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over a year ago
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The problem we both find with the majority of porn is that there's no story line, it's just boring sex.
But probably porn stars are not great actors to act out a great story line.
One porno we liked with a good story was 'Private Teacher' but it's some what now outdated.
Babysitters starring Dorothy Black is a good lesbian one, but just 13 mins long on tube8.
Anyone know of good one on tube8 or pornhub? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.
no story either but i feel they don't need one."
We just looked, yes, we find clown gangbang stuff boring. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..
(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)
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No, I'm with you on that one. Stories are for my imagination wanks. Which are much better than porn anyday but hey - sometimes you just need a quick fix. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..
(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)
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You're probably not in the minority, we just like watching porn that has a credible story to it.
Imagine two dvd's, one with just 2 hours of random scenes of fucking and sucking and a one that's 2 hours of camping with different campers, groups etc.. fucking for different reasons. It'll be the camping one we'll go for all the time.
Know what we mean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..
(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)
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No, I'm with you on that one. Stories are for my imagination wanks. Which are much better than porn anyday but hey - sometimes you just need a quick fix."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.
no story either but i feel they don't need one."
That cracked me up.
I don't feel the need for a story either.
Ruby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..
(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)
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You're probably not in the minority, we just like watching porn that has a credible story to it.
Imagine two dvd's, one with just 2 hours of random scenes of fucking and sucking and a one that's 2 hours of camping with different campers, groups etc.. fucking for different reasons. It'll be the camping one we'll go for all the time.
Know what we mean."
I'd choose the constant fucking! Wouldn't want to wAnk over camping stories 
Ruby |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.
no story either but i feel they don't need one.
That cracked me up.
I don't feel the need for a story either.
Ruby"
finding one with jugglers is the highlight of my browsing. |
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"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..
(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)
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This...not in the same tone mind you but most definitely THIS |
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"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..
(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)
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You're probably not in the minority, we just like watching porn that has a credible story to it.
Imagine two dvd's, one with just 2 hours of random scenes of fucking and sucking and a one that's 2 hours of camping with different campers, groups etc.. fucking for different reasons. It'll be the camping one we'll go for all the time.
Know what we mean."
Carry on camping? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might be in the slight fucking minority here but..
(I'm not watching Porn for the Storyline)
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You're probably not in the minority, we just like watching porn that has a credible story to it.
Imagine two dvd's, one with just 2 hours of random scenes of fucking and sucking and a one that's 2 hours of camping with different campers, groups etc.. fucking for different reasons. It'll be the camping one we'll go for all the time.
Know what we mean."
I was thinking plumber, electrician, tv man (not the Fab type!) but when you said camping i spat a bit of tea out |
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Wasteland is pretty decent ish! Acting not Oscar material but the story is somewhat more bearable than the usual plumber/casting couch/fridge repairer! Photography is pretty decent too. There's a great lesbian scene that the Mrs absolutely loves too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.
no story either but i feel they don't need one.
That cracked me up.
I don't feel the need for a story either.
Ruby
finding one with jugglers is the highlight of my browsing. "
Fucking hell proper lol'ing now 
Ruby |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd choose the constant fucking! Wouldn't want to wAnk over camping stories
Ruby
I know.
Fucking camping...come the fuck on... 
Ha ha this totally made me laugh ! Xx "
This thread is fucking great
Ruby |
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I prefer some sort of storyline when watching, I don't watch porn for a "quick fix" I would rather take my time and enjoy different scenarios,
Anything from Seduction to people having affairs as long as its all in English and I usually end up watching the same 4 or 5 Women,
Compilation videos or 70's 80's movies are my next choice if I cant find something recent that I want to watch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I prefer some sort of storyline when watching, I don't watch porn for a "quick fix" I would rather take my time and enjoy different scenarios,
Anything from Seduction to people having affairs as long as its all in English and I usually end up watching the same 4 or 5 Women,
Compilation videos or 70's 80's movies are my next choice if I cant find something recent that I want to watch"
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black and white vintage 1920,s or 30,s some later, hair styles, stockings/holdups even footwear I find enjoyable there is more acting in some than others but usually not much in a lot of porn before the 1970,s. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.
no story either but i feel they don't need one.
That cracked me up.
I don't feel the need for a story either.
Ruby
finding one with jugglers is the highlight of my browsing.
Fucking hell proper lol'ing now
Ruby"
aw glad you're happy.
i'm outta fun porn already though, boo sucks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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'Marjorie, I need to hammer this peg in a bit more. I need you to grab my tool'
Marjorie passed Derek a mallet
Derek hammers the peg tightly to the ground
'Thank you my dear. You handled that well'
*fap fap fap* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooh do look for clown gangbangs, nothing boring about them.
no story either but i feel they don't need one.
That cracked me up.
I don't feel the need for a story either.
Ruby
finding one with jugglers is the highlight of my browsing.
Fucking hell proper lol'ing now
Ruby
aw glad you're happy.
i'm outta fun porn already though, boo sucks."
Gutted! Biggest laugh I've done all day!
Ruby x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'Marjorie, I need to hammer this peg in a bit more. I need you to grab my tool'
Marjorie passed Derek a mallet
Derek hammers the peg tightly to the ground
'Thank you my dear. You handled that well'
*fap fap fap*"
Haaaaa! Love this thread I want to keep it forever. Sorry OP I feel mean, but it is very funny xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'd choose the constant fucking! Wouldn't want to wAnk over camping stories
Ruby
I know.
Fucking camping...come the fuck on...
