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over a year ago
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"can't even get one fist in mine...well i thought this topic applied to me but it does not."
At least you tried! 
I think this topic applies to me n it does as I'm a huge fanny most of the time |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"can't even get one fist in mine...well i thought this topic applied to me but it does not.
At least you tried!
I think this topic applies to me n it does as I'm a huge fanny most of the time"
you're alright. 
i don't mind being fisted it just won't happen any more since i got older (or maybe it's coz i'm having less sex). |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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ode to the giant fanny:
i love to gaze into your space
i wonder if i will get sucked in
and fall so deep that forever i will remain within
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your folds and flaps so grand
i pull on them so tightly
but always with care and try to do so lightly
.
your wetness so sweet
it tastes so good
i lick and try to fit more inside of you but worry if i should
.
i take out the lamp and side table
i think i was taking it too far
and sorry i tried yo use you as a garage for my car. |
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"ode to the giant fanny:
i love to gaze into your space
i wonder if i will get sucked in
and fall so deep that forever i will remain within
.
your folds and flaps so grand
i pull on them so tightly
but always with care and try to do so lightly
.
your wetness so sweet
it tastes so good
i lick and try to fit more inside of you but worry if i should
.
i take out the lamp and side table
i think i was taking it too far
and sorry i tried yo use you as a garage for my car."
who put 20p in you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can't even get one fist in mine...well i thought this topic applied to me but it does not.
At least you tried!
I think this topic applies to me n it does as I'm a huge fanny most of the time
you're alright.
i don't mind being fisted it just won't happen any more since i got older (or maybe it's coz i'm having less sex)."
Maybe less sex but it's the sex you want....I hope anyway!
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"can't even get one fist in mine...well i thought this topic applied to me but it does not.
At least you tried!
I think this topic applies to me n it does as I'm a huge fanny most of the time
you're alright.
i don't mind being fisted it just won't happen any more since i got older (or maybe it's coz i'm having less sex).
Maybe less sex but it's the sex you want....I hope anyway!
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usually, although that changes at the time.
might just stick to writing poems, i'm enjoying that more than anything tonight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can't even get one fist in mine...well i thought this topic applied to me but it does not.
At least you tried!
I think this topic applies to me n it does as I'm a huge fanny most of the time
you're alright.
i don't mind being fisted it just won't happen any more since i got older (or maybe it's coz i'm having less sex).
Maybe less sex but it's the sex you want....I hope anyway!
usually, although that changes at the time.
might just stick to writing poems, i'm enjoying that more than anything tonight. "
Get those juices flowing!
The creative juices that is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two fists? 
Poor woman...I hope she stole your watch!
There's some huge ones on here, take up the whole screen, aubergines strategically placed & all sorts!  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"can't even get one fist in mine...well i thought this topic applied to me but it does not.
At least you tried!
I think this topic applies to me n it does as I'm a huge fanny most of the time
you're alright.
i don't mind being fisted it just won't happen any more since i got older (or maybe it's coz i'm having less sex).
Maybe less sex but it's the sex you want....I hope anyway!
usually, although that changes at the time.
might just stick to writing poems, i'm enjoying that more than anything tonight.
Get those juices flowing!
The creative juices that is "
can't find anything else i wanna write about now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had a fist, let alone two, but I did once accommodate a Clementine. Does that qualify?
Citr-hussy "
Beautiful. I wish we had an applause emoji |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never had a fist, let alone two, but I did once accommodate a Clementine. Does that qualify?
Citr-hussy
Beautiful. I wish we had an applause emoji"
If my presentation was on terrible punnage I'd be fine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never had a fist, let alone two, but I did once accommodate a Clementine. Does that qualify?
Citr-hussy
Beautiful. I wish we had an applause emoji
If my presentation was on terrible punnage I'd be fine! "
I'm tempted to frame that for posterity. It's a work of art. If I was made of money I'd be getting that printed for next weekend |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I've never had a fist, let alone two, but I did once accommodate a Clementine. Does that qualify?
Citr-hussy "
I've still got two Ortaniques at home too. I think they'd be too big to fit.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never had a fist, let alone two, but I did once accommodate a Clementine. Does that qualify?
Citr-hussy
I've still got two Ortaniques at home too. I think they'd be too big to fit.
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It's all in the ortanique. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to know how the fuck women manage two fists?
Do they not have any bones down there?
Once prolapsed, it's Tardis incarnate"
Sucking in any passing objects. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to know how the fuck women manage two fists?
Do they not have any bones down there?
Once prolapsed, it's Tardis incarnate
Sucking in any passing objects."
Then spitting them out like rejects |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to know how the fuck women manage two fists?
Do they not have any bones down there?
Fanny bone?
Makes you go all weird when something hits it  "
I've got a bone for that... |
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