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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This will hurt you, not me.
Problems? Ask away and I will offer advice.
(Disclaimer; I never said good/helpful/useful advice I'm also not trustworthy)  |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"I'll pass thanks 
Yeah keep walking, don't stop, don't dare even look at me  "
Takes up the batten. I'm quickly approaching 40, is this the right time to ditch the trainers and start wearing comfy shoes? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll pass thanks
Yeah keep walking, don't stop, don't dare even look at me
Takes up the batten. I'm quickly approaching 40, is this the right time to ditch the trainers and start wearing comfy shoes?"
There is only 1 trainer for a man approaching or over 40 adidas samba.
Even then it must be rembered that kids wear trackies out. Men wear jeans. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll pass thanks
Yeah keep walking, don't stop, don't dare even look at me
Takes up the batten. I'm quickly approaching 40, is this the right time to ditch the trainers and start wearing comfy shoes?
There is only 1 trainer for a man approaching or over 40 adidas samba.
Even then it must be rembered that kids wear trackies out. Men wear jeans. "
Adudas samba ...the training shoe of god himself  |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"I'll pass thanks
Yeah keep walking, don't stop, don't dare even look at me
Takes up the batten. I'm quickly approaching 40, is this the right time to ditch the trainers and start wearing comfy shoes?
There is only 1 trainer for a man approaching or over 40 adidas samba.
Even then it must be rembered that kids wear trackies out. Men wear jeans. "
Forgot to add. On meets. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll pass thanks
Yeah keep walking, don't stop, don't dare even look at me
Takes up the batten. I'm quickly approaching 40, is this the right time to ditch the trainers and start wearing comfy shoes?
There is only 1 trainer for a man approaching or over 40 adidas samba.
Even then it must be rembered that kids wear trackies out. Men wear jeans.
Forgot to add. On meets. "
how the fuck do I know what goes through a woman's head? Well unless I just shot her in it.
Personally I often wear trainers and jeans or deck shoes and jeans, with a t shirt. If I'm scrubbed and clean I fail to see the problem. If I was meeting you on a Wednesday morning I wouldn't expect you to boogie into costa as trovalta in Saturday night fever.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do I learn to walk in heels without looking like a tit?  "
You need a ghetto blaster for this.
Do it in a locked cemetery at night, jump the wall or gate, put on the heals. Put thriller on and strut your stuff.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do I learn to walk in heels without looking like a tit?
Practice in the privacy of your own home.
Then venture slowly outside "
Did they ask you? No
Was your advice good? Don't answer that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dark ma main man
Here's the script
Why won't some of these 'fmites'let me express mysel and be me? why dae they want me to change and be like them?
Dae a give a shite? naw! will a conform? hell naw!
Ps I borrowed my neighbours panties off her washing line and don't know if I should return them or no.
Plz help. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do I find a man that wants to shag me?
Throw a paper airplane in any wetherspoons in the uk on Saturday night at 10:45. "
Will the men have beer goggles on so early? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do I learn to walk in heels without looking like a tit?
Alternatively aquire a Zimmer frame, blue rinse wig and baggy old granny coat. "
Just off to the shops.......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do I find a man that wants to shag me?
Throw a paper airplane in any wetherspoons in the uk on Saturday night at 10:45.
Will the men have beer goggles on so early?"
If they went in at 8am.... anyways I meant in the evening it's not 24 hour army clock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dark ma main man
Here's the script
Why won't some of these 'fmites'let me express mysel and be me? why dae they want me to change and be like them?
Dae a give a shite? naw! will a conform? hell naw!
Ps I borrowed my neighbours panties off her washing line and don't know if I should return them or no.
Plz help. "
I'm gonna recommend you type shit I can understand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dark ma main man
Here's the script
Why won't some of these 'fmites'let me express mysel and be me? why dae they want me to change and be like them?
Dae a give a shite? naw! will a conform? hell naw!
Ps I borrowed my neighbours panties off her washing line and don't know if I should return them or no.
Plz help.
I'm gonna recommend you type shit I can understand "
Wash the trollies before you return them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do I learn to walk in heels without looking like a tit?
Alternatively aquire a Zimmer frame, blue rinse wig and baggy old granny coat. "
Are you stalking me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do I learn to walk in heels without looking like a tit?
Alternatively aquire a Zimmer frame, blue rinse wig and baggy old granny coat.
Are you stalking me? "
I can do if you like, all my friends go on about Zimmer frames and a few of my previous partners.
And dairy lee, worthers orrigionals....
Did he offer you sweets
Did he ask you if you wanted to see some puppies
What have I told you about getting in cars with strange older men |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will I ever get to play a game of Words with Friends without a bloke asking me if I wanna talk dirty?
Be quiet whilst I play this 120 point word! "
Not unless you change your profile to male
40
Bi
From stoke
And put older men and s&m as likes
You are then never gonna get asked to talk dirty.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dark ma main man
Here's the script
Why won't some of these 'fmites'let me express mysel and be me? why dae they want me to change and be like them?
Dae a give a shite? naw! will a conform? hell naw!
Ps I borrowed my neighbours panties off her washing line and don't know if I should return them or no.
Plz help.
I'm gonna recommend you type shit I can understand "
You wouldny hear dear deidre say that, yer sacked, sacked a say  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dark ma main man
Here's the script
Why won't some of these 'fmites'let me express mysel and be me? why dae they want me to change and be like them?
Dae a give a shite? naw! will a conform? hell naw!
Ps I borrowed my neighbours panties off her washing line and don't know if I should return them or no.
Plz help.
I'm gonna recommend you type shit I can understand
You wouldny hear dear deidre say that, yer sacked, sacked a say "
I bet I give better blowjobs though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dark ma main man
Here's the script
Why won't some of these 'fmites'let me express mysel and be me? why dae they want me to change and be like them?
Dae a give a shite? naw! will a conform? hell naw!
Ps I borrowed my neighbours panties off her washing line and don't know if I should return them or no.
Plz help.
I'm gonna recommend you type shit I can understand
You wouldny hear dear deidre say that, yer sacked, sacked a say
I bet I give better blowjobs though. "
naw |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dark ma main man
Here's the script
Why won't some of these 'fmites'let me express mysel and be me? why dae they want me to change and be like them?
Dae a give a shite? naw! will a conform? hell naw!
Ps I borrowed my neighbours panties off her washing line and don't know if I should return them or no.
Plz help.
I'm gonna recommend you type shit I can understand
You wouldny hear dear deidre say that, yer sacked, sacked a say
I bet I give better blowjobs though.
naw"
Yeh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sanitary towels rub my soft fleshy lips but I don't like tampons.... what to do?"
Personally I think there's something a bit wrong with someone who bleeds for a week and doesn't die.............
Watch razor blade smile, let it flow, get down to some serious period play with sexy goth vampire chicks.
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