

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire

And when the fuck did Nandos become cheeky ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit! I've got nothing left to say I only speak in clichés.

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By *layfulCouple86Couple  over a year ago

Lancashire


"Basically...

Out of the box

Blue sky thinking

etc.

Hate bollocks office speak"

So much if this gets banded around at work it's painful!

Managing expectations a.k.a. you over promised and can't deliver so now have to let a customer down.

And talking about something at "high level" I.e. being as vague as possible because you don't understand the technicalities of what you're saying.

I could list about 20 that get used hourly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two current pet peeves...

"I know right" inserted seemingly randomly into a sentence

"Obvs" usually in written form, but heard someone say it out loud in a lift conversation and inwardly cringed!!"

You mean saying those doesn't make you younger? Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On behalf of everyone who was ever in the forces:

'You're in you're own time now'

'Get on the truck, get off the truck'

'Push it out'

'Hurry up an wait'

'As you were'

'Right lads, I don't want to fuck you about .......'

'Aly saves lives'

'Your skins water proof'

'If it's not raining it's not training'

'Your gonna love this'

Yeah yeah cheers "

Gleaming, but I particularly hated '...you're in your own time now...'. Oh really?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two current pet peeves...

"I know right" inserted seemingly randomly into a sentence

"Obvs" usually in written form, but heard someone say it out loud in a lift conversation and inwardly cringed!!

You mean saying those doesn't make you younger? Bugger!"

I know, right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh another one that had me cringing when I heard someone say it out loud in the office...lady had been described as a "hero" for some task she'd undertaken....

...she responded...."I'm not a hero I'm a she-ro"!!!"

and I bet she thought yay go me with that reply.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Let's talk about the elephant in the room.

if you ever say this, you sound like a dick. "

Unless there really is an elephant in the room.

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By *ooskiMan  over a year ago

south coast

Just breath....., take it easy.....someone's tired

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"Basically...

Out of the box

Blue sky thinking

etc.

Hate bollocks office speak

Basically is so annoying...

and any office terminbolloxgy...

Can we sit down for a chat about........

xx"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Keeping the lights on' is a new one for this year

Basically means doing the bare minimum to not piss anyone off

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"On here, people who say "Shame your so far away" .....

Hang on, who said I'd fuck you if you only lived next door "

One of my my pet peeves

Also, "God loves a trier"

Well, i don't!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two wrongs don't make a right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's the thought that counts....

Yes... thanks for the happy birthday message and lack of present at my party... I should be so lucky

Am I bitter?

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By *im_66Woman  over a year ago

Bradford

So... every sentence.

Like...

Innit... grrrrrr

Can you tell I work with kids!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bruv and Fam!

No you twat, you're not my brother or a member of my family!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not you it's me ...... Seriously?!

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