Ha ha this totally made me laugh ! Xx
This thread is fucking great
Ruby"
We're not into 5 minute wanks, just seeing sex in a porno in our twentys was a turn on, suppose we've matured up where there needs to be a cedible story to get to the sex scene. We just look for more past the wam-bam-thankyou-m'am cliche stage. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"'Marjorie, I need to hammer this peg in a bit more. I need you to grab my tool'
Marjorie passed Derek a mallet
Derek hammers the peg tightly to the ground
'Thank you my dear. You handled that well'
*fap fap fap*
Haaaaa! Love this thread I want to keep it forever. Sorry OP I feel mean, but it is very funny xxx"
Some of us are more mature, glad you find it funny |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"'Marjorie, I need to hammer this peg in a bit more. I need you to grab my tool'
Marjorie passed Derek a mallet
Derek hammers the peg tightly to the ground
'Thank you my dear. You handled that well'
*fap fap fap*
Haaaaa! Love this thread I want to keep it forever. Sorry OP I feel mean, but it is very funny xxx
Some of us are more mature, glad you find it funny "
got to admit this is the most fun i've had in a porn thread ever also. thank you OP. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got to admit this is the most fun i've had in a porn thread ever also. thank you OP. "
No problem. I read an article recently on the in and outs (oh err) of porn. It depends on your mental brain capacity on what people find appealing. Many find just watching a sex scene stimulating. I'm not being rude etc.. but the article did hint at the connection to maturity level. Same with films, where some prefer a good story line over special effects etc.. someting to mentally stimulate the mind.
Again, a 5 min cock and pussy interaction can satisfy some people's concentration, others like us, enjoy a higher level of visual/mental stimulation. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"Got to admit this is the most fun i've had in a porn thread ever also. thank you OP.
No problem. I read an article recently on the in and outs (oh err) of porn. It depends on your mental brain capacity on what people find appealing. Many find just watching a sex scene stimulating. I'm not being rude etc.. but the article did hint at the connection to maturity level. Same with films, where some prefer a good story line over special effects etc.. someting to mentally stimulate the mind.
Again, a 5 min cock and pussy interaction can satisfy some people's concentration, others like us, enjoy a higher level of visual/mental stimulation."
i like a variety of stuff really. mostly fun porn (i don't wank over this tbf) or romantic porn, or just stuff where only the woman is being pleasured. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I saw a great one on Friday! Google. 'Dale buys a new house'. It's only got 3 stars but fuck me the acting is incredible! There is so many twists and turns and the ending is unbelievable! The way the lead character takes on her role is Oscar worthy! Honestly have a look! Proper got stuck into that one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got to admit this is the most fun i've had in a porn thread ever also. thank you OP.
No problem. I read an article recently on the in and outs (oh err) of porn. It depends on your mental brain capacity on what people find appealing. Many find just watching a sex scene stimulating. I'm not being rude etc.. but the article did hint at the connection to maturity level. Same with films, where some prefer a good story line over special effects etc.. someting to mentally stimulate the mind.
Again, a 5 min cock and pussy interaction can satisfy some people's concentration, others like us, enjoy a higher level of visual/mental stimulation."
Err. ...I'm not being rude either but I only use porn as a last minute need to get there quickly kinda thing. I don't use porn for higher level simulation. I prefer the real thing and interaction with real people for that. Not that I'm being condescending or anything. |
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"Got to admit this is the most fun i've had in a porn thread ever also. thank you OP.
No problem. I read an article recently on the in and outs (oh err) of porn. It depends on your mental brain capacity on what people find appealing. Many find just watching a sex scene stimulating. I'm not being rude etc.. but the article did hint at the connection to maturity level. Same with films, where some prefer a good story line over special effects etc.. someting to mentally stimulate the mind.
Again, a 5 min cock and pussy interaction can satisfy some people's concentration, others like us, enjoy a higher level of visual/mental stimulation.
Err. ...I'm not being rude either but I only use porn as a last minute need to get there quickly kinda thing. I don't use porn for higher level simulation. I prefer the real thing and interaction with real people for that. Not that I'm being condescending or anything. "
Here here! Who gives a fuck how mature we are anyway, I have a masters degree and a very senior well paid job. And I like filthy fuckery porn without storylines and enjoy having a laugh and still find immature toilet humour as hilarious as I did when I was a kid. Big wow!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ruby
Erm, maturity and IQ are two different things !!"
Exactly my point, being accused of being immature for having a laugh at something that is funny is hardly much of a put down. Did you expect me to be hurt by it?
I have a brain, and so couldn't care less if I appear immature, and neither, it seems can most of the other fab members.
Thankfully, I don't have a stick up my arse but if I did, I'd lend it to the porn industry to toast marshmallows on for their camping shoots!
Ruby |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Erm, maturity and IQ are two different things !!
Exactly my point, being accused of being immature for having a laugh at something that is funny is hardly much of a put down. Did you expect me to be hurt by it?
I have a brain, and so couldn't care less if I appear immature, and neither, it seems can most of the other fab members.
Thankfully, I don't have a stick up my arse but if I did, I'd lend it to the porn industry to toast marshmallows on for their camping shoots!
Ruby"
Good for you wanting to be immature. Young at heart. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"Why not make your own !?
role play is great fun if you take a little bit of time to plan it out .. "
i'd love to make my own clown porn and i clown pie a guy in the face just as he's coming.
we can both be dressed as clowns but he is a comedy one and i'm more like harley quinn or a sexy clown like that. |
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If I've watched porn with a storyline for more than a few mins the cheesy storylines & really bad acting have made me laugh more than getting aroused. Sensual porn is more of a turn on. Gives you something for the wank bank at a later date!  |
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