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Single guy pretending to be a couple…. by bringing a blow-up doll along to the meet.
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Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?
I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding   |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?
I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding "
best ever Only Fools and Horse show ever was the blow up dolls  |
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?
I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding "
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?
I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding
How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????"
Errmmmmm.... because it is a post about a single guy bringing a blow-up doll to a meet so he could pretend to be a couple  |
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?
I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding
How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????
Errmmmmm.... because it is a post about a single guy bringing a blow-up doll to a meet so he could pretend to be a couple "
PMSL Polo you are sooo funny  |
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?
I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding
How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????"
ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you |
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?
I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding
How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????
ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you"
it's ok I don't need to read them first. We are all supposed to be adults, so...
Hey, we all have our thing, mine is the forums ok...ok...
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?
I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding
How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????
ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you
it's ok I don't need to read them first. We are all supposed to be adults, so...
Hey, we all have our thing, mine is the forums ok...ok...
lol"
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The heading was about blowup dolls, the post was about wait for it.................blowup dolls |
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?
I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding
How does the heading match up with your post?????????????????????????????
ffs are you the forum police, first you only want certain posts on the boards and in certain sections, now your moaning about post headings. Maybe we should all pm you our posts before we post them just to make sure there ok by you
it's ok I don't need to read them first. We are all supposed to be adults, so...
Hey, we all have our thing, mine is the forums ok...ok...
lol
and verifications
The heading was about blowup dolls, the post was about wait for it.................blowup dolls"
Oh, I have made an error, not sure how I though it was on cam...Apologies to all who need one. |
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"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.
Pass me my coat while your there 
Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol"
Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp.  |
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"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.
Pass me my coat while your there
Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol
Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp. "
lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol |
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"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.
Pass me my coat while your there
Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol
Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp.
lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol"
Ooh, thats a bit low. The poor fella was knackered from a long days swimmming, it happens to all fish at sometime.  |
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"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.
Pass me my coat while your there
Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol
Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp.
lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol
Ooh, thats a bit low. The poor fella was knackered from a long days swimmming, it happens to all fish at sometime. "
yea well next time tell him not to leave a bloody great puddle at the foot of my bed  |
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"And I'm sure Polo felt very let down by the experience.
Pass me my coat while your there
Talking of blowup dolls hows the trout coming along lol
Harry Haddock is feeling a little limp.
lol sorry haddock not trout, well he left me feeling a bit flat lol
Ooh, thats a bit low. The poor fella was knackered from a long days swimmming, it happens to all fish at sometime.
yea well next time tell him not to leave a bloody great puddle at the foot of my bed "
He was confused Mmmkay, he's used to releasing his sperm into the water and letting the current do the rest.
And award for the most surreal thread on FAB goes to ......... |
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"FFS! Get a room or at least matching balaclavas "
I'd love to, but they don't make them in my size...... oh you meant the ones for my head
Besides, we have a room. Care to join us? I'll warn you, be careful of the fish fingers |
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"FFS! Get a room or at least matching balaclavas
I'd love to, but they don't make them in my size...... oh you meant the ones for my head
Besides, we have a room. Care to join us? I'll warn you, be careful of the fish fingers "
This happens to be a serious thread about a serious issue – not a cryptic review of who left what body fluid globules where |
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"sorry for hi-jacking your extremely serious post polo, you must forgive me. I just wanted people to be aware before they agree to a meet with harry haddock"
I should think so too! You'll be thanking me for this when a couple turns up for a meet and she has "Made in China" tattooed on her back and a puncture kit taped to the back of her neck! |
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"sorry for hi-jacking your extremely serious post polo, you must forgive me. I just wanted people to be aware before they agree to a meet with harry haddock
I should think so too! You'll be thanking me for this when a couple turns up for a meet and she has "Made in China" tattooed on her back and a puncture kit taped to the back of her neck!"
Thankyou polo, i do indeed see your point. I think this should be a public information post |
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I should have guessed from the photos they sent – one was of him and I could see her reflection in a mirror in the background. She was laying on the bed with what appeared to be a bicycle pump up her arse… I just thought they had a flatulence fetish  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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" Do they really think you won’t eventually notice?
I became suspicious when the wifey wouldn’t sit down and was just propped against the door. Then I noticed his lips moving when she asked me to give her hubby a blow-job. The concluding evidence was when a gust wind came through the open window, floated her across the room landing face first on a burning candle and her head exploding "
really think you should have headed this post '13' would have made it much clearer to the hard of reading  |
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really think you should have headed this post '13' would have made it much clearer to the hard of reading "
Oh, I have that sometimes, hard of reading |
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