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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

.. blow jobs meant exactly that - like some sort of penis inflation technique

.. those x-ray specs that people had as kiddies could really see you naked through your clothes!

.. (and that age old classic) that the swimming pool water really would turn blue if you had a wee in it!

What did you use to naively believe as a young 'un?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".. blow jobs meant exactly that - like some sort of penis inflation technique

What did you use to naively believe as a young 'un? "

Haha. When I heard the phrase 'blow job' I literally thought the girl would be just blowing it. Seriously.

You can imagine my face when she put it in her mouth. True story. Shocked me to a stunned silence.

Maybe I should keep that too myself, but I've typed it now. It can stay there.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


".. blow jobs meant exactly that - like some sort of penis inflation technique

.. those x-ray specs that people had as kiddies could really see you naked through your clothes!

.. (and that age old classic) that the swimming pool water really would turn blue if you had a wee in it!

Ha ha I love whatever you are on Dan!! Made me smile!!

What did you use to naively believe as a young 'un? "

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By *rightonfranceMan  over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

chinese girls pussys went from left to right and not up and down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That politicians actually tried to help the citizens.

That wars were justified.

Hard work is recognised and effort equals reward.

Such a gullible fool in those days.

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"That politicians actually tried to help the citizens.

That wars were justified.

Hard work is recognised and effort equals reward.

Such a gullible fool in those days."

Some still are THAT gullible

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


".. blow jobs meant exactly that - like some sort of penis inflation technique

What did you use to naively believe as a young 'un?

Haha. When I heard the phrase 'blow job' I literally thought the girl would be just blowing it. Seriously.

You can imagine my face when she put it in her mouth. True story. Shocked me to a stunned silence.

Maybe I should keep that too myself, but I've typed it now. It can stay there.

"

It's possibly more common than we think - I used to think that too but a female friend admitted it too a few years back!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".. blow jobs meant exactly that - like some sort of penis inflation technique

"

"Blow job" is weird cos one thing I do know is you aren't supposed to blow....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That if you pulled a face and the wind changed you would stay like that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".. blow jobs meant exactly that - like some sort of penis inflation technique

.. those x-ray specs that people had as kiddies could really see you naked through your clothes!

.. (and that age old classic) that the swimming pool water really would turn blue if you had a wee in it!

What did you use to naively believe as a young 'un? "

A young 'en there's some I still believe now

My mother once told me that salmon was 'deep sea cod' it was pink because they had to swim harder thus using more muscles...the worst part was she only told me in my twenties

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"chinese girls pussys went from left to right and not up and down"
hahaha i watched a Hannibal rising last nite n it's got that very thing in it.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"chinese girls pussys went from left to right and not up and down"

Like a smile???

That's a bit fucked up tbh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So are there not sign posts on the clouds to tell the pilots which way to go?

PTU xxx

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown

All of the usual suspects

If the wind changes your face will stay like that

Breaking a mirror (perhaps with said face) is seven years bad luck

If you walk under a ladder it's bad luck

Carrots will help you see in the dark

And so on...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So are there not sign posts on the clouds to tell the pilots which way to go?

PTU xxx "

Oh I nearly peed myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That a Swan will break your arm with its wings...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the ice-cream van played it's tune it was to tell the kids he had run out

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

An individual one to me I know, but my Grandad used to have a round scar on his neck which he told me as a kid was a war wound from a piece of shrapnel...only found out not long before he died that it was actually from where he'd had a boil lanced that didn't heal right!!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

That if you picked your nose your brains fell out

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By *VBethTV/TS  over a year ago

Chester

That girls wee came out of their bum because they sat down to go (When I was very young). I'm still no expert on female systems but I don't need to be!

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york

The milk man left me on the doorstep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the ice-cream van played it's tune it was to tell the kids he had run out "

Burst out laughing. Your parents where mean.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Girls are made of sugar, spice and all things nice.

They're so not thank God

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That father Christmas broke into houses and stole toys in untidy rooms, or left them in tidy rooms.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you sneeze with your eyes open they will pop out...actually i've still not tested this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grandad could find 50ps from behind my ear but I couldn't no matter how hard I tried...

xx

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo

From around 7 to 10 I believed that teenage girls had ONE single period in their lives, thanks to the ineptitude and reluctance of my mother's sex ed chat. When I realised otherwise I was *devastated*. Thanks Mum!

She also insisted that a sheath (that's what condoms used to be politely called in the olden days for you younger readers) was 'something you put your sword in', not realising she wasn't so far off the mark at all. Though due to the context which had led me to asking I didn't believe *that* one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That eating your crusts made your hair curly.

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