"I'll have a pint of the usual please, and ma mate says can you unbutton a few of your buttons whilst you're pouring them please
Your "mate"...
Hmmm "
Yeah well, he has a striking resemblance to me  |
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over a year ago
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"A blowjob please...
Baileys, Amaretto and Kahlua and whipped cream
Fuck off,this ain't a posh bar ya know, half a pint of mild and a bag of salted nuts for you ma friend then you can do one "
Make it a pint of the darkest ale, and some salt and vinegar.  |
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"You lot are thoroughly wicked.
Drinks are on me!
*lies back and waits for champagne to be poured over her and licked off "
Jumps up and down with arm in air been held up with other arm schoolboy like saying: me miss, me miss please pick me miss!  |
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