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I've come to the conclusion that I'd be a terrible murderer

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I viciously killed a biggish house spider this morning - a leg fell off! - and it's stuck to the wall, so because I don't want to look at it or peel it off yet, I've hidden it behind a conditioner bottle.

I couldn't defend my innocence with my lack of care of covering up such a sadistic murder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vacuum the little sod.

No one will know.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

You do know its brothers will come back and haunt you at night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do know its brothers will come back and haunt you at night

Keep the dyson handy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lmao app when I was a toddler I use to pull the legs off daddy long legs spiders. I'm innocent tho as I don't remember so in this I pronounce you innocent as you have hidden your crime. BTW are you sure is dead? It could be sending out "help me" calls to its bigger brothers.

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You do know its brothers will come back and haunt you at night

And they'll also meet their ends with a magazine and a thick book.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lmao app when I was a toddler I use to pull the legs off daddy long legs spiders. I'm innocent tho as I don't remember so in this I pronounce you innocent as you have hidden your crime. BTW are you sure is dead? It could be sending out "help me" calls to its bigger brothers.

PTU XXX "

Awww! Yeah it's 100% deceased

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Awwwwe poor spider .... couldnt you have caught him in a glass and put him outside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PTU XXX

Awww! Yeah it's 100% deceased

Good girl!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the fact you've admitted to it would make you a terrible murderer

I shut my eyes and hoover them up

if I shut my eyes I can say it was an accident

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Everything has a right to live,the poor thing's don't live that long as it is,why deny it what life it has!! Terrible

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Where are the hunky men when they are needed.... don't men pick up on ladies screams when there's a spidey lurking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think the fact you've admitted to it would make you a terrible murderer

I shut my eyes and hoover them up

if I shut my eyes I can say it was an accident

... oh yeah. I'm terrible at keeping my own secrets

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Awwwwe poor spider .... couldnt you have caught him in a glass and put him outside

That's what I do,only because the kid's don't like them. I wouldn't bother and just leave it alone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did spider genocide where I used to live, they were all over the back yard so I sprinkled a little seed around and my evil hench pidgeons made them disappear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where are the hunky men when they are needed.... don't men pick up on ladies screams when there's a spidey lurking?

Actually... one of my ex boyfriends grew up in Cape Town and he's still petrified of spiders. So I was sat in the living room at his house at the time and I heard something crash in the kitchen, and him swearing in Afrikaans. He was trying to be brave and catch a spider in a plastic takeaway container but he ended up chopping one of its legs off instead and all I could do was laugh.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"Where are the hunky men when they are needed.... don't men pick up on ladies screams when there's a spidey lurking?

H freaks when I let them run around on my hands and arms while walking them to the back door.

Did get bit by a big bugger once so they go in a glass.

Our cats used to gobble them up so maybe a cat OP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG. Killing spiders with the vac. You are Dyson with death.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

"I viciously killed a biggish house spider this morning - a leg fell off! - and it's stuck to the wall, so because I don't want to look at it or peel it off yet, I've hidden it behind a conditioner bottle.

I couldn't defend my innocence with my lack of care of covering up such a sadistic murder.

Wait til Sunday and confess your sin to Sister Lisa.

Don't you worry. She'll sort you out.

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Hmmmm nice cover story.

I hope any bodies buried under your patio don't also just have an exposed leg covered with a plant pot.....

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