"The revelation that the CIA & Samsung are producing TV's that watch the watchers has meant I have had to limit self pleasure to other rooms.
How has the news affected you ?"
I already knew. I don't think they're worried about wankers like us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now I know, the Samsungs going in the bedroom, the blapunkd is going in the lounge.
I'm gonna keep out brave secret spy's happy, I'm gonna give em loads to watch. With my kik spray painted on the wall behind me.  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"The revelation that the CIA & Samsung are producing TV's that watch the watchers has meant I have had to limit self pleasure to other rooms.
How has the news affected you ?
I already knew. I don't think they're worried about wankers like us."
The Yanks are already a load of wankers so they're one step ahead of us! |
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over a year ago
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I already put sticky notes over my laptop cameras and always unplug any free standing cameras when not in use.
But the thing I always think about is my cell phone camera. I tried putting a small sticky note over it, but it ended up on my cheek after a phone call, so I'm back to square one  |
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"I already put sticky notes over my laptop cameras and always unplug any free standing cameras when not in use.
But the thing I always think about is my cell phone camera. I tried putting a small sticky note over it, but it ended up on my cheek after a phone call, so I'm back to square one "
Tippex. Comes off with your nail if you want to use the camera. |
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"I already put sticky notes over my laptop cameras and always unplug any free standing cameras when not in use.
But the thing I always think about is my cell phone camera. I tried putting a small sticky note over it, but it ended up on my cheek after a phone call, so I'm back to square one
Tippex. Comes off with your nail if you want to use the camera."
Good idea, thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I buy Samsung products for all my technology! 
Not really concerned about who is checking what because there is nothing we can do to stop that.
This has been done for years. The things you think they can't do... already done.
The things you think are impossible... they are possible and already done.
The fact that we know means they were done years ago.
Things are being done today that we will only find out about years later.
It's not all doom and gloom...
This is the bit where I say something to lift our spirits.
Erm nope it's looking pretty gloomy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the CIA has hacked my cat as it keeps turning up mid-wank and just sits staring.
Its very off putting"
 our cat turns up when we are shagging. As you say, very off putting but we don't have an issue with another guy helping out. |
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"Just buy Sony shit instead ffs
It doesn't matter who's "shit" it is....
Ah well, I don't have a webcam anyway
#inthedarkages
Neither do i. But i do have a front facing camera on my phone. "
Bloody show off!
I have a 22" monitor with inbuilt speakers so there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Damn you are right, CIA cat hacking division has been ultra busy of late...
Quick request, to all that carry a mobile phone, please do so in your arse pocket so the inteligence services can listen to the whole world farting
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The revelation that the CIA & Samsung are producing TV's that watch the watchers has meant I have had to limit self pleasure to other rooms.
How has the news affected you ?"
Meh theyve been able to do this with phones playstations/xbox cams for ages.
The nsa also scoops up nearly every video chst flying around so they probbaly have your naughty skypesesions at some point.
.but at this stage its basically like Apple's ideology "security through obscurity" youre a pointless peon not worth the storage space to monitor let alone the man hours.
Heck bashing one out in front of your telly every day might be the best way to put off surveillance what analyst wants to watch that |
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Wiki leaks proved what the whack jobs had been saying for years, they can spy on you through any device.
They can take control of your car computer and the plane your flying on as well the Russians are obviously behind because they still need to stick plutonium in your tea  |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"The revelation that the CIA & Samsung are producing TV's that watch the watchers has meant I have had to limit self pleasure to other rooms.
How has the news affected you ?"
Good news for all the exhibitionists. |
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